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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1009478 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #120 on: November 28, 2012, 07:20:54 pm »

((sorry I'm late.))

Run and pick up the sword. Then head up to the second floor.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #121 on: November 28, 2012, 07:23:25 pm »

John points at the nearest non-Kin person and yells "HALTOL HALTOL HALTOL!"
« Last Edit: November 28, 2012, 07:25:08 pm by choobakka »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #122 on: November 28, 2012, 07:27:29 pm »

((HEHEHEHEHEHE. Post to be amused.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #123 on: November 28, 2012, 07:33:14 pm »

DEAR GOD MAN, THAT'S TOO MUCH HATLOL
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #124 on: November 28, 2012, 07:46:58 pm »

"Alliances be damned! These people are absolutely insane!"

Run away from the area, climb up to the fourth floor. Hide behind a pillar there and continue playing with magic, try Generic again, I feel like that one wasn't clear enough. Look at a nearby pillar when I say it.

((What part of hermit.exe don't you understand? grumpy_old_man.exe will kick in on next offense. In other words,

"They watched, stunned. In pure awe. The butthurt was so intense, it flew from the offended tool in such great quantities as to break the laws of physics. It manifested as lightning, sludge, fire, hail, and bacon. Flying in all directions with great force. The destruction was as complete as it was delicious."

Current arsenal as I understand it: Fire, Electricity, Poison, Water

Still looking for an Alkahest, something to change the states of matter, and something to alter temperature, either direction is accepted. hermit.exe will be replaced on discovery. Fun times will be had by most.But not you.))
« Last Edit: November 28, 2012, 07:50:04 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #125 on: November 28, 2012, 08:52:38 pm »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #126 on: November 28, 2012, 09:21:37 pm »

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Waitlisting. I'm going to do use random.org to do science with random spells, so that everyone can expand their arsenal and such. Does anyone agree to have a truce with me when I arrive?

If I survive that long, and don't go mad, I'm game. Expect me to be hermitting and playing with forces greater than myself while screaming badly worded stereotypical Irish from the perspective of a teenager who has never gotten within a thousand miles of a native Irishman.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #127 on: November 28, 2012, 11:31:36 pm »

((Is Jatha 'Joe'? IF SO....))

Leap at JOE, and steal his sword, all while yelling ROTHCALTAL! with my hands pointed at him.

((If not...))

Sit down on the floor, behind a rock, and mutter a random word out of the book, with my hands pointed...upwards. And forwards.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #128 on: November 28, 2012, 11:37:11 pm »

((He is.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #129 on: November 29, 2012, 01:12:51 am »

"Hee-hee! Yoo bee DEAD!"

Kick Blind Schmuck in the nuts until he dies. Break off one of his legs to use as a weapon!
« Last Edit: November 29, 2012, 02:08:27 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #130 on: November 29, 2012, 03:24:55 am »

while unconscious reflexively grab and break Garth's leg

((is that allow and what can one do while unconcious))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #131 on: November 29, 2012, 04:49:03 am »

((I'll pass on a hint I got- disregard that several of the words have similar spellings/syllables.  That's irrelevant.))


"Hey, now that's useful."


Try to break off a chunk.  If it comes easily, execute Fancy Magic Plan Alpha.  If not, just stand there and Fancy Magic Plan Beta.
[dex:1+1]
[end:3]
You attempt to break off one of the crystals but succeed only in lacerating your palm all the way to the bone as you grab it's razor sharp edge. You collapse to your knees, gripping your hand in pain. Any thought of magic words vanishes as you try and stem the blood welling from the wound.

((sorry I'm late.))

Run and pick up the sword. Then head up to the second floor.
((Is Jatha 'Joe'? IF SO....))

Leap at JOE, and steal his sword, all while yelling ROTHCALTAL! with my hands pointed at him.

((If not...))

Sit down on the floor, behind a rock, and mutter a random word out of the book, with my hands pointed...upwards. And forwards.

[Joe dex: 1+1]
[Jared dex:6-1]
Jared, displaying disturbing speed compared to Joe's tortoise like sloth, sprints past Joe, sweeps up the sword and shouts a Rathcaltal at him for good measure.
[jared pot:3+1]
A shimmering, anemic beam of nothing erupts from Jared and shoots about 3 feet before vanishing.

Joe, very confused by all this and slightly sad that the mean man stole the sword he wanted, just runs up the south stairs to the second floor.

John points at the nearest non-Kin person and yells "HALTOL HALTOL HALTOL!"
[pot:4-1]
You turn toward the man who has just drenched himself in water and shout Haltol three times. Nothing seems to happen. Awww.

"Alliances be damned! These people are absolutely insane!"

Run away from the area, climb up to the fourth floor. Hide behind a pillar there and continue playing with magic, try Generic again, I feel like that one wasn't clear enough. Look at a nearby pillar when I say it.

((What part of hermit.exe don't you understand? grumpy_old_man.exe will kick in on next offense. In other words,

"They watched, stunned. In pure awe. The butthurt was so intense, it flew from the offended tool in such great quantities as to break the laws of physics. It manifested as lightning, sludge, fire, hail, and bacon. Flying in all directions with great force. The destruction was as complete as it was delicious."

Current arsenal as I understand it: Fire, Electricity, Poison, Water

Still looking for an Alkahest, something to change the states of matter, and something to alter temperature, either direction is accepted. hermit.exe will be replaced on discovery. Fun times will be had by most.But not you.))
(You really need to actually send me the word. I don't have any idea what these color codes you're using are and I can't find any time before where you used that color. )
Seeing the man yelling words at you, you decide it's probably time to go. You climb on up to the 4th level and hide behind a pillar, wanting only to continue your studies unmolested and not on fire.

"Hee-hee! Yoo bee DEAD!"

Kick Blind Schmuck in the nuts until he dies. Break off one of his legs to use as a weapon!
while unconscious reflexively grab and break Garth's leg

((is that allow and what can one do while unconcious))
(uh...you can do what you normally do while unconscious? Ie be unconscious. )

Garth gives the decaying body of Patrick a good kick in the family jewels just before Patrick's body-legs included- crumbles into ash. A tiny point of light rises from the remains and burrows into Garth's chest.

[Patrick is dead. Garth gains a point]



Mira poofs into being at the center of the arena, a dozen or so feet from the Newly armed Jared. Oh dear.


Mira:Green: Pool:0/0
Joe: Red: pool:1/1
Garth(3) : Blue: Pool:2/2 (a few metal marbles)
Possibly: Orange: Pool: 2/2 (some cloth. Soaked in water.)
Jared: Yellow: Pool:1/2
Thrakor: Purple: Pool:2/2
Kin : Light blue: Pool:2/2
John: Dark red: Pool: 1/3 (Left arm turned to gold from elbow down.)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #132 on: November 29, 2012, 04:52:06 am »

"Nice sword," Mira sneered.

Strangle him. Take it.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #133 on: November 29, 2012, 05:12:31 am »

((I died damn o well waitlist))

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« Reply #134 on: November 29, 2012, 07:32:25 am »

Say same word as before

((I'm done with color codes. They were just an elaborate way to find some decent hexadecimal combinations for later use. Too much work for almost useless application.

Oh, and am I the only one who sees Garth swift rise to power making him a huge target? I mean, three times the worth of everyone else? He's going to be hunted like an animal whenever a decent alliance is formed.))
« Last Edit: November 29, 2012, 07:34:55 am by Onyxjew944 »
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