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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)  (Read 6487 times)

Chessrook44

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Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« on: November 28, 2012, 10:44:48 pm »

So basically, have a bit of fun here.  If Toady made a kickstarter for Dwarf Fortress, what do you think the various Pledge Levels would be?
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2012, 10:55:40 pm »

$10,000 - Get the privilege of being seen with Toady for one hour. Must pay transportation yourself. You are only paying for being in the presence of Toady One himself.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2012, 06:06:34 am »

Any amount of money- crayon picture.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2012, 06:25:39 am »

Any amount of money- crayon picture.
And a short DF-related story as well.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2012, 07:31:09 am »

$500- All materials in your copy of Dwarf Fortress are replaced with magma.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2012, 12:13:58 pm »

$500-A T-shirt related to dwarf fortress and a scrapbook with instructions to basic modding in DF (probably?)

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2012, 12:24:18 pm »

$1000--Your dwarf's name will become a possible random name, like Urist, but less common.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2012, 01:22:42 pm »

$5000

Your legal name is changed to Urist.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2012, 02:01:18 pm »

5000 dollar.

You get a set containing all existing rocks in the game.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2012, 02:04:11 pm »

$25.000
You get an authentic Dwarvenly crafted Steel Pickaxe.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2012, 02:34:51 pm »

1000 - Your mod packaged with the game on future releases.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2012, 03:18:39 pm »

1000 - Your mod packaged with the game on future releases.
Out of all of these, this seems the last likely. I don't know the guy, but Toady doesn't seem like the kind of person who would change his baby for anything, even if it isn't the default setting and even if he's paid 1000 dollars.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2012, 03:45:02 pm »

Well, I could imagine him putting the mod into a separate folder.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2012, 04:15:24 pm »

$2000 - You may attempt to pet Scamps. at your own risk.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Kickstarter Pledges (Theoretical)
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2012, 05:28:58 pm »

2000$ gives you a role of slight importance on the Mars colony.
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