"I sense laser eyebeams. Or melting my own eyes out. Let's stay away from that for a while."
Say Words. Take whatever is spawned and hand it to Phil.
Umm, by the way... did the black ink hit the seven foot long meat rod, by any chance?
What do you know about Possibly's big black shaft?
[pot:5+1]
You summon an enormous, solid stone, flanged mace. It falls to the ground with a thud that makes the ground beneath your feet shiver. It looks frankly too massive and heavy for anyone less then a giant of a man to hold, let alone use. Phil politely declines dragging the massive thing upstairs and runs off.
Anyways, go to north stairs and walk up.
You head to the north stairs and climb up to the fourth level.
Words, almighty Words.
((See, book agrees with me! Who's a good book? You are! You are! -pet the demonic grimoire of power.
And I think they do. Not sure, I just do it anyway. Extra clicks aren't too difficult. I'll probably experiment with it later.))
[pot:6+1]
A great glob of bright bluish goo flops to the ground. It's a strange substance, very thick and viscous, shimmering with untold millions of crystalline shards.
I give the cat snuggly fuzzy wuzzy wittle kitty kisses. I think I'm going to save up my mana until greatwyrm has killed someone, just so I can be sure I'll be able to defend myself in case he decides to attack me.
Umm, by the way... did the black ink hit the seven foot long meat rod, by any chance?
(Sure. So now it's a 7 foot long black flesh rod. )
You cuddle your cylinder cat. It cylinder purrs.
In sudden inspiration Selande decides to say "Karenthar Zzeralthonth Ales" while targeting the pillar just to see what happens.
((Seeing as meta-gaming ain't a problem I've decided I should do some experimenting with words I see you guys throw out. So, if you have any suggestions I can try them out, be your testing dummy if you want. 
))
I'm gonna assume you mean "Aels"
[pot:6-1]
The air in front of you shimmers and a great mass solidifies. Standing in front of you is a male lion, powerfully muscled, heavily maned, a beast in it's prime. It looks at you and two great wings, brown, white and gold speckled things like a hawk's wings, unfold themselves and beat the air a few times before spreading wide.
You stare at each other for several long seconds before it tilts it's head back and roars.
"Oh dear..."
grab plant staff with non electrical hand and lightning crystal staff with electrical hand,go mad with power point crystal staff at thrakor and command his mace to become a morningstar.
If attacked impale attacker with both staves.
hehe... This is gonna be fun
[will:6]
Thrakor's mace instantly changes it's shape into a massive morning star with a dozen sharp spikes and a head over 7 inches across. Thrakor, who had till now been holding the weapon in one hand, almost falls over as the weapon's weight quadruples.
And, despite your best mental pleading, it does not fire beams of lightning, nor is it a mace that shoots maces.
D'awww.
MURDER.DRINK THE SOULS OF THE WEAK AND USURP THE POWER OF THE STRONG.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Let's try this.
Magic Awesome.
[pot:4+1]
A mark crawls across your chest, your entire torso really, complex and interwoven lines all leading to a circle right on the center of your sternum. Within that circle are two symbols.
((The list is so I don't use words not heard by Talos. I wanna see how far I can get while only using the words said near Talos.))
Say Karenthal Garhentel. Pet the cat.
Karenthar Garhantel Zzeralthonth
You look for the black cat but it appears to have wandered away. Huh. You move on to magic instead.
[pot:4]
You create what can only be described as a cylinder of living flesh. It looks like it's breathing...
"Well. Ok."
Talos:spinal_tapper: Pool:3/4 [second floor, North stairs]
Phil:Greatwyrmgold: pool:1/1 [fourth floor,North stairs]
Selande:KineseN: Pool: 1/4 [fourth floor, north stairs]
Possibly:Onyxjew: Pool:1/2 (some cloth,flesh staff. right arm marked, Right arm living steel) [third floor, south east area]
Susan(2): satan: Pool:3/4 [first floor,south east side]
Thrakor(10):Toaster: Pool:1/3 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity. Lightning Great Morning star. Torso marked.)[Fourth floor, North stairs]
Hydrus:Wwolin: Pool:1/2 [third floor, south east area]
Waldo(
: Unholy_pariah: Pool:3/5 (plant staff, 4 grenade fruits, limping.) [Fourth floor, West stairs.]
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