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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1006039 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2580 on: March 01, 2013, 10:26:17 pm »

((Since this is an open world (I think) now instead of an arena type deal, I'm gonna try to be good and not kill anything sentient... which I bet will be tough. So getting some allies will end up helping me out with that... though IC wise.... I think all of you are probably murderers.... or at the very least don't trust you all.))
This ones got a head on his shoulders, that he does.

Personally I'm going to just rampage through a few towns/forests burning/looting/condensing/hiring/enslaving everything in sight until I have some decent stats, equipment, and summoned/bought armada. Science on the way, of course. Sentient murder is fine, but PC murder is probably going to be avoided unless interference/alcohol come into play. Both of which are almost guaranteed eventually.

Basically... good hunting, everyone. Let the games begin.
Heh,  are you familiar with dark souls?

I think you missed a few things.

Like my movement.

"Right, screw this, too many people. Science team aether, Follow me!"

Movement!

You head down the stairs and join the ever increasing clog of humanity on it's way out.

Personally I'm going to just rampage through a few towns/forests burning/looting/condensing/hiring/enslaving everything in sight until I have some decent stats, equipment, and summoned/bought armada. Science on the way, of course. Sentient murder is fine, but PC murder is probably going to be avoided unless interference/alcohol come into play. Both of which are almost guaranteed eventually.

This is pretty much my plan.


"Enough of this place.  I'm outta here."

Lick the statute of the most magical-looking male being, then head outside.  Try to say WORD non-offensively on the way out.
You lick the most magically phallic statue you can find and then walk out the front door.

Outside there is A snowy, rocky garden like area, squarish, with a low wall running around it. There are a few stone benches scattered around near the wall so that one might sit and look out over the landscape. There is also what looks like a stone paved sparing ring in the center of the gardens.  Everything is covered in a light powder of snow from  the gray clouds overhead. And it is very cold.

[pot:3]
A tiny point of vacuum appears, sucks in some of the falling snow, and then vanishes.

Deciding that so far, the person who has acted in the most friendly and least hostile manner is Tamara, Silica follows her.
"Hi, I only just arrived here, can you please explain what's going on?"

You follow Tamara, since she seems mostly stable. Mostly.

grab the knife, if nothing happens cut my hand and drip blood into the basin, wait for a divine response.

Head to the top of the stairs after finding religion or having several minutes pass


You pickup the knife.  It comes up easily but only moves about a foot from the pedestal, like it's on an invisible chain. You use it to cut a small gash in your hand and drip the blood into the basin. The flame in front of you leaps forward suddenly and strikes you in the forehead, burning a mark into your skin.  You feel as though you have become more potent some how, or at least less prone to impotence.

That done, you head up stairs to the Den of Dessicated holy men.

Follow Derm for lack of better things to do.

You follow The DERM down to the ground floor.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2581 on: March 01, 2013, 10:28:33 pm »

((What specific actions will your group take?))

Science, science, more science, words runes and points oh my, possibly [redacred] then marching to victory with overwhelming power and numbers.


Also that was for the next turn piecewise.

I think having this many people is screwing with it.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2582 on: March 01, 2013, 10:34:19 pm »

Anyone remember the word for ink?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2583 on: March 01, 2013, 10:34:38 pm »

((What specific actions will your group take?))

Science, science, more science, words runes and points oh my, possibly [redacred] then marching to victory with overwhelming power and numbers.


Also that was for the next turn piecewise.

I think having this many people is screwing with it.

I don't know why you are sending movements via PMs but just consider yourself up on the top floor then.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2584 on: March 01, 2013, 10:37:10 pm »


go where derm is, inspect headmark with finger
« Last Edit: March 01, 2013, 10:46:11 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2585 on: March 01, 2013, 10:38:16 pm »

((I just realized that Tamara no longer exists and that Tsuchigumo is Sanya :/))
Silica continues following Sanya (and thus by extension, Derm) seeing as there isn't much else to do.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2013, 10:42:38 pm by Empiricist »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2586 on: March 01, 2013, 10:39:16 pm »

I don't know either.

Actually, I think I'll stop then.

Right. *Peers back through thread to find what was at the top of the stairs.*

Oh, dammit. This is a mess, didn't want to go there. Didn't know that was a there. Science team Aether and applicants, just bold the words 'Go to where Derm is.'

I'm sure this will be less confusing shortly.

Go back to the beginning, and enter the third door on the left.

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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2587 on: March 01, 2013, 10:50:52 pm »

((You was writing the turn when I changed my action.... oh well... If i run into Tsuchi and co. then i'll join them. Until then... I guess I'm on my own.))

Well looks there's no strangers around. Better stay ahead of them while I can then. Some of them was saying some words from there books..... and I have one too...

Walk straight ahead into the light (like thats ever a good thing). Say "Zerthel" at a wall to see if I'm out of null magic range yet.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2588 on: March 01, 2013, 10:54:10 pm »

First outside!  Woo!


Is that like unpleasant cold or hypothermia soon cold?


Another word!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2589 on: March 01, 2013, 10:55:05 pm »

((I just realized that Tamara no longer exists and that Tsuchigumo is Sanya :/))
Silica continues following Sanya (and thus by extension, Derm) seeing as there isn't much else to do.

((Sanya is just a nicer, more innocent Tamara.))
Look around at everything not blocked by Derm's back, considering I'm following him.
"I wonder what I should use to make a writing object."
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2590 on: March 01, 2013, 11:03:57 pm »

Science team Aether and applicants, just bold the words 'Go to where Derm is.'
((Does following someone who is following you count?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2591 on: March 01, 2013, 11:08:32 pm »

Leave the building
 But head in the opposite direction of Thrakor.
Say AXE SPELL!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2592 on: March 01, 2013, 11:13:43 pm »

Science team Aether and applicants, just bold the words 'Go to where Derm is.'
((Does following someone who is following you count?))

((Yes.))
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2593 on: March 01, 2013, 11:57:26 pm »

((Damnit keep missing turns @Derm, what should I put on the application?))
Go back where derm is
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2594 on: March 01, 2013, 11:58:34 pm »

Iunno. I'll go ask the team.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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