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Monk321654

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Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« on: November 30, 2012, 01:17:55 pm »
The dwarf hunts the moose.
What a terrible mistake.
Enjoy your coffin.

The journey begins.
Demigod hammer fighter.
Killed by a gopher.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2012, 01:39:48 pm »
This is so crazy
Why would they ever do that?
Damn succession forts
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 01:50:32 pm »
The Dwarf digs candy
Careful, !!!FUN!! lies below it
Dug to deep, respawn?

Gobby siege, have no traps?
No weapons or armor now?
God be merciful.

I really suck at this
Why can I not stop right now?
My eternal shame.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2012, 02:11:06 pm »
I've seen this before
Or, at least another thread
Based around haikus.

Should I put the link?
I am really not too sure.
I will anyway.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=103028

'Twas a while ago,
But it still makes a good read
Like all Dorf Fort stuff.


As long as I'm here,
Spearbreakers has haiku, too
If you want to dig.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 02:11:41 pm »
Goblins attack fort
Urist jumps for the sock but
He is taken out
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 02:40:36 pm by jaxy15 »
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2012, 02:15:55 pm »
Little happy dwarf
Saw his mom killed by a goat
Tantrum spiral away
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2012, 02:29:56 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on November 30, 2012, 02:11:41 pm
Goblins attack fort
Urist jumps for the sock but
He is murdered
Murdered has only two syllables.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2012, 03:57:04 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on November 30, 2012, 02:29:56 pm
Murdered has only two syllables.

Murdered has just two,
Beats the juxtaposition,
I know haiku-fu.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2012, 01:20:49 am »
In old-school english
Some words such as murdered
Have three syllables

Urist McFisher
Went to the stream for some carp
Urist has been struck down

The Bronze Collosus
Mightiest of all the foes
Killed by a wambler

A prosperous fort
Eaten by trolls, I care not
For losing is fun

Urist McNoble
Demands gold mini-forges
I pull the lever
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2012, 05:46:40 am »
I need stone workers
Some migrants are arriving
Twenty cheese makers
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2012, 05:52:08 am »
Hey I'm a Dwarf and
I'm digging a hole, diggy
diggy hole, diggy
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2012, 05:52:59 am »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on December 02, 2012, 05:46:40 am
I need stone workers
Some migrants are arriving
Twenty cheese makers

Winchester is good
Cheesemaker's moo
I'm horrible at haiku
Swiss cheese for you
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2012, 11:48:30 am »
The Beast Forgotten.
Rushes into your fortress.
It is made of puke.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2012, 01:57:19 pm »
The thread is win;
Rising to heights
containing all

Dwarves tunnel in
Dig the deep blue..
Endless blood

Yet still some think
that these are not Haiku.
Syllable/mora
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2012, 01:58:07 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on December 02, 2012, 05:52:08 am
Hey I'm a Dwarf and
I'm digging a hole, diggy
diggy hole, diggy

Why did you bring that up
That Honeydew from the Yogscast drinks Jaffa's with a cup
You are a horrible person
I'm eating a raw morsel
Haiku is rocket science
I'm just going to sit in silence
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