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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1011757 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1155 on: January 08, 2013, 11:16:59 pm »

Lights, more lights, Action!

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[pot:6+2]

And enormous gust of air fires out directly in front of you like a tornado shotgun blast, sweeping over the 5th level pillars and smashing into the wall on the other side.

Say words
You don't have the pool for that. You've only got 1 pool right now. Well, you'll have two after this post, but right now you only have one.

Happily accept snuggling. Reach out of covers, then poke the earth nearby and whisper
Quielshar No-noheim Uristrat Hobitaeod
before returning to the makeshift bed.


If the booze tree works, eat/drink the fruit/flower/beer mugs that grow from it.

[pot:2]

Nope.

You crawl back into what could be called a love shack. Or more accurately a "Fuck nest".

Huh. I said I was going to say words, but I couldn't decide what kind of wings I wanted.

Try to make situation less awkward. Say words, for real this time.

You say your one word.
[pot:5]
Nothing happens.

Talos gets off of his ass, standing and dusting off. Listen for any words.
"Hey."
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You can just assume that if anyone says any words out loud, then you can hear them or use them. Because very few people actually do that. So assume you heard Tamara's. You just don't know what they do.




Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:1/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.)[first floor, north stairs, hiding in cloth]

Phil(2):Greatwyrmgold: pool:2/2 [obsidian left arm, hand blown up.][third floor,South east area]

Grin:Ironyowl: Pool: 5/5 (Left leg broken)[First floor, north stairs. Hidden in cloth.]

Possibly(9):Onyxjew: Pool:2/5 (some cloth,flesh staff. right arm marked. Right hand marked. Fire claws.Crystal wings.) [fifth floor, southeast area, atop pillar]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:4/4 [fourth floor, south stairs area.]

Thrakor(13):Toaster: Pool:4/4 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity. Crystal-lightning staff. Torso marked.)[Fifth floor, hiding in the light crystals.]

Javier:Javier: Pool:2/3 [Third floor, west stairs.]

Talos: Spinaltaper: Pool:4/4 [Fourth level, north section.]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1156 on: January 08, 2013, 11:19:26 pm »

Try to make situation less awkward. Show him what I can do.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1157 on: January 08, 2013, 11:23:10 pm »

Experiment with some more
Words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1158 on: January 08, 2013, 11:23:46 pm »

I, too, am experimenting. Let's hope I don't destroy everything!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1159 on: January 09, 2013, 07:04:05 am »

Word, then Word.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1160 on: January 09, 2013, 09:59:55 am »

And now, for the whole reason I wanted a fourth point!

Magical plan OHGODWHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOING!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1161 on: January 09, 2013, 03:02:46 pm »

Try to make situation less awkward. Show him what I can do.
[pot:4]

A magic circle appears on the ground in front of you and a statue of a dog materializes, made entirely out of colorshifting, arcane energy.

Experiment with some more
Words.
[pot: 4+1]

A shimmering image of an ax appears and immediately flies into a wall and vanishes. ...Ok.

Word, then Word.
[pot:1+1]
[pot:5+1]

Your right foot tingles. And then your left leg does.

And then Tamara does something that makes something else tingle.

And now, for the whole reason I wanted a fourth point!

Magical plan OHGODWHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOING!

You fly down to the central platform on the third level and say your words.

[pot:5+1]

As you flap your way back up to the fifth floor a black rift opens in the stone of the central pillar, widening and widening until it's easily a dozen feet in diameter. The edge of the rift widens even more as a great mound of darkness swells up and out of it. The lump splits open into an oozing pit of fangs and flesh and tendrils and great arm, vaguely human, gray skinned, skeletal thin and bearing eight fingers, bursts from the pit. It is massive, each finger as big as a man, and it rises into the open air of the pit, nearly reaching the light crystals. It hangs there, fingers twitching randomly for a few seconds before it moves, grabbing for phil.

[phil dex:4+1]

Phil leaps to the side and avoids the the arm's grasp, grey fingers craving furrows in the stone as it passes. The arm jerks back like a cobra, hangs still for a moment and then lashes out after Javier.

[javier dex:5-1]
Javier dodges the bulk of the arm's fury but it manages to catch hold of the rags he's wearing for a shirt.

[javier dex:6-1]

Javier wriggles out of his shirt as the arm retracts, violently being sucked back into the open maw and dragging the shirt with it. An instant later the maw closes and the mound sinks back into the void. The rift slams shut with a hiss.




