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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1006257 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #405 on: December 06, 2012, 11:27:01 pm »

((I tried to help! Was too late. :-\))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #406 on: December 06, 2012, 11:56:06 pm »

I think I'll test magic up here in my corner for a while.  Leave me alone or you'll get a lightning bolt to the face, unless I feel like another obsidian cannonball.

This calls for MAGICAL SCIENCE!

Science!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #407 on: December 07, 2012, 02:45:16 am »

Run up to the first person I come across and yell Con-tell while making wild hand jestures at them.

'Hey you there! Do you know what this here word means?'
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #408 on: December 07, 2012, 04:28:00 am »

"Damn. Guess I wait."

>Hunker down in cover, use the tip of my sword to carefully chip away the wood encasing my foot, without letting the blade point at my foot itself.

>If anything goes wrong, stop immediately. Keep a watch for anyone approaching, stand up and ready my sword if they do.
You carefully chip and pry the wood off your foot, all the while keeping an eye out for anyone who would want to kill you and drink your Delicious soul.

Wake up, sleepily. Try to move legs. Remember all the shit that's happened in the past... ten minutes. Bite back sadness.


If anyone tries to attack, glare at them, point accusingly, and speak magic for what I assume is "Back the fuck up."

"Hey, wood foot guy! Looks like we have similar problems! Don't touch anything on fire!"

No one appears to be charging you like a mad lumberjack, so you just continue to sit and do something else vaguely tree related and amusing.

Alga clicked her tongue in annoyance. Too late now.

Head back down stairs, speak Words at wall.
You head back down stairs to where you left your paperweight/teammate Sanya and give a new spell configuration a try.
[pot: 2+2]

You fire a beam or more correctly a concentrated and very powerful stream of water into the wall. Well, at least you can get a job as a fireman if this whole "fighting to the death" thing doesn't pan out.


I think I'll test magic up here in my corner for a while.  Leave me alone or you'll get a lightning bolt to the face, unless I feel like another obsidian cannonball.

This calls for MAGICAL SCIENCE!

Science!
[pot:3+1]

Your right arm tingles slightly.

Run up to the first person I come across and yell Con-tell while making wild hand jestures at them.

'Hey you there! Do you know what this here word means?'

You run down to the first level and right into cog's face, screaming your word while spazing out.

[pot:3+1]

Your right hand tingles a bit but other then that nothing happens.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #409 on: December 07, 2012, 05:43:26 am »

"Hm..."

Bide time.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #410 on: December 07, 2012, 06:47:25 am »

I'm gonna try something but can't get to a real computer, not until the afternoon. Before 4;00 PM EST, I should be on.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #411 on: December 07, 2012, 07:37:14 am »

"Why would I love science? I'm gonna keep bitching! Do what I wannn!"

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #412 on: December 07, 2012, 08:00:29 am »

"Niiice."

Garstopit him. Level up: +1 to potency.

((I thought GWP was a word that did watery stuff?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #413 on: December 07, 2012, 09:38:24 am »

i wonder what would happen if irony tried making a cleaver using that chaos demon/portal spell... Self aware mobile demon sword?

Do it for science... You know you want to :P
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #414 on: December 07, 2012, 09:44:39 am »

"Niiice."

Garstopit him. Level up: +1 to potency.

((I thought GWP was a word that did watery stuff?))

GWP is an acronym, Generic Word of Power. It is just a word we use as a stand-in for the actual word. We then PM Piecewise the word we are actually using. It's how we keep the words hidden from our opponents/allies/others.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #415 on: December 07, 2012, 09:45:15 am »

His foot freed from its wooden 'shoe', Yurf grinned to himself for a moment, then glanced up at the person who'd called to him from way up on the third floor. "Uh, thanks. Yeah."

Shaking his head in bemusement, he got up, hefted his sword and ran into the main area, head down and his broad jaw set in determination.

>Rush Cog whilst he's distracted and chop off his legs!

>Then kick the other person in the stomach!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #416 on: December 07, 2012, 09:48:42 am »

((Ahhhh. That explains it. Also why me guys?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #417 on: December 07, 2012, 09:52:46 am »

((Ahhhh. That explains it. Also why me guys?))

You're the noob. You don't know as many words or as much power as some of us, so you're a good target. Or it's just a random decision. I can never really tell with Bay12.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #418 on: December 07, 2012, 09:54:00 am »

Aha... enlightening!  Control is increased.  Rest now.


Rest and hide.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #419 on: December 07, 2012, 10:07:23 am »

((YURF NO LIKE GARSTOPIT.))
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