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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1013323 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2955 on: March 15, 2013, 12:53:03 am »

"~Note: defensive-adaptations-may-not-always-work.~"

Try that again.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2956 on: March 15, 2013, 01:26:43 am »

"That seems really hard...do you guys have like...a bus station or an airport instead? Well if I have to kill the eight sealers.... wait.... I read a boring poem thingy about them in your library... and they sounded pretty evil.... ah great.... Anyways back to what I was saying, do I have to kill them? Can't I like... knock them out, or seal the sealers, or do to them like what happened to me and send to some other world? I kinda have a thing about killing people and sentient beings...."

Say that.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2957 on: March 15, 2013, 02:14:45 am »

((Piecewise: Is it possible to, through a combination of words, propel a character's soul into an enemy temporarily and have the target experience the same rolls as the character? Because considering how unfortunate Corsair is, if such a spell exists we could re-purpose him as a WMD.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2958 on: March 15, 2013, 02:26:04 am »

"I'll just be a second, I've got to get my former arm back."
Head to the spear. Activate aura. See if I can use it to move faster or jump further.
You walk over to the spear but you have no tattoo to activate. Remember, it appeared in the area near your hand but since you had nothing in your hand it had nothing to attach to.
I had sent you a new aura. I probably should have clarified.
Cast aura.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2959 on: March 15, 2013, 02:34:43 am »

"Shit"
Aels zentol, Kenthablaw then if possible glide down to the town and limp about for awhile using the Kenthablaw as a crutch
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2960 on: March 15, 2013, 05:53:59 am »

I discovered the words of mincing too late- in Arena, could have had boulders of instagib
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2961 on: March 15, 2013, 06:24:50 am »

Shove them all in the bodies lying scattered around. If I can't, go to the mob and roll intimidate.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2962 on: March 15, 2013, 07:26:14 am »

((Uh. Am I in or have I not been summoned yet?))
((Edit: Nevermind. I guess it is one person per turn))
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 07:46:33 am by Saurinae »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2963 on: March 15, 2013, 08:39:08 am »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2964 on: March 15, 2013, 09:20:07 am »

Way to spawn dudes on us.


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Turn toward the nearest pitchforker and say some COMBAT MAGIC.  Then ruin the closest one still standing with my mace.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2965 on: March 15, 2013, 09:31:25 am »

"Wus this? Angry mob? Only one way ta' fix this kind o' thing."

Enter the center in the only way I know how.

"BOOZE FER THE BOOZE GOD!"

((It's times like these I really wish I knew the word for 'dragon'. Because coming into town on a dragon made of napalm that is breathing alcohol would be my exact reaction to an angry mob. Sadly I need to use my backup plan.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2966 on: March 15, 2013, 09:51:36 am »

((Does anyone know the word for "ball" or "sphere"?))
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Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2967 on: March 15, 2013, 10:03:45 am »

((Does anyone know the word for "ball" or "sphere"?))
Yes, why do you ask?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2968 on: March 15, 2013, 10:23:30 am »

"Wus this? Angry mob? Only one way ta' fix this kind o' thing."

Enter the center in the only way I know how.

"BOOZE FER THE BOOZE GOD!"

((It's times like these I really wish I knew the word for 'dragon'. Because coming into town on a dragon made of napalm that is breathing alcohol would be my exact reaction to an angry mob. Sadly I need to use my backup plan.))
((Does this include helping me, or will I have to do this by myself?))
((Oh, and I just wasted two 5s on nothing at all. Yay me.))
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 10:29:52 am by miauw62 »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2969 on: March 15, 2013, 10:28:38 am »

I know the sphere word.  It made my thunderball from a while back.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.
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