Man, the reception up here is terrible. Oh well, you know what they say, when life gives you kittens, butcher them for crafts and meat. thought Octo as he turned towards the kitten. "Hey! You! Kitten! Stop moving around, you're giving me a headache. You are in the Anchor of the Eight, a temple atop a mountain, the last place in this world left untouched by the influence of the Other. You have been summoned here by me, Doctor Octogonopus, to help me gain power, conquer all and eventually cleanse these lands from the influence of the Other. As for the adorable part, I don't know, it just happened. Who knows? It may help you stay alive if we come upon someone weak willed. And don't worry about death. If you die I can just summon you again... if you prove useful enough. Now, are you done asking questions like an annoying child in a prison ship? You know what curiosity did to the cat, right?" said Octo with a sinister look in his face.
Ask the kitten:"Now it's time to ask my questions: What is your name, what is the last thing you remember and are you willing to help me conduct morally questionable experiments to humans?"
Talk to the kitten. See if I can control it by ordering it (first by speech, then by mind if speech doesn't work) to sit still do a cute little kitten dance try to fly or at least glide a bit.
Try "Harialltontal Wortheliel Rosha-halel" while thinking of an altar to the quicksilver god. Also, PM words.
((I've decided to keep any obscure or unknown words that could be used against me a secret. Everything else will be said out loud.))
((EDIT:@piecewise: Oh and I just noticed that my character stats say:
"Sha-calun the Everflame Lv.0 (7/20 6 natural pot roll/flame usage)
(reroll natural pot 1's)"
Shouldn't it be "0/20" (except if the flame god also likes kittens) since I just pledged myself to him? Or maybe I get points based on the potency of my character. I'm not complaining, just making sure I'm not cheating.))