Chapter 3: Minor Inconvieniences.
“These dwarves are tough, but not invincible.” - Unknown human soldier during the second human siege of Spearbreakers“Guys! Guys we have a problem! Where's Fischer, Where the hell is everyone!?” Corai shouted hysterically. “What is it!?” Dauros said, worride by the terrified dwarf. “HUMANS! ON BEARS.” “Ahhh shit.... Asea, you got your axe?” “In my room. I'll meet you topside.” Asea replied and rushed off. “Where's Fischer? Draignean? Paintbrush?” “Sleeping, Sleeping, and hell if I know.” Withing a few moments the two were heading outside into the eerie dusk. The sun was a pale reddish orange on the horizon, and a column of smoke gave away the humans. “Low and slow. We'll creep upp then hit them with what we can.” Dauros said. And the two began a mostly silent creep towards the smoke.
They crept up on the humans, most of whom were still unsaddling. The ones who were already on foot had set up a small encampment around a moderately sized bonfire. “Think we have a chance? I mean, after what happened to the Nemeans-” “Quiet! We'll be fine. We have Captain Ganuh with us, and no man alive can best him in swordplay.” “No MAN alive. These are dwarves we're dealing with, and ones from Spearbreakers at that.” The two humans continued arguing until Dauros and Asea leapt from the shrubbery into them, Asea striking first and decapitating a hammerman as he was getting off his bear. He then slew the bear in a single swing of his axe, though he had to duck and block while he wrenched it out of the bear's head. Dauros chose the time to charge headlong into a bear and planted his pike firmly in it's side before managing to lever himself onto it and into the face of the startled rider. “How you doin' sweetheart?” He said before headbutting her in the face and off her mount. He then drew a small knife and slammed it into the bear's head before stumbling off. Asea meanwhile, had dispatched another bear and rider. Dauros grabbed his pike, and smashed the buttplate into the dismounted foe's skull before taking on the next enemy, whom charged on bearback and was given a pike through the skull from the bottom. Asea meanwhile, called out the human officer, and sliced one of his subordinates in half to make a point. “THISS'LL BE YOU WRETCH!” He bellowed. Close behind, another human was dismounted with brain trauma from the haft of Dauros' pike which had been swung like club into the human while a shield bash silenced the bear. Many bears now were riderless and trying to flee from the dwarven warriors. The brawl had lasted nearly an hour and Asea was nearing the limit of his endurance, as was Dauros, though he was still able to stand. “Come back here you cowards! We're not done with you yet!” Asea shouted, throwing his shield only for it to bounce harmlessly off a tree. In a final spurt of energy, Asea charged forwar and brought the human captain and his beast low as the stragglers fled into the deeper woods around the fortress. However, the human captain was n't beaten yet. While his men fled, he aimed to slay the monster who'd murdered his beloved mount, now passed out before him. However, he was interrupted by a sudden shout of “I GOT YA ASEA!!!” as Dauros dove onto him. The human grappled and threw Dauros aside and decided to cut his losses and run when he suddenly felt the bite of a pointy thing in his midsection: Dauros had impaled him with extreme prejudice.
Dauros managed to shakily stand up and shoved the shocked human over, then planted his pike in the joint of his hand and severed it. The humans cries echoed all around as Dauros stabbed him again in the shoulder and the chest. He then severed the swordmaster's arm, and irritably houted at the screaming blood soaked mess “WHY *Stab* WONT *Stab* YOU *Stab* FUCKING *Stab* DIE!?” However before he could stab again, the human struck him with his shield and managed to run into the trees screaming for help.
Dauros could faintly see Paintbrush rushing over as he blacked out.
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“Welcome back to the land of the living” Wari said to the groggy dwarf. “Where's Asea? He ok?” Dauros asked hectically. “He's fine. Paintbrush dragged you both in just before sundown yesterday. He's dealing with a spawn ambush right n-” Dauros shot up and grabbed his helmet off the nearby table “SPAWN!? I gotta get out there!” “They'll be fine. These are Speabreakers Axe Lords they're dealing with.” “They?” “Asea woke up a little while ago and went with Paintbrush to deal with the spawn. Turns out one of the watchdogs is still alive.” Shrill cries that were different from Ashsaber or Softa made it clear they'd made contact. Slowly the screaming faded, indicating the spawn had been more or less exterminated or driven off. Dauros flopped back on the hospital bed with a tense sigh.
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Fischer watched the now blood spattered screens in Mr Frog's lab of the battle. She would have gone herself But she wanted to try and figure out how these damned machines worked. The first killed went to Paintbrush, who sliced off one leg of the lead spawn, and using his axes to hold it down, stomped his foot into the maw of the beast where the sound of a lump of obsidian shattering was audible even to the cameras. The beast let out a pathetic cry as it breathed its last. Asea rushed by and managed to bowl over the spawn, though he fell on it in the process. It grabbed him by his shield and threw him off itself, only for Asea to scramble to his feet and deliver an axe bit to its neck, sending it down with the force of the strike. Two more angry thunks into spawn flesh left the beast headless. The pair of axelords charged the next, the beast swinging at Asea (who was closer) and missing, though the shattered roadstones where it's claw struck were concerning. Asea chopped away the axe as it recovered from the strike and found himself swatted into the wall, while Paintbrush came in and killed it with one blow from his axe cutting it nearly in half from shoulder to kidney, the heart being sliced in half perfectly by the adamantine blade. The last two attackers attacked in a self destructive charge and between the two warriors, one was disarmed and delegged quickly before Paintbrush picked it up and let Asea remove it's head, silencing its panicked cries. He then threw the headless body at the next, tripping it up as it brought it's claw back to strike.[And now for some artistic flair. Paintbrush bisected it but that makes for poor storytelling in my eyes.] It got to its feet frighteningly quick but Paintbrush had already tossed his shields and weapons aside pinned it to the wall. He then jammed his fist into its maw, the spawn clamping down on his forearm but failing to penetrate the masterfully made gauntlet. “Think Talvi did a good job on these freakmeat?” He said with a sick smile as he (with a great deal of effort on his part,) managed to force his hand in with Asea holding it's maw open and started to yank at its heart, prompting it to begin screeching and thrashing wildly before a snap was heard as the obsidian, glowing faintly red was torn out and shown to the dying beast, a look of shock visible on its distorted face before Paintbrush, ina show of pure malice, smashed the heart on its owner's own head.
As the pair gathered their kit if they dropped any of it, Fischer just nodded and said to nobody “Good show boys.” Before turning to the other monitors, and a panel to control the cameras. 'With dwarves like these... We'll make it.' She thought. Perhaps Autumn would be better, and perhaps next year the humans would sue for pece after so many men died in the last two years. 'We'll make it.' Her thought echoed as she gave up and left the lab.