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Author Topic: You Have Died in this Normal Town  (Read 5927 times)

Facekillz058

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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #150 on: December 06, 2012, 04:20:04 pm »
Lets see.
We have a pickaxe.
We're alone with 4 people in the woods?
Hack off one leg from each person.
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #151 on: December 06, 2012, 04:57:14 pm »
No! They might have slicing knives, those things can murder a god.
Keep hiding, we need better defenses in case they invade later.
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #152 on: December 06, 2012, 07:10:29 pm »
You charge at the nearest man, slicing into his leg with your pickaxe. It doesn't sever the leg, but does bleed. While the others are frozen with shock, you slice at another, missing as he dodges.

((This isn't DF, guys.))
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #153 on: December 06, 2012, 07:33:23 pm »
You're right! Regular people have lower pain thresholds. I'm guessing a single pick to a leg will at least incapacitate random villagers, so We can assume that guy is down. Charge at them for now, swinging like crazy! Attampt to make them flee. Go for the legs, on the ground their weak. Unlike in DF, they can't bite our neck off from down there.
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #154 on: December 06, 2012, 09:18:14 pm »
You charge at the three others, swinging wildly. You smack one upside the head, knocking him over, and slam into the general store owner. The non-Valean draws a pistol and points it at you, shouting, "Freeze!"
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #155 on: December 06, 2012, 09:20:09 pm »
Do as he asks. Lull them into a false sense of security, we've got to wait for the perfect moment to strike.
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #156 on: December 06, 2012, 09:27:57 pm »
You stop moving.
"Drop the...bloody mining implement...and put your hands on your head..."
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #157 on: December 06, 2012, 09:28:16 pm »
GO INTO MARTIAL TRANCE, TAKE BULLET LIKE A BAWSS
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #158 on: December 06, 2012, 09:30:06 pm »
You go into a trance and swing the pick at the other person. You get shot in the chest, and he gets hit in the shoulder. He still looks conscious.
How will you avoid dying?
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #159 on: December 06, 2012, 09:36:43 pm »
Depending on where/what the bullet hit in your chest cavity, you could probably crawl to a hospital or clinic if there is either in the town. If your blood pressure is high enough, you could probably even get up off the ground.

Try and throw the pickax at the guy with the handgun.
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #160 on: December 06, 2012, 09:40:15 pm »
You rip the pickaxe out of the guy's shoulder and throw it at him. He gets off two more shots before you finish the maneuver. However, he collapses from blood loss.
The general store owner staggers up, grabs the guy's pistol, and points it at you with shaking hands as you collapse. Three bullets to the torso isn't healthy.

What now?
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #161 on: December 06, 2012, 09:41:32 pm »
Fall to the ground and start writhing uncontrollably saying" Help me!", then when he gets close go in for the kill
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #162 on: December 06, 2012, 09:42:34 pm »
Ninja' by GWM:(
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #163 on: December 06, 2012, 09:42:51 pm »
Act dead.
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Re: You Seem to be Digging a Fortress near a Normal Town
« Reply #164 on: December 06, 2012, 10:42:35 pm »
Only thing left to do. Wait for him to turn his back and fast travel your pains away.
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