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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1009132 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #135 on: November 29, 2012, 07:46:45 am »

+1 Potency!

"Too down, infineetee to go!"

While the lady is attempting to strangle the man with the sword, sneak up and garstorpit-garstorpit both of them at point-blank range! If that fails, explain that I meant to do that, apologize and retreat!

((Better to be hunted like an animal than live in mediocrity, I always say. I'll have to find a healing spell of some kind soon. After all, without some kind of healing magic, anybody who fights other people will be so much toast when their luck runs out.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #136 on: November 29, 2012, 08:50:31 am »

"Owwwwieeeeeeee!  Damn it!  This is worse than that night in Tijuana!"

Execute same plan beta.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #137 on: November 29, 2012, 09:02:33 am »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #138 on: November 29, 2012, 09:17:37 am »

Run to the edge of the pit on the second floor and look down at the battle below
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #139 on: November 29, 2012, 12:00:25 pm »

Kin noticed two important things, just yelling or generally saying "Kelio" had no real effect, something was missing. The other thing was that there was something more dangerous than a very average, albeit lucky guy. That person had already taken down three "pitters" and it didn't seem like he would stop anytime soon.

So what better option did Kin have than to experiment once more. He runs back to the middle, look at the other side of the rickety bridge and stares intently where the bridge starts. He thinks intensively on the word "CUT" and motions a horizontal slash with his thumb as he says "Kelio". If this works he might end up with a quick way down. If not he have to take the stairs like any other normal person. He's going down.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #140 on: November 29, 2012, 12:02:13 pm »

((Ah, another not-mage in a mage game, excellent. :P))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #141 on: November 29, 2012, 02:03:33 pm »

As the guy runs away, point my fingers at him and yell "Zarabethcanthal, ZARA-BETH!". Then, sheathe the sword and go back to sitting in the center of the circle.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #142 on: November 29, 2012, 04:11:48 pm »

"Nice sword," Mira sneered.

Strangle him. Take it.
As the guy runs away, point my fingers at him and yell "Zarabethcanthal, ZARA-BETH!". Then, sheathe the sword and go back to sitting in the center of the circle.
[Mira dex:5
[Jared dex:4-1]
Jared points at his fleeing target and opens his mouth to speak when Mira flying tackles his ass to the ground and wraps her mitts around his throat.
[mira str:5+2]
[jared str:2]
[jared end:4]
Jared struggles to pry her hands of his throat but her grip is like a vice, crushing down on his throat. She begins shaking him, slamming his head on the ground repeatedly and his vision begins to fade to black, barely clinging to consciousness.

Say same word as before

((I'm done with color codes. They were just an elaborate way to find some decent hexadecimal combinations for later use. Too much work for almost useless application.

Oh, and am I the only one who sees Garth swift rise to power making him a huge target? I mean, three times the worth of everyone else? He's going to be hunted like an animal whenever a decent alliance is formed.))
You speak your word of the day and wait to see what happens

[pot:5+1]
What looks like a a shimmering pair of arms, their form barely visible like a heat mirage, appear in mid air and then vanish a moment later.

+1 Potency!

"Too down, infineetee to go!"

While the lady is attempting to strangle the man with the sword, sneak up and garstorpit-garstorpit both of them at point-blank range! If that fails, explain that I meant to do that, apologize and retreat!

((Better to be hunted like an animal than live in mediocrity, I always say. I'll have to find a healing spell of some kind soon. After all, without some kind of healing magic, anybody who fights other people will be so much toast when their luck runs out.))
You tip toe a few feet from to the domestic dispute in progress and peek out of behind a pillar just long enough to unload a double barrel blast of your favorite word on Stab-omeo and strangle-uliet.
[pot:6+1]
[Mira end:2]
[Jared end:3]
There is an audible otherworldly scream of a noise as the air around Jared and Mira blackens into a tarry soup and both are lost in the loose globule of poisonous darkness. Two tiny pin pricks of light drift out of the slowly churning mass before it even has time to disperse. When it's gone there is nothing left but a raw black divot in the ground and two less people.

