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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1010967 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #495 on: December 08, 2012, 11:08:02 pm »

((Onyxjew, you're making me rather jealous over here, you know!))

Stand back from Sanya, say Words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #496 on: December 08, 2012, 11:18:02 pm »

((Uhhhhh. Lovecraftian void? Maybe Garstopit is the lesser of two horrible elderitch abominations.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #497 on: December 08, 2012, 11:19:28 pm »

Marking yourself with an element seems to be highly dependent on what you roll when you cast it.  My 4 roll for bronze just lasted a bit.  Onyx's 5 seems to be controlled at will.  My 7 seems to be permanent and uncontrollable.  I'm tempted, but scared, to see if I can handle the Death Cleaver now.  Or perhaps I'll just make my own electric cleaver.

But hey!  Taser hand!

Irony, you've got a hell of a word there.  Turn your arm into that stuff!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #498 on: December 08, 2012, 11:24:10 pm »

Irony, you've got a hell of a word there.  Turn your arm into that stuff!
((Don't think I'm not sorely tempted to become a shadow horror one limb at a time. I'm just not sure if there's other considerations or not.))
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #499 on: December 08, 2012, 11:31:08 pm »

Yurf stared at the nose-picker for a moment, then shook his head in distaste.
He then glanced at Waldo and began making his way up one more flight of stairs, sword held at his side.
"Keep dat magic shit away from me, got it? Ya should save it, I got a plan."

>Move up onto the next flight of stairs and take cover there!

>Observe surroundings.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #500 on: December 08, 2012, 11:32:41 pm »

Don't kill me and you can see what goes on with my hand.  With +1 pot and end, and +2 dex, I'm not too worried about blowing myself up any more.  Given that, I can SCIENCE in safety.

Now to just figure out more meta spells...

((Yoink, which sword do you have again?  The one at the start or the not-really-sharp cleaver?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #501 on: December 08, 2012, 11:39:18 pm »

Alga. You're scaring me with those spells. Though, it gives me an idea...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #502 on: December 08, 2012, 11:43:48 pm »

check to see if the ghostly cleaver is persistant, if so tentatively poke it.
If no harm comes of poking it pick it up and follow yurf. If my fingers pass through it activate my tattoo and try again.
If it is nonpersistant or harmful to poke then follow yurf.

just a sec... I wanna check this out
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #503 on: December 09, 2012, 12:53:51 am »

Sleeps r gud


Keep resting.  If anyone tries to threaten me, execute Defensive Magic.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #504 on: December 09, 2012, 04:06:53 am »

((Onyxjew, you're making me rather jealous over here, you know!))

Stand back from Sanya, say Words.
[pot:6+2]

You speak your words.

The air is torn open and what is rapidly becoming a familiar black void appears. A tempest of eyes swirls within, roiling violently until they focus on you. The darkness thrusts itself through and into the world, eyes jerking about randomly as the swelling polyp splits and reveals a fanged maw. A lithe tongue,thin and studded with razor sharp fangs, uncoils from the mouth and lashes the air. A multitude of tiny mouths open within the large one, whispering things you can't understand, things that sting your ears. And then the mouth slams shut, severing it's own tongue and vanishing back into the closing void.  It's gone, but the tongue remains, the shredded sinew on the end wrapping itself around the stump of the tongue, forming a handle. The result is a horrible, still twitching, whip of monstrous flesh, sinew and teeth.

Yurf stared at the nose-picker for a moment, then shook his head in distaste.
He then glanced at Waldo and began making his way up one more flight of stairs, sword held at his side.
"Keep dat magic shit away from me, got it? Ya should save it, I got a plan."

>Move up onto the next flight of stairs and take cover there!

>Observe surroundings.

You climb all the way up to the fourth floor and take a look around. Well, Alga seems to be summoning the devil. Thats new.


check to see if the ghostly cleaver is persistant, if so tentatively poke it.
If no harm comes of poking it pick it up and follow yurf. If my fingers pass through it activate my tattoo and try again.
If it is nonpersistant or harmful to poke then follow yurf.

just a sec... I wanna check this out
The image of the cleaver faded an instant after it came into being, so you just follow Yurf.

Sleeps r gud


Keep resting.  If anyone tries to threaten me, execute Defensive Magic.
You rest your head against the rook. You wonder idly if you'll live long enough to discover anything really interesting in this damn book.

Sanya:Green: Pool:3/3 (lower body turned to wood. Right leg broken off) [Third floor, west stairs]
Phil: Red: pool:1/1 [second floor, east stairs]
YURF(4): Blue: Pool: 0/0 (Right hand mummified,right toe cut off.)  [fourth floor, south stairs]
Possibly: Orange: Pool: 2/2 (some cloth, right arm marked, Right arm living steel) [Fourth floor, hiding behind a rock on north west side.]
Susan: Yellow: Pool:3/3 [second floor, South stairs]
Thrakor(10): Purple: Pool:3/3 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity.)[Fourth floor, North east side, hiding]
Alga: Light blue: Pool:1/2  [third floor, on west stairs]
Waldo: Dark red: Pool:2/3 (right hand marked)[fourth floor, south stairs] 

 

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #505 on: December 09, 2012, 05:23:38 am »

((I love this word. I love this word so much.))

Claim my precious new whip, give it a test lash. Use Word if attacked.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #506 on: December 09, 2012, 05:35:35 am »

continue to follow yurf, if we are engaged in combat activate my tattoo and punch the third combatant in the jaw.

well that could have ended badly, let us be away from such evil.
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #507 on: December 09, 2012, 07:27:47 am »

"Oi, Susie! Give the satanic rituals a rest, will ye'? I dinnae wanna die to some Gods-forsaken freak o' black magic. And ye'! Yes, ye'! The one with the big stick, whatever ye' gotta do up here. Get it done, and get back to wherever ye' came from. I dinnae like visitors."

Continue !!Science!! Say Generic, and if anyone attacks, use Genericia. Glare menacingly at the new occupants of my floor.

((Why is my precious Fourth Floor becoming populated?! The walls are closing in!

Scottish accent is still terrible? Scottish accent is still terrible.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #508 on: December 09, 2012, 08:59:57 am »

I swear the background level of evil in here has been steadily rising...

Cast Hocus Pocus!



That looks like something that should horribly backfire.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #509 on: December 09, 2012, 11:49:24 am »

"aels ratheale no-noheim?" says susan, who decides to go look for the bathrooms.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 11:51:28 am by satan »
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