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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Haiku  (Read 4875 times)

Reelya

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2012, 12:49:04 pm »
Carrying baby
Has a horrible fell look
Dwarf baby bone greaves
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2012, 01:27:13 pm »
Quote from: Seraphim342 on December 02, 2012, 07:03:43 pm
Haikus have some rules
Five and then seven then five
Syllables each line
But I had written
A limerick and tanka
So yeah, whatever
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2012, 01:53:15 pm »
Winter's cold embrace
Grips a flooded dwarf fortress
Dwarven popsicles
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2012, 03:15:36 pm »
Bridge a waterfall
Want to bring supplies across
Stupid dwarf cascade
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2012, 08:30:13 pm »
Unique slade earrings
Thirty-three miners have died
You're welcome, Baron
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2012, 08:58:36 pm »
Seven dwarves starting
Skeletal deer rampaging
No anvil in sight
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2012, 09:04:29 pm »
This is my haiku
I don't know how to haiku
How do I haiku?
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2012, 01:15:44 pm »
An epic battle outside
The socked severed foot sails off
Dwarf sock free-for-all
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2012, 03:56:58 pm »
The elves are coming
Unveil the wooden statue
And get the magma
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2012, 12:17:50 am »
Tries reading other threads
All are sounding like haiku
Ugh, cannot unread.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2012, 11:46:10 am »
Dwarf raises his pick
Takes three swings and cracks more rock
Dwarf needs beer
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Dr.Bold

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2012, 03:30:21 pm »
since this is really hard on english for me


Here a german one :P

fange Krabben,
finde eine gitantische.
Urist ist die Beute


Catching crabs
found a gigantic
Urist is the prey
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2012, 03:32:35 pm »
He Comes in the night
To steal away your childrens
Osnag Mcgoblin must die
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2012, 03:40:43 pm »
i like the goblin haiku from pisskop
Quote from: pisskop on December 05, 2012, 03:32:35 pm
He Comes in the night
To steal away your childrens
Osnag Mcgoblin must die


visit the old dead
seven embark on their ground
seven cold as snow
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2012, 04:04:58 pm »
Quote from: Dr.Bold on December 05, 2012, 03:30:21 pm


fange Krabben,
finde eine gitantische.
Urist ist die Beute

Ah, ein deutscher Typ! Ich bin kein Deutscher, aber spreche ich die Sprache.

Mein kleiner Maurer,
Wieso sperrst du dich wie das?
Du kannst noch nicht raus!

I'm still studying, but it's only been three months really since I've started.

also obviously related:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=120075.0

Plan on making an epic of sorts.
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