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Mesa

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If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« on: November 24, 2012, 09:59:10 am »

...what do you think would happen?
Moreover, what languages would it be?

Humans - English. Pretty self-explanatory...
Dwarves - German/Danish/Norwegian - those languages have a "primitive" (no offense) feel to them, and the already exisitng accents in the game slightly nod towards those.
Elves - French - ditto, but in reverse.
Goblins - Russian - not entirely sure about that one, but a closer look at the RL history (World Wars)...Yea.
Kobolds - ...erm, Serbian? Didn't think about those, tbh, so this is spontaneous, really.


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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2012, 10:00:50 am »

Also, nobody likes Elven.
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2012, 11:36:01 am »

That's my choice:

-Dwarves: Norwegian, Danish, Swedish...
-Humans: English, French or German (the typical medieval kingdoms).
-Elves: Any celtic language or maybe finnish sounds good for me.
-Goblins: Euskera fits good, very primitive (Euskera is one of the oldest languages of europe).
-Kobolds: I don't know really. Maybe Russian or one slavic language.

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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2012, 11:42:00 am »

Dwarven: Some type of old scandinavian.
Human: Latin and/or Greek
Elven: Defenitively Celtic
Goblin: Some form of Ancient Mesoamerican language? Aztec/Mayan/Incan?
Kobold: This is a tough one.. Maybe.. Pig-Latin? :p
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2012, 12:50:43 pm »

Kobolds: Klingon. That is all.
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2012, 12:57:42 pm »

Kobolds: Klingon. That is all.
Hmm.. Kobolds dosn't.. have that warrior culture about them.. Ferengi perhaps?
Then again, both are fictional languages.
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2012, 12:58:50 pm »

Dwarven: Some type of old scandinavian.
Human: Latin and/or Greek
Elven: Defenitively Celtic
Goblin: Some form of Ancient Mesoamerican language? Aztec/Mayan/Incan?
Kobold: This is a tough one.. Maybe.. Pig-Latin? :p

This.

Also, as a Norwegian I also feel I should point out that modern Norwegian/Scandinavian in general isn't old, interesting or primal/powerful. A better choice for the Dwarves would be Icelandic, which is significantly closer to viking-era Scandinavian.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2012, 01:04:59 pm by Dyret »
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2012, 12:59:49 pm »

Dwarves: GAELIC. i already picture them as short highlanders...
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2012, 03:08:21 pm »

I like to imagine that kobolds don't have any sort of language at all, they just yell random crap and expect people to understand.

Wait, that's how it actually works, isn't it?
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2012, 03:44:50 pm »

they have SOME sort of language... lets say american, i.e., the language stupid Americans speak. and since i am one, i guess i can insult them, and myself...
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2012, 05:37:32 pm »

Humans - Latin
Dwarves - Norwegian, Irish, Gaulish
Elves - French, Italian
Goblins - Spanish
Kobolds - Afrikaans

That's how I see them... for a reason I don't really know.
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2012, 06:40:08 pm »

Kobolds: Neanderthalic.

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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2012, 06:40:55 pm »

Kobolds: Neanderthalic.
Kobolds: Dolphin

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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2012, 06:42:51 pm »

Kobolds: Neanderthalic.
Kobolds: Dolphin
Kobolds: Babyspeak
Its the only explanation for the gibberish they speak.
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Re: If DF races were to speak RL languages...
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2012, 06:44:01 pm »

Elves: Newspeak

They all seem a little brainwashed and strange when it comes to trees.
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