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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1006022 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1110 on: January 05, 2013, 06:05:37 pm »

((I'm so killing anyone who keeps making jokes about piecewise's interpretation of my failure.))
"Calm down, sailor. Bein' a bit frisky ain't somethin' to get so riled up about. 'Less yer into that sorta thing."

((That is probably going to haunt you on this thread for at least a few more deaths. In unrelated news,

I'm still not drunk. Nine Divines, WHY AM I NOT DRUNK?!))
((Dearth of alcohol?))
((Dearth?))
((Lack, Absence, Insufficient quantity...))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1111 on: January 05, 2013, 06:08:25 pm »

((I'm so killing anyone who keeps making jokes about piecewise's interpretation of my failure.))
"Calm down, sailor. Bein' a bit frisky ain't somethin' to get so riled up about. 'Less yer into that sorta thing."

((That is probably going to haunt you on this thread for at least a few more deaths. In unrelated news,

I'm still not drunk. Nine Divines, WHY AM I NOT DRUNK?!))
((Dearth of alcohol?))
((Dearth?))
((Lack, Absence, Insufficient quantity...))
((Ah, I learned something today. I suppose I'll just make a meat dragon and infuse its soul with alcohol so I can use it as an infinitely replenishing keg. If it's a damn margarita dragon.....))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1112 on: January 05, 2013, 06:11:35 pm »

((I'm so killing anyone who keeps making jokes about piecewise's interpretation of my failure.))
"Calm down, sailor. Bein' a bit frisky ain't somethin' to get so riled up about. 'Less yer into that sorta thing."

((That is probably going to haunt you on this thread for at least a few more deaths. In unrelated news,

I'm still not drunk. Nine Divines, WHY AM I NOT DRUNK?!))
((Dearth of alcohol?))
((Dearth?))
((Lack, Absence, Insufficient quantity...))
((Ah, I learned something today. I suppose I'll just make a meat dragon and infuse its soul with alcohol so I can use it as an infinitely replenishing keg. If it's a damn margarita dragon.....))
If we work through this incident with Thrakor (Either by killing him or allying with him) I could make booze cards. Just put it in your mouth and think of it activating for a nice refreshing drink.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1113 on: January 05, 2013, 06:30:45 pm »

((I'm so killing anyone who keeps making jokes about piecewise's interpretation of my failure.))
"Calm down, sailor. Bein' a bit frisky ain't somethin' to get so riled up about. 'Less yer into that sorta thing."
((That is probably going to haunt you on this thread for at least a few more deaths. In unrelated news,
I'm still not drunk. Nine Divines, WHY AM I NOT DRUNK?!))
((Dearth of alcohol?))
((Dearth?))
((Lack, Absence, Insufficient quantity...))
((Ah, I learned something today. I suppose I'll just make a meat dragon and infuse its soul with alcohol so I can use it as an infinitely replenishing keg. If it's a damn margarita dragon.....))
If we work through this incident with Thrakor (Either by killing him or allying with him) I could make booze cards. Just put it in your mouth and think of it activating for a nice refreshing drink.
Margarita dragons sound cooler.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1114 on: January 05, 2013, 06:41:50 pm »

((I'm so killing anyone who keeps making jokes about piecewise's interpretation of my failure.))
"Calm down, sailor. Bein' a bit frisky ain't somethin' to get so riled up about. 'Less yer into that sorta thing."
((That is probably going to haunt you on this thread for at least a few more deaths. In unrelated news,
I'm still not drunk. Nine Divines, WHY AM I NOT DRUNK?!))
((Dearth of alcohol?))
((Dearth?))
((Lack, Absence, Insufficient quantity...))
((Ah, I learned something today. I suppose I'll just make a meat dragon and infuse its soul with alcohol so I can use it as an infinitely replenishing keg. If it's a damn margarita dragon.....))
If we work through this incident with Thrakor (Either by killing him or allying with him) I could make booze cards. Just put it in your mouth and think of it activating for a nice refreshing drink.
Margarita dragons sound cooler.
I was kidding when I wrote that, because we have no idea how to make dragons. Yet. But now it's sounding seriously tempting. Plus I can't get a one and accidentally generate a rampaging booze dragon hell bent on turning me into a pile of carbon sludge via ethanol-fueled flames while I try to drink it.

