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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1012891 times)

miauw62

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2145 on: February 08, 2013, 01:34:29 pm »

Are you really just leaving this kill tough? I figured you'd fight for it.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2146 on: February 08, 2013, 01:35:01 pm »

I have lots of ideas of things to do, but first I need an at least one more point in will.

Are you really just leaving this kill tough? I figured you'd fight for it.

Someone's trying to kill me, I'm more worried about that right now.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2147 on: February 08, 2013, 01:36:16 pm »

Are you really just leaving this kill tough? I figured you'd fight for it.

Someone's trying to kill me, I'm more worried about that right now.
Good point.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2148 on: February 08, 2013, 02:11:51 pm »

I have lots of ideas of things to do, but first I need an at least one more point in will.

Are you really just leaving this kill tough? I figured you'd fight for it.

Someone's trying to kill me, I'm more worried about that right now.
im gonna kill the guy without legs first.....
Ignore me pws!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2149 on: February 08, 2013, 02:48:02 pm »

funny, that's not what your post says you'll do...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2150 on: February 08, 2013, 03:21:41 pm »

It says "Continue assault" but not on who...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2151 on: February 08, 2013, 06:52:24 pm »

I kinda feel bad for onyxjews character... anyone being man enough to pull themselves free of hell at the cost of their legs really deserves to live in my opinion.

Normally id try to save him but he killed waldo and burnt down my forest...
And i dont think i can take on 3 mages at once...
And id geel bad killing miaw after he spent so long on the waitlist without allowing him a few turns...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2152 on: February 08, 2013, 07:27:32 pm »

I kinda feel bad for onyxjews character... anyone being man enough to pull themselves free of hell at the cost of their legs really deserves to live in my opinion.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2153 on: February 08, 2013, 07:54:00 pm »

Commit suicide, if not aleady dead, to free up a player spot.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2154 on: February 08, 2013, 09:15:35 pm »

WHO HAD THE STAFF OF HEAL EVERYTHING.
Who got ATOMIZED into COFFEE for fun and profit?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2155 on: February 08, 2013, 09:18:10 pm »

WHO HAD THE STAFF OF HEAL EVERYTHING.
Who got ATOMIZED into COFFEE for fun and profit?
Actually, the magical healing bear is still alive. HOLY SHIT, THE BEARMAN IS STILL ALIVE! I MUST CHANGE MY ACTION!
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2156 on: February 08, 2013, 09:39:42 pm »

((Shouldn't I have gotten a dodge roll for that? It was only a four. How is a four unavoidable hell portal, when a three is sparks?))

"This really isn't my day. Then again, nothing has been. I get turned into a spider by my godfather/uncle, summon a diamond the size of a small house in the only situation where that isn't the greatest thing that could ever conceivably happen, then I have all my legs ripped off by a demonic plane. For once, my dad is right. I really need a drink."

Plan: Fuck You With Celestia's Forehooves.

((I seem to get more experience writing epitaphs than I do writing heroic speeches. I appear to have inadvertently accepted the dwarven philosophy. Losing is fun all that remains.

I blame Riptide.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2157 on: February 08, 2013, 10:13:24 pm »

It's paraplegic Spider-Man! Good luck dodging anyone's attacks using your arms as legs.....
[knowing your luck, you would roll a 6]
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2158 on: February 08, 2013, 10:13:59 pm »

Pot effects differ on the nature of the spell.  A five Rothon is a strong (but short) arc of lightning, while a five of my last spell was a black hole that sucked in someone from halfway across the arena and tried to suck in four more people.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2159 on: February 08, 2013, 10:39:24 pm »

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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.
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