Shit...
move to least occupied stairwell on the same floor, do stuff, make brain be smarter.
You run to the north stairs this time and try again
[will: 2-1]
The bear stops attacking phil. Instead it turns around and takes flight, roaring up to the third floor, straight at you.
[dex:2+2]
[bear dex:2]
You dive into the stairwell as the bear scrapes across the stone, claws and fangs sweeping wildly where you used to be.
"Well, this isn't good."
...Something tells me I didn't type what I thought I typed. I coulda sworn I was going to summon a Cainthalsaz explosion...
I will say Zaral Harial, Shoshashzel Balethe and hope I'm not wearing flammable pants.
[pot:5]
A mark appears and covers your left leg.
[pot:1]
Your right leg turns into a limb of pure repulsive force that, after an instant, detonates and hurls you straight into a wall.
[end:4+1]
You survive, battered and bruised, but now you're massively bleeding from your missing right leg.
[still gonna die: 1 turn]
Shubhallethel Szaheeb Caltalleth Hobiteaod
"Here's your weapon. Use it to get yourself some pool, aye?"
[pot:5]
A new weapon appears in front of you! It's a strange spear of bone, brilliant white with a serrated tip and a shaft like a spinal column. Across the surface of the spear, mostly on the tip, are holes out of which air is constantly flowing.
The result is a strange tone, which seems to be descending, but never actually gets any lower. If Tamara creates an item for me, and it isn't radiating antimatter or some other dangerous material, accept it.
You pick up the spear that Tamra made for you.
Do the ancient, traditional "Could really use a weapon" dance.
You dance makes the gods apathetic and gassy. You receive no weapon.
Oy, that word isn't explosion!
"Now you're just an asshole!"
Run around the second floor looking for a discarded weapon that won't kill me if I pick it up. Chuck it at Null. Failing that, just head for the south stairs. Totally not burning a turn to get one more pool point.
Everyone but me is on some level of the south stairs.
[Dex:5+2]
[Null dex:2+2]
Seeing as there are no magical weapon trees just sitting around on this level, or indeed any level right now, You decide to do what is known in tactician circles as "Run the fuck away." You sprint your way to the south stairs and leap into the stair well.
"You realize I can still attack you in there, right?" Null shouts.
[null pot:3+3]
[Null will:1+3]
[str:3+1]
[end:5+1]
The same invisible force that ripped your staff from you slams into your shoulder and spins you into a wall.
Ow! You're not hurt, but still, oww.
Null starts walking toward the first floor, south stairs.
Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:1/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[first floor, south area.]
Phil(6):Greatwyrmgold: pool:1/4 [obsidian left arm, hand blown up. Right leg gone, left leg marked][first floor, south area]
Larry:wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [first floor, South area]
The Nose:harry:Pool 0/0: [first floor, south stairs]
Susan(2): satan: Pool:4/4 (Body of living steel)[fourth floor, south stairs area.]
Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:4/5 (Right hand and left arm made of electricity. Torso marked.)[Second floor, south stairs.]
Bobo:akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [Fourth floor, south stairs]
(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (steel staff)[Third floor, North stairs]
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