..... I want to get a one.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1115 on: January 05, 2013, 08:11:33 pm »

To be fair, I just want a fourth pool point so I can [REDACTED].  Hydrus did try to kill me earlier, so this is hardly an unprecedented choice of target.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1116 on: January 05, 2013, 08:17:37 pm »

((I'm so killing anyone who keeps making jokes about piecewise's interpretation of my failure.))
"Calm down, sailor. Bein' a bit frisky ain't somethin' to get so riled up about. 'Less yer into that sorta thing."
((That is probably going to haunt you on this thread for at least a few more deaths. In unrelated news,
I'm still not drunk. Nine Divines, WHY AM I NOT DRUNK?!))
((Dearth of alcohol?))
((Dearth?))
((Lack, Absence, Insufficient quantity...))
((Ah, I learned something today. I suppose I'll just make a meat dragon and infuse its soul with alcohol so I can use it as an infinitely replenishing keg. If it's a damn margarita dragon.....))
If we work through this incident with Thrakor (Either by killing him or allying with him) I could make booze cards. Just put it in your mouth and think of it activating for a nice refreshing drink.
Margarita dragons sound cooler.
I was kidding when I wrote that, because we have no idea how to make dragons. Yet. But now it's sounding seriously tempting. Plus I can't get a one and accidentally generate a rampaging booze dragon hell bent on turning me into a pile of carbon sludge via ethanol-fueled flames while I try to drink it.
..... I want to get a one.
There's still words to test, no?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1117 on: January 05, 2013, 09:26:14 pm »

((I'm so killing anyone who keeps making jokes about piecewise's interpretation of my failure.))
"Calm down, sailor. Bein' a bit frisky ain't somethin' to get so riled up about. 'Less yer into that sorta thing."
((That is probably going to haunt you on this thread for at least a few more deaths. In unrelated news,
I'm still not drunk. Nine Divines, WHY AM I NOT DRUNK?!))
((Dearth of alcohol?))
((Dearth?))
((Lack, Absence, Insufficient quantity...))
((Ah, I learned something today. I suppose I'll just make a meat dragon and infuse its soul with alcohol so I can use it as an infinitely replenishing keg. If it's a damn margarita dragon.....))
If we work through this incident with Thrakor (Either by killing him or allying with him) I could make booze cards. Just put it in your mouth and think of it activating for a nice refreshing drink.
Margarita dragons sound cooler.
I was kidding when I wrote that, because we have no idea how to make dragons. Yet. But now it's sounding seriously tempting. Plus I can't get a one and accidentally generate a rampaging booze dragon hell bent on turning me into a pile of carbon sludge via ethanol-fueled flames while I try to drink it.
..... I want to get a one.
There's still words to test, no?
But of course.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1118 on: January 05, 2013, 09:55:04 pm »

Crap, not another pyramid...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1119 on: January 05, 2013, 11:24:18 pm »

Angrily curse at the ground. Stay near Grin, keeping a lookout while also depressedly gazing down.

"Damn it. Damn it. I thought that would work. Maybe it did. I can't know, for so long...
It's just... frustrating. I keep trying to do something for everyone before someone...
you know, decides that I'm the least valuable... and..."


Fight against crushing defeat.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1120 on: January 06, 2013, 03:33:48 am »

"There there, I won't stab you in the back to drink your power..."

Word. "Comfort" Tamara.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1121 on: January 06, 2013, 12:06:44 pm »

Angrily curse at the ground. Stay near Grin, keeping a lookout while also depressedly gazing down.

"Damn it. Damn it. I thought that would work. Maybe it did. I can't know, for so long...
It's just... frustrating. I keep trying to do something for everyone before someone...
you know, decides that I'm the least valuable... and..."


