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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1006277 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1620 on: January 16, 2013, 08:47:40 pm »

I wonder if theres a word for snake? A garstorpit snake staff may be possible to weild without bodily modification....

Oooooh BOOZE SNAKE!!!
Gets you drunk off your ass when it bites you and makes you slur your words... its the perfect anti mage familiar
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1621 on: January 16, 2013, 08:48:03 pm »

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Oh dear lord.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1622 on: January 16, 2013, 08:48:58 pm »

I wonder if theres a word for snake? A garstorpit snake staff may be possible to weild without bodily modification....

Oooooh BOOZE SNAKE!!!
Gets you drunk off your ass and makes you slur your words... its the perfect anti mage familiar
((Seeing as how Null used a snake, and anything that he can do we can do, this is perfectly possible.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1623 on: January 16, 2013, 08:51:41 pm »

All i need is the snake word and ill know how to make the ultimate weapon :D
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1624 on: January 16, 2013, 08:52:59 pm »

I believe I have figured out how to make a kamehameha wave.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1625 on: January 16, 2013, 09:45:21 pm »

All i need is the snake word and ill know how to make the ultimate weapon :D
How are snakes related to an orbital nuclear teratogenic magma launcher?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1626 on: January 16, 2013, 09:49:22 pm »

All i need is the snake word and ill know how to make the ultimate weapon :D
How are snakes related to an orbital nuclear teratogenic magma launcher?

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1627 on: January 16, 2013, 10:41:28 pm »

The snake's spine or your own spine?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1628 on: January 16, 2013, 10:52:17 pm »

Snake... think a spacefaring elongated blastoise without limbs
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1629 on: January 16, 2013, 10:58:26 pm »

Why not just mount it on your skull?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1630 on: January 16, 2013, 11:09:21 pm »

Ah damn... well add 1 to my str as per the lost PM

stuffslightly different stuff.

As for your element idea im all for it... hmmm what to add....
You run up stairs and attempt to brain Bobo in the skull with your rock.
[Dex:4+2]
[bobo dex:1+2]
[str:1]
You swing hard but hit with your wrist rather then your rock and promptly lose hold of the stone and do no damage to Mr. Bobo.

((Will definitely have to think on this.))

Try to will a break between me and my Wang again. If successful, Words.

[will:4+1]
Your leg, Which is metal from the hip down but only wang from the knee down, separates in half, spitting into one half normal leg and the other half wang. Wang keeps sitting around and you drag yourself a few feet away before trying out those words.
[pot:5+1]
A mark appears on your leg and immediately activates, transforming your metal leg into a flesh one. A flesh one thats missing from the knee down. And bleeding a lot.

"oh dear."

[Bleeding out: 4 turns.]


Stuff

You run over to grin and raise your glowing, arcane arm.

"High five! With your throat and or face area!"

[dex:5+1]
[Grin dex:3-1]

You slap him right in the forehead with the stump of your arm. The result is not dissimilar from what happens when you detonate a watermelon with a stick of dynamite.

[GRIN IS DEAD, YOU GAIN 4 POINTS]



Oh yeah, I should post an action.

So much for those stairs.  Well, I could use a quick breather...


Say Rothon Je'rael, and go ahead and activate it.  Peek out the top of the stairs to see how Electro is doing.

Also, is my pool right?  It was 3/5 the past two turns.
Fixed dat.
[pot:3+2]
A mark appears on your left arm. You go ahead and activate it and your entire left arm becomes like your right hand. Unfortunately it's still mangled and useless. But hey, it's electric.

You crawl on up stairs and peek out to look down on the fight.
[Null will:5+3]
Null points at Electro and the elemental jerks violently and seems to fizzle away, dissipating. Null turns back toward the blocked stairway, crossing his arms.

"Am I going to have to come in after you?" He shouts, "Or will you come out here?"

Curiously poke the staff. If it tries to kill me, use my staff to command the poison out of my bloodstream, if it dosen't, wield it.

Well, it's a spear not a staff, but

You poke at the spear.

[end:6]

Your finger blackens and falls off. You hold your hand up and look at the missing finger. "This is unhelpful."

Say "Worteal" first and then "Kares" and blame myself for my stupidity.


((Shadow element would be fun, especially the kind that can interact with other shadows. Slash someones shadow and it would be like the person got slashed too. But then again, maybe it's too much alike the void.))

[pot: 1-1]

You drop dead. Just like that. Splat.



LARRY AND THE NOSE SPAWN IN!





Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:2/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[first floor, north stairs, hiding in cloth]

Phil(2):Greatwyrmgold: pool:2/2 [obsidian left arm, hand blown up.][first floor, south area]

Larry:wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Fifth floor on a pillar, eastern side]

The Nose:harry:Pool 0/0: [third floor, north stairs]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:4/4 (Body of living steel)[fourth floor, south stairs area.]

Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:3/5 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand and left arm made of electricity. Crystal-lightning staff. Torso marked.)[Second floor,East side]

Bobo:akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [Fourth floor, south stairs]

(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 [Fourth floor, south stairs]


Geez two deaths and now suddenly half the people around here have no capacity to use magic.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1631 on: January 16, 2013, 11:11:46 pm »

Well fuck. Time to start regenerating so I can do orders again...

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1632 on: January 16, 2013, 11:18:46 pm »

Grab rock, do stuff.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2013, 11:31:25 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1633 on: January 16, 2013, 11:24:38 pm »

About that element thing:

Time: Gonna say no. Mainly because it would allow users to time travel which is a shitstorm I'd not like to deal with. I mean, just think about it for a few minutes and You'll see why.

Explosive: We could do something explosive, gunpowder or the like.

Candy: Dandy.

Sponge: Sure.

Gravity: Maybe. I'll have to think about it because I'm not exactly sure what would happen when someone tries to make a cat out of it. Also I try to make sure elements actually have some sort of physical, visible form.

Magnesium: Thats fine.

Light: Well, we have something like that. It's not normal light though. We could have normal light, but it's gonna be awfully hard to hold onto.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1634 on: January 16, 2013, 11:26:01 pm »

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!

Add two points to channeling, a point to endurance, and a point to potency.

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