Name: Toaster
Reason for joining: An attempt to prove himself for the third time
Biography: Toaster was a contestant in the previous race that was won by the Sky Lord. He faded into obscurity for a while before returning to the racing scene just in time for the next race.
At least, that's what he tells everyone. In reality, he participated in the race time forgot.
Going on a alcohol and drug filled binge after his loss, he designed a craft that, quite simply, defied all logic and physics- the Paradox. It slipped through reality like a fish might swim through a current. During the race, one of his creations created a tear in reality that, to all appearances, acted a shortcut. Indeed, the first couple of laps in which it was used, there were no issues.
Then Toaster fired the so-called Grandfather Cannon inside the rift, and there was a Rip.
The universe is equipped to handle most paradoxical events caused when humanity tampers with the space-time continuum. But he took it one step too far, trying to recursively modify reality, and something broke down.
Toaster has no idea what really happened, but his best guess is that the timeline he was in was simply excised from reality. He completely refuses to say what happened in the interim, except to say he was spat back out into this timeline, about two months before the race started- just enough time to get ready again. Those who knew him before swear he has aged several years more than he should have.
In any case, his experiences have changed him. His madness has taken on new forms, and he has become obsessed with cats, claiming they are the only ones that understand the intricacies of inter-dimensional travel. Cats seem attracted to him now, so his claim may have some credence. He has regained focus, but has sworn off tampering with reality, and will readily advise anyone that they should do the same. Since nobody believes him, it's not hard for them to agree.
His vehicle represents his newest obsession- cats. But not just any cats- funny cats. One might even say... LOLcats. That's probably why his vehicle appears to be a giant hovering cat.
Vehicle Description: The Hovercat: A hovering ship shaped like a
hovering tabby cat. Crewed in the head, engines and cargo in the belly, and god knows what weapons and utilities hidden inside.
I was tempted to just do the Paradox again, but where's the creativity in that? Even though the Chewbacca Defense was incredible. I'm sure the mod won't mind if the Trousers of Time don't return.
"SpaceTime continuum intergrety can not be ensured."
You know it's a good special when that line is included. With that, the Grandfather Cannon, and the Chewbacca Defense, what are the odds I manage to erase the whole race from reality?
Also, called it.
PS: I wasn't kidding! Except I won't do the picture thing.