Fight against crushing defeat.
No, no, no. I'm would never kill you for being selfish or useless, which, in comparison, you aren't. I would kill you for allying with the wrong team, if I got agitated, if I was bored, or if I needed that sixth pool point. Though technically that's basically why I would kill anyone, you are just coincidentally a part of everyone. But fear not, your death would not be in vain. It serves the greater purpose of creating a margarita dragon.

B*tches love margarita dragons.

But yeah, I'm not killing you; yet. I still need to science the word for dragon, or at least reptile.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1122 on: January 06, 2013, 09:59:06 pm »

WORDS!

[pot:4+1]

Nothing seems to happen.

Lead Bob back to the compound area.
You lead bob back across the bridge, over to your old hang out near the glowing arcane man statue thing. As you walk past the statue you suddenly turn and try to push him into it.

[dex:3+1]
[bob dex:5+1]

Bob spins on his heel, dodging your shove with a flourish and slapping you right in the ass as you go staggering by.

"A little sport before dying, dear boy?" he says, raising an eyebrow.

Word.

[pot:5+2]
You summon up a shimmering image of an arrow.


Angrily curse at the ground. Stay near Grin, keeping a lookout while also depressedly gazing down.

"Damn it. Damn it. I thought that would work. Maybe it did. I can't know, for so long...
It's just... frustrating. I keep trying to do something for everyone before someone...
you know, decides that I'm the least valuable... and..."


Fight against crushing defeat.

"NIBBLITS!" You scream at the ground. "JAZZERSIZE! EGG-FU-FUCK-YOU!"

"There there, I won't stab you in the back to drink your power..."

Word. "Comfort" Tamara.
You say your word.
[pot:3+1]
Your chest tingles. In a magic sort of way, not an "Oh god I'm having a stroke" kind of way.

You slide up beside Tamara and whisper "I put on my robe and wizard hat."

"Run, run, before you're well done!"

More magical murder.


*10 bonus points to whoever gets the reference (not redeemable for real points)

"So you attack the guy with a stored spell and two powerful allies? You're gonna regret that! Mana Barrage!"

Look at Thrakor and say words. If he survives that, throw my card like a shuriken at him and activate it when it gets close.

[Thrakor dex:2+2]
[Hydrus dex: 2]
[Thrakor dex:5 +2]
[thrakor pot: 4+1]
[Hydrus dex:2]

Hydrus jumps from the stairwell and tries to get a few words out before Thrakor does, But he's just too slow. A four foot lance of crystal fires from the tip of Thrakor's staff and hisses down directly through Hydrus's skull. Hydrus crumbles to ash but all this smashing and crashing appears to have excited the interest of the bear, which is looking up at the scattered inhabitants of the upper levels with a mix of curiosity and hunger. And murder frenzy.

[Hydrus is dead! Thrakor gains three points.]




JAVIER APPEARS ON THE THIRD FLOOR, WEST STAIRS.





Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:2/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.)[first floor, north stairs]

Phil(2):Greatwyrmgold: pool:2/2 [obsidian left arm, hand blown up.][third floor,South east area]

Grin:Ironyowl: Pool: 3/5 (Left leg broken)[First floor, north stairs.]

Possibly(9):Onyxjew: Pool:1/5 (some cloth,flesh staff. right arm marked. Right hand marked. Fire claws.Crystal wings.) [fifth floor, southeast area, atop pillar]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:1/4 [fourth floor, south stairs area.]

Thrakor(13):Toaster: Pool:1/3 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity. Crystal-lightning staff. Torso marked.)[Fifth floor, south east area]

Javier:: Pool:3/3 [Third floor, west stairs.]

Bob: Pool:2/2 [Third floor, south east area.] 



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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1123 on: January 06, 2013, 10:09:37 pm »

(He presumably wasn't expecting it! Shouldn't that give him a penalty?)

Words, etc
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« Reply #1124 on: January 06, 2013, 10:45:14 pm »

Quiet down, gaze at Grin.
Uhm... ok. It is... a bit chilly, today. Even through all this cloth, I can... feel it.

Crawl over to the giant cloth pile from a couple turns ago and wrap it around myself, and Grin should she not swat me away.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
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DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.
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