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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1012921 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5115 on: May 15, 2013, 04:18:19 pm »

Yay! New sword!
Take off my helmet, and hold it in my hands. Say Dorbaelo Hobitaeaod Adamenstiar. If successful, will my old sword to be a pair of diamond boots. Then pick up my new, extra sharp sword!
Hobitaeaod is control, right?

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5116 on: May 15, 2013, 04:18:34 pm »

"I CANNOT BE DETERRED! I WILL HAVE GLASS, EVEN IF I HAVE TO MURDER AN ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR IT!"

Larry channels his inner Dwarven Noble for a bit before floating into the air on his throne, looking across the horizon for glass, or anything interesting really. He then imprints what he sees into the throne, forming a crude map before landing and exercising his devotion.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5117 on: May 15, 2013, 04:33:35 pm »

Find a good place in the path, and then have sort of shelf fungus start growing above, sending mycelium deep into the rock and beginning to loosen it up and shovel it out. Repeat this until I get it perfect (Roll a natural 6).

Also, can I just levitate fungus with my mind?
« Last Edit: May 15, 2013, 09:49:07 pm by Angle »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5118 on: May 15, 2013, 05:17:39 pm »

"Ello there, what are we doin' here, 'xactly?"

Same Words, different spelling apparently. New PM.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5119 on: May 15, 2013, 06:10:59 pm »

Science! Maybe !!Science!!, if this ends badly...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5120 on: May 15, 2013, 06:17:48 pm »

Jixiu sighs heavily. "Let's try that again, shall we? Shalzethtol Clo-Caltel Zothelthcaon. Magic, why do you hate me?"
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5121 on: May 15, 2013, 06:28:42 pm »

...Seriously?  Dodging is a speed roll, but running in a circle is a dexterity roll?

Practice something non-harmful and not time consuming that uses a speed roll five times.  Then wander further down the path.  If I don't end up in combat, say words.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5122 on: May 15, 2013, 07:31:44 pm »

Go back outside and try more rune science. Once done, try tossing the first result at the booze dimension.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5123 on: May 15, 2013, 07:37:53 pm »

'Hrmmmm. North it is."

Head north!

((Does using my staff as a bat to hit rocks into enemies count as using my weapon for kills? Or would the rock get the kill?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5124 on: May 15, 2013, 07:47:38 pm »

'Hrmmmm. North it is."

Head north!

((Does using my staff as a bat to hit rocks into enemies count as using my weapon for kills? Or would the rock get the kill?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5125 on: May 15, 2013, 07:51:11 pm »

MY STYLE! It's slightly singed. :(
Time for SCIENCE
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5126 on: May 15, 2013, 07:51:56 pm »

((But a staff is not a bow, nor a rock an arrow. Besides, what harm does asking do?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5127 on: May 15, 2013, 08:01:49 pm »

'Hrmmmm. North it is."

Head north!

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If you shoot someone with a bow, have you killed them with the bow or the arrow? It is the bow.
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...Well, you COULD kill someone with a bow, but it would take longer and be harder.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5128 on: May 15, 2013, 08:32:28 pm »

X5 Sand levitation!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5129 on: May 15, 2013, 08:32:49 pm »

perform magic and stuff.
Actually, just walk to the temple grounds and perform magic, the stuff can wait until its safer for me to perform such actions.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

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