[Mira and Jared are dead. Garth Gains two points.]

Run to the edge of the pit on the second floor and look down at the battle below
You look down at the battle below just in time to see Garth fucking gank two people rolling around on the ground. Oh dear.

"Owwwwieeeeeeee!  Damn it!  This is worse than that night in Tijuana!"

Execute same plan beta.
[pot:3]
Nothing seems to happen. You Grimace and keep putting pressure on your hand. Massen-frassen magic...

Kin noticed two important things, just yelling or generally saying "Kelio" had no real effect, something was missing. The other thing was that there was something more dangerous than a very average, albeit lucky guy. That person had already taken down three "pitters" and it didn't seem like he would stop anytime soon.

So what better option did Kin have than to experiment once more. He runs back to the middle, look at the other side of the rickety bridge and stares intently where the bridge starts. He thinks intensively on the word "CUT" and motions a horizontal slash with his thumb as he says "Kelio". If this works he might end up with a quick way down. If not he have to take the stairs like any other normal person. He's going down.
[pot:6]
The air a few feet in front of you distorts and shimmers and then that distortion rockets off in a parabolic arc before vanishing a few seconds later. Just like last time you tried that word.






Sanya and Roland appear, not on the first floor but on the third, popping into existence on the central platform, right beside john.


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Sanya:Green: Pool:3/3
Joe: Red: pool:1/1
Garth(5) : Blue: Pool:1/2 (a few metal marbles)
Possibly: Orange: Pool: 2/2 (some cloth. Soaked in water.)
Roland: Yellow: Pool:2/2
Thrakor: Purple: Pool:2/2
Kin : Light blue: Pool:2/2
John: Dark red: Pool: 2/3 (Left arm turned to gold from elbow down.)



And the award for quickest death so far goes to Irony and Mira. Golf claps for all.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2012, 04:14:14 pm by piecewise »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Garth's Gas Chamber
« Reply #143 on: November 29, 2012, 04:24:32 pm »

Ouch well done Garth 5 pointer
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Garth's Gas Chamber
« Reply #144 on: November 29, 2012, 04:24:50 pm »

((Sheeeeit. That was working so well for a fourth of a round, too.))


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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Garth's Gas Chamber
« Reply #145 on: November 29, 2012, 04:29:51 pm »

((the Stabbicus family need heirs Irony))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Garth's Gas Chamber
« Reply #146 on: November 29, 2012, 04:32:28 pm »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Garth's Gas Chamber
« Reply #147 on: November 29, 2012, 04:35:16 pm »

((the Stabbicus family need heirs Irony))
((Oh don't worry, they're very large and unpleasant.))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Garth's Gas Chamber
« Reply #148 on: November 29, 2012, 04:40:06 pm »

((ROLLING BALL OF DOOOOOOM))


Well, that didn't work.  Time to try something completely different!


Execute Magical Plan Omicron!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Garth's Gas Chamber
« Reply #149 on: November 29, 2012, 04:45:13 pm »

"Ah?"

Sanya felt a sharp pain, and collapsed on an unknown, hard floor. Quickly righting herself and grasping at what was around her, she found a small book and a dirty floor.

"N-no, not... Oh god, was I caught?"

Quickly looking about in a very skittish way, she noticed a strange, golden-armed man and another that looked as bewildered as she did.

"D-Don't get any closer!"

Sanya flipped through her book in a panicky manner, and focusing her attention on the floor under goldarm and the other man, thinking about causing damage without directly harming anyone, she pointed at the ground and screamed
"Kelio Contarstol!!" loudly enough for the whole arena to hear.

After casting the spell, she drops to her knees, shivering.
"Oh god, oh god... I'm going to die... I'm so afraid..."
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