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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1013262 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #450 on: December 08, 2012, 08:44:56 am »

"What?! I--" Yurf shut up and ran, growling as he went.
"I'll kill you!"

>Flee back to the south stairs, dodging any spells and such!

>Then attempt to staunch the bleeding of my severed toe. Be ready to kill anyone who comes near, as usual.

+1 to Dex, +1 to Wil.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2012, 09:07:15 am by Yoink »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #451 on: December 08, 2012, 08:50:53 am »

Oops. Meant to point at Cog. Might want to change things around, I don't want to attack you yet Yurf.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #452 on: December 08, 2012, 08:57:08 am »

((I... kinda think you mean Bob. :P Cog is already dead.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #453 on: December 08, 2012, 09:01:13 am »

((hehe yeah... Also mr garstorpit leg was killed by a second gastorpit spell so having it didnt prevent the rest of his body from its effects.

A garstorpit hand might allow someone to use the sword of rot but if they roll a [dex:1] failure they are in for a world of hurt.))

I wonder.... I think I know a spell for turning my hand into pure fire. The pimpslap will be legendary.

Im considering turning my hand into either pure electricity or a lightning/steel hybrid and hammering people in Thors name.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #454 on: December 08, 2012, 09:03:01 am »

((Awwwww. Charactor later.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #455 on: December 08, 2012, 09:03:57 am »

Derp. Ok, original turn stays. Yurf, duck and cover. I'm too sleepy to update right today.

((By the way, I have no bloody idea what the hell I just cast.))
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Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #456 on: December 08, 2012, 09:07:39 am »

its either
A: utter uselessness
Or
B: the next garstorpit

Im leaning towards A as i recall seeing conthowhatsit earlier.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #457 on: December 08, 2012, 09:10:00 am »

Wait, someone already used it? Damn! I thought I was doing FRESH science.

Actually, maybe I'll get lucky and turn Yurf's frontal lobe to porridge or something.
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Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #458 on: December 08, 2012, 09:13:44 am »

If you get a high enough roll, you just might send him into a catatonic state. If my current knowledge of Con-thorbdalion is accurate. No idea what the second word does.

Best of luck making a vegetable.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #459 on: December 08, 2012, 09:24:59 am »

The second word is from Page Four. I have a feeling something bad will happen, again.
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Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #460 on: December 08, 2012, 10:00:42 am »

Damn it, that's no help.

Do it again.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #461 on: December 08, 2012, 11:45:46 am »

I gently pick my nose while waiting for my mana to regenerate.
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« Reply #462 on: December 08, 2012, 11:46:19 am »

That's one way to find gold!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #463 on: December 08, 2012, 12:47:14 pm »

"I AM EDWARD ELRIC! ..... Wait, who's Edward Elric?"

Try to deactivate the runes on my arm. If that works, reactivate immediately. Continue experiments. Genericia.

((Let the reveling commence.

I can't believe that worked! First metal arm that actually works! Oh the possibilities for this! Great Gods, I could be a fully formed fire elemental! Or perhaps a magma elemental. Dorfy.

I think I'm in love....))

Your arm transforms back into flesh on a whim and then back into steel on another, the mark staying intact the whole time. Neato.

[pot:5]

A lump of flesh, fully covered in skin and throbbing slightly, Thuds to the ground.

"You know, I'm actually glad I turned my lower body to wood before ripping my right leg off. It didn't hurt much."


Focus on the combat between Yurf and cog below, and point at Yurf.
No-noheim Con-thorbdalion!
""I'm sorry, Yurf, but it's better your power go to someone more peaceable than yourself."
[pot:6]
A phantom image of what looks like an emaciated bear  appears before you, roars silently and then vanishes. Well, thats a thing.

"What?! I--" Yurf shut up and ran, growling as he went.
"I'll kill you!"

>Flee back to the south stairs, dodging any spells and such!

>Then attempt to staunch the bleeding of my severed toe. Be ready to kill anyone who comes near, as usual.

+1 to Dex, +1 to Wil.
"Alright, I'm out!" You shout before sprinting for the south stairs again. Once there you wrap your foot up in the rags from your upper body, now unused without your wood foot. Everything's coming up YURF, except for the self mutilation.

Damn it, that's no help.

Do it again.
[pot:6+1]
A mark appears on your right palm, however this time there doesn't appear to be a circle on the symbol at it's center. Your hand immediately activates, flesh vanishing into a constant storm of electrical discharge.  Your hand seems no longer to truly exist, rather there is just endless electrical power held in a vaguely hand shape. You flex your fingers and the electrical charge morphs and moves, thin streams of discharge arcing into the ground beneath it.



Bob, poisoned and face down, finally dies and takes his power with him. Waldo appears on the fourth floor, next to the south stairs.


Sanya:Green: Pool:0/3 (lower body turned to wood. Right leg broken off) [Third floor, west stairs]
Phil: Red: pool:1/1 [second floor, east stairs]
YURF(4): Blue: Pool: 0/0 (Right hand mummified,right toe cut off.)  [first floor, south stairs]
Possibly: Orange: Pool: 2/2 (some cloth, right arm marked, Right arm living steel) [Fourth floor, hiding behind a rock on north west side.]
Susan: Yellow: Pool:2/3 [second floor, South stairs]
Thrakor(10): Purple: Pool:1/3 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.)[Fourth floor, North east side, hiding]
Alga: Light blue: Pool:2/2  [third floor, on west stairs]
Waldo: Dark red: Pool:3/3 [Forth floor, south stairs] 

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #464 on: December 08, 2012, 12:58:57 pm »

Attempt to jump back from the image, forgetting that I have wooden legs.

"No no n- Oww... My head hurts. Stone is hard."

Rest for a moment, after making sure I wasn't bleeding or concussed.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.
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