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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1009803 times)

Tsuchigumo550

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1410 on: January 13, 2013, 05:30:03 pm »

1... Ah fuck it I'm breaking out now.

Repeatedly say Cainthalsaz while pointing at the wall, up to 2 times. Use one of the available holes in the dome to get out.

After the escape, point a safe distance away, and say Skizicks!

Back away from whatever it is, then point my stub new masochist approved arm cannon away from anything alive.

Holding my staff up, channel my energy into it, and imagine a very small glob of semi-congealed blood firing out extremely fast, like a bullet. Afterwards, imagine the blood flowing as if there was no wound if the self-inflicted hole tries to keep bleeding.

Hey, Grin? Mind if I stay real quiet for a while? I mean, look at me. Still talking when there's science to do.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1411 on: January 13, 2013, 05:30:37 pm »

Wait list me again.....
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1412 on: January 13, 2013, 05:36:34 pm »

Cainthalsaz? Oh dear.

Hm...I just had an idea...

Word. Hopefully this works.
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Tsuchigumo550

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1413 on: January 13, 2013, 05:39:59 pm »

Cainthalsaz? Oh dear.

Can't be that bad. I mean, let's face it, near-holy light is better than SUMMONING VOID DEMONS TO REND THE EARTH
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1414 on: January 13, 2013, 05:40:56 pm »

Cainthalsaz is holy? I thought it was some sort of Arcane type.


Also: Fucking hell this is way too good. Open up more spots?

Someone needs to make another one.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 05:42:48 pm by dermonster »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1415 on: January 13, 2013, 05:42:23 pm »

I feel like giving up some words....

It doesn't mean holy, it means arcane, it just looked holy because he used the word aura

Just imagine pure magic flowing all around your body
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1416 on: January 13, 2013, 05:43:16 pm »

Send me your words and I shall reward you justly.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1417 on: January 13, 2013, 05:45:44 pm »

Can't be that bad. I mean, let's face it, near-holy light is better than SUMMONING VOID DEMONS TO REND THE EARTH
That's not saying much. Oh, and about the best that's happened when I used Cainthalsaz has been that one statue thing.

Someone needs to make another one.
If I had a map, I'd be able to start one now.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1418 on: January 13, 2013, 05:46:19 pm »

But your dead....
How come I didn't get a (Dex) roll to dodge the bear?
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How many more deaths until I'm back?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1419 on: January 13, 2013, 05:47:09 pm »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1420 on: January 13, 2013, 05:47:41 pm »

Hell, I'd start one but I'd need all of the words.

Well, not these words in specific, just all of the effects.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1421 on: January 13, 2013, 05:49:00 pm »



Someone needs to make another one.
If I had a map, I'd be able to start one now.
use ms paint?
I could, but that would require me to A. know what to put in it and B. have halfway decent Paint skills. Or an acceptance of a poor map.

Hell, I'd start one but I'd need all of the words.

Well, not these words in specific, just all of the effects.
Or make up a lexicon.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1422 on: January 13, 2013, 05:49:02 pm »

Make some stuffs up?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1423 on: January 13, 2013, 05:50:58 pm »

It seems like everyone is fucking up quotes today.

Also hahaha no.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1424 on: January 13, 2013, 05:59:28 pm »

It seems like everyone is fucking up quotes today.

Also hahaha no.
I would send you my compilation of about twenty to thirty percent of the words, but I like this RTD too much to let Derm have nigh-ultimate power over it. Yet.
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