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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1013033 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4260 on: April 19, 2013, 05:38:24 pm »

You got my hopes up and dashed them quite expertly dear sir.

And then I saw my status and the world has sprouted a blooming flower of 'Fuck Humans'.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4261 on: April 19, 2013, 05:40:52 pm »

Do the circle stuff I know I PM'd this time.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2013, 06:35:46 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4262 on: April 19, 2013, 05:42:53 pm »

So is it just me or is this half a turn.

Also I am apparently fighting something called an 'Auto Riveter'.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4263 on: April 19, 2013, 05:49:03 pm »

Ok, I think posts are getting eaten.
As I appear to have another soul, put it in channeling. Walk down to the village. If the soul works, say Adamenstiar Shorbitael Harialltontal. Focus on my breastplate for the spell. If the extra soul is not available, say Cainthalsaz Harialltontal focusing on my sword.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4265 on: April 19, 2013, 05:54:32 pm »

I assume the majority of the update was eaten.  I've moved, at least.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4266 on: April 19, 2013, 05:55:10 pm »

Hopefully he saved a copy.

I can only imagine the rage this caused.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4267 on: April 19, 2013, 05:56:07 pm »

Please wait for piecewise to tell you what's going on before posting actions.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4268 on: April 19, 2013, 05:57:15 pm »

I hadn't come to the conclusion that the turn was eaten, in part because that was mentioned in the turn the last couple of times that happened.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4269 on: April 19, 2013, 05:58:07 pm »

"There has been a small error.  Please adopt the error handling position:  put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye."
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4270 on: April 19, 2013, 06:12:26 pm »

Walk down the path and past the village, heading due West. If I come to an obstacle I cannot walk past or over, fly. Also words.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4271 on: April 19, 2013, 06:32:23 pm »

Ok, I don't know why it ate like 80% of the turn, but I think I recovered all of it? Is anyone missing now?

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4272 on: April 19, 2013, 06:36:42 pm »

Ooh...confirmation?

Do the same, but switch the runes.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4273 on: April 19, 2013, 06:36:49 pm »

It's lookin' good.

Metal control staff. Weld his gun shut. Follow through with a bullet to the head.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4274 on: April 19, 2013, 06:40:22 pm »

Hmmmm. Try to learn as much as I can and write down the writing. Even though I can't read it currently. Maybe later I can find a translation book or something similar.
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