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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1006801 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2295 on: February 18, 2013, 08:56:01 am »

*Tilts head*

I think you derped up the thing. Also I think I did that wrong?

Dammit. Um, be prepared to dodge anything that comes at me. Regen mana.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2013, 10:19:53 am by dermonster »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2296 on: February 18, 2013, 09:07:39 am »

Is that the first 9 pot roll?  Too bad that wasn't one of my black holes.



"Hmm... oopsie?  Hello, Mr. Mace?"

Put hand on mace and command it to become normal sized.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2297 on: February 18, 2013, 10:12:58 am »

*Tilts head*

I think you derped up the thing. Also I think I did that wrong?

Dammit. Um, try to wear it and do things? Dont be stupid about it though.
if you stupidly touch it, your arm/hand/body will be blown apart by the force, but whatever floats your boat Derm......
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2298 on: February 18, 2013, 10:14:02 am »

What?

Shouldn't I just be, you know, not able to touch it at worst?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2299 on: February 18, 2013, 10:16:52 am »

You made an envelope of force surround an Arcane item....
That envelope likely doesn't want to be disturbed, and if it does can catapult you across the room.... So unless you got yourself some magic nullification, or the ability to control arcane force(Which would also sear apart you flesh and bone)Good luck picking up that SuperWeapon.....

You wouldn't be able to pick it up anyways.... Due to It being arcane
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2300 on: February 18, 2013, 10:19:17 am »

Eh, I'll go try something else then.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2301 on: February 18, 2013, 10:23:46 am »

Where's the !!fun!! in that?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2302 on: February 18, 2013, 10:24:18 am »

On second thought, you should totally pick it up!

The faster I get in the better!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2303 on: February 18, 2013, 10:24:37 am »

Waiting two weeks for an open spot is where that is.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2304 on: February 18, 2013, 10:43:22 am »

I had to wait almost a month after the first time I died....
Then I died....... Two turns later......
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2305 on: February 18, 2013, 10:45:57 am »

"I-am-enjoying-this-bunker-because-I-am-a-happy-person-hooray!"

Sit and enjoy the nice claustrophobic interior of the bunker. Should anyone attack, use my new favorite word on them.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2306 on: February 18, 2013, 10:50:54 am »

"Damn, I was wondering when my luck would run dry. Good thing I'm out of the combat business. That would have been much more inconvenient."

Repeat.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2307 on: February 18, 2013, 11:25:33 am »

Yeah derm, watch out for that arcane energy.

Anyways.

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Say the same word, stop using the loaded dice, Bazinga on the second portion.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2308 on: February 19, 2013, 02:47:52 am »

*Tilts head*

I think you derped up the thing. Also I think I did that wrong?

Dammit. Um, be prepared to dodge anything that comes at me. Regen mana.


PROCESSING....REBUILDING MANA BANKS...DEEEEERM.


Is that the first 9 pot roll?  Too bad that wasn't one of my black holes.



"Hmm... oopsie?  Hello, Mr. Mace?"

Put hand on mace and command it to become normal sized.

[will:1+2]
The mace shrinks from stupidly huge to just massive.

"I-am-enjoying-this-bunker-because-I-am-a-happy-person-hooray!"

Sit and enjoy the nice claustrophobic interior of the bunker. Should anyone attack, use my new favorite word on them.

The turn of waiting continues.

"Damn, I was wondering when my luck would run dry. Good thing I'm out of the combat business. That would have been much more inconvenient."

Repeat.
[pot:3+1]
You get an image of a breastplate.


Yeah derm, watch out for that arcane energy.

Anyways.

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Say the same word, stop using the loaded dice, Bazinga on the second portion.
[Pot:3+1]

You get a fairly large pool of ink.


Corsair:Corsair: Pool:4/4 [Third floor, center platform.]

Stephen:GWG: pool:1/1 [third floor, south stairs]

Baba:Akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [fourth floor, east stairs]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 1/2: (Spider man. body of arcane energy)(no legs)[5th floor, North area, on pillar]

Tod-1(14):Harry: Pool:3/6 [first floor, east stairs]

Thrakor(31):Toaster: Pool:2/5 [Third floor, east stairs]

Rand:: Pool:3/3 [first floor, west stairs]

Derm:Derm:Pool:2/4 [second floor, west stairs]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2309 on: February 19, 2013, 07:32:53 am »

Be annoyed at loading times. Tap foot impatiently. Also, you know, dodge.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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