"Oh, sore luck on that one, eh?"
Oh, we've got probabilities in this very community.
I WILL GET MY POUNT OF WIND!
MULTIPLE LETTERS UPON WHICH FORM ARCANE LANGUAGE!
[derm dex:2-1]
[Royce dex:6]
[royce str:6-1]
Royce sort of shoves himself/jumps into the air. And keeps going, sort of floating away and finally coming to a stop, hovering in the open area of the 4th floor.
Derm makes rude gestures at his airheaded prey.
"It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! Bwahahahaha! Wait a sec... is that a man made of wind about to be attacked? No worries bro, I've got you covered!"
Use wind powers to change Royce from a wimpy wounded man made of wind to a giant spidery abomination made of wind.
If I'm attacked, turn all of my foe's bones into a fine powder.
[will:4+2]
[royce will:1]
Royce becomes a literal spider man: he as 4 thin human arms that are roughly 3 times as long as normal. His legs get a similar treatment.
"Talo karenthar."
[pot:5]
You summon a nice pair of fleshy legs. How erotic in a...severed limb kinda way.
More stuff.
[pot:3+1]
You fire a beam of pure arcane power straight across the arena and into the other side of the 4th story. Guess that beam word doesn't fire down.
"Holy fuck I love you."
Ask the bear kindly if it would protect me, then suggest to it that "protect" means "kill anyone that isn't me or Larry, ESPECIALLY if it's that demigod asshole that no one's touched yet.".
If it likes the idea, add "If you want, you can do whatever you want so long as they don't come after me. By the way, you're awesome.
"I can kill some of them." Bearman says, scratching his jaw, "But not the two down there. Or the floating one. Which one you want killed?"
twirl my whips experimentally, do annoying stuff
You run down to the third floor and attempt to murder Talos.
[dex: 4+2]
[talos dex: 2+1]
[str:1]
You sort of lightly slap your bone whip hands against his throat while screaming
"I WILL HARM YOU!"
So... you made a giant sentient medic anthropomorphic bear? Let's hope it likes you.
Thrakor looks at the stone for a minute.
...
"No, you!"
Punch out some of the rock and throw it at Null.
Anyone know what Zorhaltoran does?
You punch the insulting stone sign. It sort of explodes violently as you do so. You try to grab one of the larger stones but that stone explodes as you touch it.
"Wait, shouldn't that mean the stone under my feet should be exploding too?"
"Don't second guess magic." Null says, idly picking his teeth while a stone throne rises out of the ground for him to sit on. "When you're ready, by the way."
Tamara Volk(
:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:3/8 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[third floor, south area.]
Joesph Smuck:Angle: pool 1/3: [fourth floor, west stairs]
Larry(4):wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [5th floor, one of the north pillars]
Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 2/2: (Spider man. Body of wind)[fourth floor, floating in central open area]
Derm:Derm: Pool:1/1 [Second floor, south stairs]
Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:4/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[first floor, South stairs]
Talos:Spinal: Pool:2/4 [third floor, south stairs]
(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (Both hands Spiked, spinal whips)[third floor, south stairs]
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