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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1010383 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1335 on: January 12, 2013, 09:30:13 pm »

I could make a lump of magnet, with a rune for parabolic trajectory
And attach a metal kitten......

Effectively the same thing right?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1336 on: January 12, 2013, 09:38:46 pm »

I could make a lump of magnet, with a rune for parabolic trajectory
And attach a metal kitten......

Effectively the same thing right?
Perhaps. I just wanted to rant in ye' olde dorfish. But yes, I think a metallic cat forever trapped in a parabolic path would be interesting.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1337 on: January 12, 2013, 09:56:41 pm »

I take it you forgot this one:

You say your words and the shimmering image of some sort of horrifying cat-staff appears and then vanishes.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1338 on: January 12, 2013, 09:58:31 pm »

I take it you forgot this one:

You say your words and the shimmering image of some sort of horrifying cat-staff appears and then vanishes.
Know what? I'm going to call your cat-torture and raise you one Carp-Spear. From my eyes!

Everything is better when it is brought into this world from someone's ocular cavities. I really want that spear now...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1339 on: January 12, 2013, 10:00:04 pm »

But... blood control is just more INTERESTING than flesh control. Sure I could make your muscles supercontract and break every bone in your body, cause your skin to grow so uncontrollably you represent a blob, or I could make a bone control staff that could crack every bone in your body causing every movement to send shattered bone-bits into your vital organs or fuse all your joints together, but with a blood staff, I can make you CRY BLOOD.

Oh yeah, the cat-staff. Good times, that one. Honestly though, if someone makes an antigravity cat orbital, they're on my "love forever" list.

As in, should they bleed, make the blood keep flowing, and should their heart stop, restart it. Yes, I can kill people, but this staff also has awesome healing abilities.

And thirdly, I'm not even going to test it on one of you first, so everyone lives. I have a perfect test subject right here... Remember my missing hand? I think a blood vulcan is a nice reward for sacrificing my hand to the sand worm god.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1340 on: January 12, 2013, 10:00:36 pm »

Too bad the mace that shot maces didn't work right, though PW hinted that it wasn't completely impossible...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1341 on: January 12, 2013, 10:01:59 pm »

You'd probably need (mace) (word, probably from the family of Hobitaeaod, maybe even Hobitaeaod andanother word) (mace).
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1342 on: January 12, 2013, 10:03:27 pm »

Whats Hobitaeaod again?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1343 on: January 12, 2013, 10:08:32 pm »

Whats Hobitaeaod again?
"control" or "control of". If my spell worked as I think, "wooden staff control of blood". My staff therefore had a physical form (Kenthablaw), was shaped like a staff (Shubha), and can control blood, (Hobitaeaod, whatever the last one was).
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1344 on: January 12, 2013, 10:12:03 pm »

Whats Hobitaeaod again?
"control" or "control of". If my spell worked as I think, "wooden staff control of blood". My staff therefore had a physical form (Kenthablaw), was shaped like a staff (Shubha), and can control blood, (Hobitaeaod, whatever the last one was).
((Actually, I think that you might have a wood and blood staff that controls both, like Thrakor's crystal lighting rod. I'm not sure that word order matters.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1345 on: January 12, 2013, 10:19:05 pm »

Woah.

HOLY SHIT.

I could feasibly use my staff to make my blood propel itself out of my arm at super high speed, then change the blood into wood while it's flying, effectively either not working and blinding people in the eyes with my blood or splintering their eyes out.
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« Reply #1346 on: January 12, 2013, 10:21:12 pm »

I've never tried to convert electricity to crystal or the other way.  It'd be interesting to see if that worked.


Now that I think of it, I should have made a crystal-electricity mace or something, to club and stun someone.  I'm a bit hand-limited, though.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1347 on: January 12, 2013, 10:35:22 pm »

Have you tried making hands, then putting it close to your stump, then turning your arm to a certain material
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1348 on: January 12, 2013, 10:39:01 pm »

Have you tried making hands, then putting it close to your stump, then turning your arm to a certain material

I thought about that, but now that I have a potential BLOOD VULCAN, I'm getting all sorts of Deadman Wonderland feels and it's glorious.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1349 on: January 12, 2013, 10:44:42 pm »

((Gah, I didn't think I was gone that long.))

"Well that was interesting. Good luck with yer blood magic."

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