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[javierpwn]

Dammnit! RNG hates meh!
X5 Sand levitation!
Clo-Caltel Shor Contallthelthel

Forgot mine

[Angle]

Take of my necromancy ring and put it into my suit. Will the suit to take the ring and store it inside itself a good distance away from me, like down in a foot or something. Then accept the new ring from Paris, and begin construction by willing stone to remove itself from the hole, or by having my digging fungus secrete acid, whichever is more efficient.

[syvarris]

"Ahh, you're smarter than I thought.  I will have to use the Darkest, most Ancient and Fell word I know:  GARSTORPIT!"

Shout the above at the monkey.

((Oh, no!  Don't tell me Perplexicon has such silly concepts as air friction/compression!  ...Is one of flux's rewards immunity to it?))

[Tsuchigumo550]

I assume the wax block is small enough to be thrown. If not, break it down into as many can or bottle-sized chunks as possible.

Begin phase "Should Have Done This First" and scratch circle "Ultimate Muscle Circle Legend" into the ground.
Activate if possible.

[Toaster]

Head back toward the temple grounds.  Observe the rune-portal.

If I am attacked, mind control the attackers into killing themselves.

[Unholy_Pariah]

summon headwear

[luvmonke]

Also you're lucky I don't reduce your head to a red mist when you fuck up forms like this.

(( Well, whenever someone fucks up a form word you could just cause them to see the phantom image of the other instead of whatever the word actually is and then make an endurance roll to see whether or not their brain can cope with such pure Lovecraftian goodness. ))

"Hmm..." Ozzy murmurs to no one in particular as his spell fails to have any effect. "Perhaps this room does not contain a hidden treasure trove but is instead a classroom for students to practice their mystical arts?"

Somehow sure that is the cause, he leaves the room through the door to the east trying out more WORDS as he goes along.

[Zako]

Cainthalsaz Cycallozion and stare at the beast, then regardless if I hit or not, rush towards it and slash it with my sword.

[PyroDesu]

Okay, so now I know what three words mean... I think. Clockwork, Bow, and Gauntlets.

Put on the gauntlets and shoulder the (useless without arrows) bow, it's time to stop screwing with summoning and explore a bit inside the temple structure.

((Why do I have a sudden temptation to find all of the armor-related words and end up with a full-on clockpunk powersuit?))

[Wwolin]

"No zombies? Maybe I'm just doing something wrong... OOH, I KNOW! This always works in the movies..."

Loot the corpses. If there's no reaction, then proceed to desecrate corpses in a spectacular and golden fashion.

[Bigf00t]

"... Darnit."

Run all the way down to the village, if I arrive there unacousted then FIND SOMETHING TA KILLY!

Regardless of whether I am attacked leaving the basement, on the mountain path or in the village TRY OUT ATTACK PLAN DEATH.

Who'd of thought I'd have bad luck finding something to be killed by? What the hell!

[Harry Baldman]

Head into the forest along with my good buddy, Fast Dude. Look for interesting things.

((How large is 'giant', exactly?))

[Eotyrannus]

Attempt to raise dexterity by pointing in all directions at once. Use will to make it stronger.

[Empiricist]

Perhaps I should send them something that won't set off the volatile environment, I hope they aren't in danger, but nevertheless, precautions must be taken.
Silica walks out of the anti-magic area and says <words>

[Parisbre56]

Conduct experiment and hopefully create some raw materials for Angle in the process.

((And goblins in the bathroom would make for an excellent prank.))

EDIT:Just asking because I had a debate with a teammate, there are some actions where rolling a natural 5 is the best possible roll, right? For example a pot:5+3 can make a reusable tattoo and someone who rolls a spd:5-1 will attack before someone who rolls a spd:6+6, right? On the other hand, when firing an arcane laser a pot:6+6 roll will make a stronger laser than a pot:5+1, right? I'm right, right? Right?