>>Susan (she sent me a message but didn't post.)
[6+1]

A mark spreads across your entire body, head to toe, and an instant later your flesh transmutes into living steel.





Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:2/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.)[first floor, north stairs, hiding in cloth]

Phil(2):Greatwyrmgold: pool:1/2 [obsidian left arm, hand blown up.][third floor,South east area]

Grin:Ironyowl: Pool: 4/5 (Left leg broken)[First floor, north stairs. Hidden in cloth.]

Possibly(9):Onyxjew: Pool:4/5 (some cloth,flesh staff. right arm marked. Right hand marked. Fire claws.Crystal wings.) [fifth floor, southeast area, atop pillar]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:3/4 (Body of living steel)[fourth floor, south stairs area.]

Thrakor(13):Toaster: Pool:1/4 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity. Crystal-lightning staff. Torso marked.)[Fifth floor, hiding in the light crystals.]

Javier:Javier: Pool:1/3 [Third floor, west stairs.]

Talos: Spinaltaper: Pool:4/4 [Fourth level, north section.]

 

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1162 on: January 09, 2013, 03:10:11 pm »

throw stuff at thrakor, say words, direct it at him
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1163 on: January 09, 2013, 03:11:57 pm »


Attack/grapple thrakor using bare hands, say words, direct it at him

He's two levels straight up clinging to a bunch of crystals, hanging from the ceiling. Grappling him bare handed may be a bit tricky.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1164 on: January 09, 2013, 03:20:42 pm »

Awesome.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1165 on: January 09, 2013, 03:22:38 pm »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1166 on: January 09, 2013, 04:34:44 pm »

"Ah'm naw' even surprised by this any more..."

Glare daggers at Thrakor.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1167 on: January 09, 2013, 05:33:48 pm »

I've been alerted to the nine hells I was just about to release, and I don't think that kind of threesome would be... appropriate anywhere. Anywhere.

Continue cuddling.
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« Reply #1168 on: January 09, 2013, 05:35:06 pm »

But releasing hell is so much fun!

That wasn't very close to what I expected to happen, but it was still pretty awesome.


Enact defenses.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1169 on: January 09, 2013, 07:05:30 pm »

throw stuff at thrakor, say words, direct it at him

You throw some dirt at thrakor. This proves unhelpful.  Ok. Lets try this again.
[pot:6+1]

A shimmering image of an ax appears in front of you. It disappears a moment later. Ok. yeah. Helpful.

I've been alerted to the nine hells I was just about to release, and I don't think that kind of threesome would be... appropriate anywhere. Anywhere.

Continue cuddling.
You cuddle while the world burns.


But releasing hell is so much fun!

That wasn't very close to what I expected to happen, but it was still pretty awesome.


Enact defenses.
"Ah'm naw' even surprised by this any more..."

Glare daggers at Thrakor.

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Ever.))

[Thrakor dex:3+2]
[possibly dex:3+1]

[thrakor will:4 +1]
[possibly will:3-1]


Thrakor points his crystal-lightning staff at possibly and smiles. Possibly's wings jerk out wide, their razor sharp crystalline feathers twitching of their own accord. And then they close in on him like a beartrap.

[Possibly end:4]
Possibly manages to block some of the the countless crystal razors with his steel arm, but many more get through, slicing paper thin gashes and stab holes into his shoulders, chest and legs. His wings jerk back under his control and retract into his back a moment later and he falls to his knees, bleeding profusely.

[Fatally wounded: 2 turns.]









Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:3/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.)[first floor, north stairs, hiding in cloth]

Phil(2):Greatwyrmgold: pool:2/2 [obsidian left arm, hand blown up.][third floor,South east area]

Grin:Ironyowl: Pool: 5/5 (Left leg broken)[First floor, north stairs. Hidden in cloth.]

Possibly(9):Onyxjew: Pool:5/5 (some cloth,flesh staff. right arm marked. Right hand marked. Fire claws.Crystal wings.) [fifth floor, southeast area, atop pillar]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:4/4 (Body of living steel)[fourth floor, south stairs area.]

Thrakor(13):Toaster: Pool:2/4 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity. Crystal-lightning staff. Torso marked.)[Fifth floor, hiding in the light crystals.]

Javier:Javier: Pool:1/3 [Third floor, west stairs.]

Talos: Spinaltaper: Pool:4/4 [Fourth level, north section.]
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