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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1013134 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5745 on: June 14, 2013, 10:45:17 pm »

Well shit, time to vamoose.

Attempt to escape by deactivating my portion of the fuck huge rune.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5746 on: June 14, 2013, 10:55:46 pm »


((I wasn't keeping track of where everyone was and didn't realise it was that abyss.))
"Guys? I may have accidentally doomed us all."
Well shit, time to vamoose.

Attempt to escape by deactivating my portion of the fuck huge rune.
Try this also.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5747 on: June 14, 2013, 11:02:37 pm »

That's quite a bit of murder starting to happen.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5748 on: June 14, 2013, 11:17:48 pm »

Gah.. Huge freaking spider [I want to have a pet one...]
Activate my ring, grab it's face with my flaming hand, and use "Experimental Combat Words"
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5749 on: June 14, 2013, 11:29:20 pm »

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"THESE ARE WEAPONS, HAHAHA, YOU ARE A TRULY A GREAT GOD BLASTEL! I SHALL SHOW MY POWER NOW TO THE WORLD, HAHAHAHA! THE TOURNEY OF STRENGTH WILL NOT BE IN VAIN, BUT RISEN IN NEW GLORY!" There came shouting from the Blastel room as Jarvis proudly looked at his spiked knuckles and footgear, posing in various ways to show off the weapons and his muscles. "Truly the weapons of champions of the greatest art!" Then the man with the odd hair heard the crack and following curses. Stamping over to investigate the noises, he saw his new-found ally rubbing his head and glaring at a man with a steel stave. "WHAT HO, A FIGHT! YOU THERE, CHALLENGE A REAL MAN, NOT A PIPSQUEAK! DON'T YOU EVEN WANT TO FIGHT A REAL FIGHT, WHY DO YOU THINK HE WOULD EVEN SATISFY?! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW REAL MEN FIGHT, NOT WITH STICKS BUT WITH FISTS!" Shoving the small man behind him, he unleashed the fury! SHORYUKEN!

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5750 on: June 14, 2013, 11:36:05 pm »

test fire my distortion greatbow at anyone who attacks me or the nearest wall, take a second to examine the results then execute my magical plan.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2013, 12:31:28 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5751 on: June 14, 2013, 11:41:55 pm »

((I would like to change my stats to
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This also takes into account the point I lost.))

"This death was odd, I now feel like I can use more magic, but I feel abnormally weak and slow…"
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5752 on: June 15, 2013, 12:04:31 am »

Thaltelsho!
Shape myself a Sand-Man minion(Keep trying until he works)
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Give him Axe if he summons
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5753 on: June 15, 2013, 12:40:59 am »

[+1 aware]
"Ranged? well a magic bow would be good for things that try and run away"
*Hears yelling*
"If you could can you assist if nessecary? "
After receiving buffs from Scilica go and Investigate yelling
« Last Edit: June 15, 2013, 04:27:50 am by Corsair »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5754 on: June 15, 2013, 12:43:54 am »

"That I can do, I currently have a crossbow that fires destructive light, a greatbow that fires clockwork chainsaws and an energy sword which I suspect can fire energy pulses. All of them generate their own ammunition so resupply won't be an issue. If you are talking about acting in a combat capacity, then no. The construct that acts as my body can only run so much at a time before requiring more processing power, as a result I cannot aim very well, a soul could theoretically be used to run those subsystems, but it would probably have to come from something small and possibly tameable like a storm-crow."

Spoiler: Silica's Catalogue (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: June 15, 2013, 04:15:30 am by Empiricist »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5755 on: June 15, 2013, 12:55:12 am »

Continue to the fungus forest, to rescue Saurinae! If I get there in time, send my thallids springing in to tackle the thing and pry it off saurinae, realeasing some spores in the process, then have fungus consume the beast from the lungs out.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2013, 01:09:57 am by Angle »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5756 on: June 15, 2013, 01:00:24 am »

"...TAKE COVER!"
Daniel dives for safety and Desperately tries to will the zombie tiger dragon to obey him and fly away from him.
If it attacks him, WORDS 1, else when the coast is clear WORDS 2.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5757 on: June 15, 2013, 01:55:25 am »

"Can you at least enchance my physical abilities?"
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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5758 on: June 15, 2013, 02:01:06 am »

"Ouch, that really, really hurt. Thanks for the help Jarvis."
I stand out of the way and let Jarvis do his thing.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5759 on: June 15, 2013, 02:04:48 am »

"Can you at least enchance my physical abilities?"
"Yes, that I can do."
((I'll roleplay Silica's 0 Awareness by completely ignoring all the carnage that has recently happened near her.))

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« Last Edit: June 15, 2013, 04:15:40 am by Empiricist »
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