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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1013031 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1710 on: January 19, 2013, 07:15:52 pm »

I think that describes everything in this game.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1711 on: January 19, 2013, 08:38:15 pm »

Didnt someonly already make one and it destroyed their hand when they tried grabbing it?

That's why you turn your hand into pure arcane energy first.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1712 on: January 19, 2013, 08:43:26 pm »

Maybe I can turn my entire body into pure force...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1713 on: January 19, 2013, 08:48:02 pm »

You can turn yourself into wind... thats kinetic force...
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1714 on: January 19, 2013, 08:49:30 pm »

We've already had a full-body rubber conversion and one other I forget.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1715 on: January 19, 2013, 08:52:23 pm »

Steel, susan i think
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1716 on: January 19, 2013, 09:35:03 pm »

Didnt someonly already make one and it destroyed their hand when they tried grabbing it?
I'm not sure if that was "pure arcane energy," but it would have likely worked better if I had made the staff out of something less...hostile.

That's why you turn your hand into pure arcane energy first.
Hm...I'm pretty sure I did that with my whole left arm...IDEA TIME.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1717 on: January 19, 2013, 09:42:39 pm »

Arent you still missing a hand on that arm?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1718 on: January 19, 2013, 09:49:39 pm »

He's gonna nub the SHIT out of a magic staff/cleaver/cat/pair of legs.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1719 on: January 19, 2013, 09:51:20 pm »

He also has a destroyed leg and a bear about to eat him.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1720 on: January 19, 2013, 09:55:51 pm »

Yeah... my attempts to control it arent going so well...
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1721 on: January 19, 2013, 11:08:15 pm »

Shit...

move to least occupied stairwell on the same floor, do stuff, make brain be smarter.
You run to the north stairs this time and try again
[will: 2-1]

The bear stops attacking phil. Instead it turns around and takes flight, roaring up to the third floor, straight at you.
[dex:2+2]
[bear dex:2]

You dive into the stairwell as the bear scrapes across the stone, claws and fangs sweeping wildly where you used to be.

"Well, this isn't good."


...Something tells me I didn't type what I thought I typed. I coulda sworn I was going to summon a Cainthalsaz explosion...

I will say Zaral Harial, Shoshashzel Balethe and hope I'm not wearing flammable pants.
[pot:5]
A mark appears and covers your left leg.
[pot:1]
Your right leg turns into a limb of pure repulsive force that, after an instant, detonates and hurls you straight into a wall.
[end:4+1]
You survive, battered and bruised, but now you're massively bleeding from your missing right leg.
[still gonna die: 1 turn]

Shubhallethel Szaheeb Caltalleth Hobiteaod

"Here's your weapon. Use it to get yourself some pool, aye?"
[pot:5]

A new weapon appears in front of you! It's a strange spear of bone, brilliant white with a serrated tip and a shaft like a spinal column. Across the surface of the spear, mostly on the tip, are holes out of which air is constantly flowing. The result is a strange tone, which seems to be descending, but never actually gets any lower.

If Tamara creates an item for me, and it isn't radiating antimatter or some other dangerous material, accept it.
You pick up the spear that Tamra made for you.

Do the ancient, traditional "Could really use a weapon" dance.
You dance makes the gods apathetic and gassy. You receive no weapon.


Oy, that word isn't explosion!


"Now you're just an asshole!"


Run around the second floor looking for a discarded weapon that won't kill me if I pick it up.  Chuck it at Null.  Failing that, just head for the south stairs.  Totally not burning a turn to get one more pool point.


Everyone but me is on some level of the south stairs.
[Dex:5+2]
[Null dex:2+2]

Seeing as there are no magical weapon trees just sitting around on this level, or indeed any level right now, You decide to do what is known in tactician circles as "Run the fuck away." You sprint your way to the south stairs and leap into the stair well.

"You realize I can still attack you in there, right?" Null shouts.

[null pot:3+3]
[Null will:1+3]

[str:3+1]
[end:5+1]
The same invisible force that ripped your staff from you slams into your shoulder and spins you into a wall.
Ow! You're not hurt, but still, oww.

Null starts walking toward the first floor, south stairs.


Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:1/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[first floor, south area.]

Phil(6):Greatwyrmgold: pool:1/4 [obsidian left arm, hand blown up. Right leg gone, left leg marked][first floor, south area]

Larry:wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [first floor, South area]

The Nose:harry:Pool 0/0: [first floor, south stairs]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:4/4 (Body of living steel)[fourth floor, south stairs area.]

Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:4/5 (Right hand and left arm made of electricity. Torso marked.)[Second floor, south stairs.]

Bobo:akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [Fourth floor, south stairs]

(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (steel staff)[Third floor, North stairs]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1722 on: January 19, 2013, 11:26:06 pm »

Well that sorta worked...

tactical manouvre: run the fuck away
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1723 on: January 19, 2013, 11:33:44 pm »

Good thing there are four meatshields in my way!  You should all fling yourselves at Null while I...


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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1724 on: January 19, 2013, 11:41:50 pm »

"Thanks a ton! Hey, Mom, Dad, check this out! I'm gonna do some magic!"

Attempt to alter the wind currents around me to make myself levitate. If this works, then float to the top of the gazebo, staying a few inches off of the roof. Then practice spear powers.
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