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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1185 on: January 09, 2013, 09:55:24 pm »

ZOTH-HARETH KARENTHAR HALTHEL JARAEOL!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1186 on: January 09, 2013, 11:18:58 pm »

To quote my previous PM to PW:

I bet he forgot about my staff when he made his wings crystal.

My original plan if you attacked me was just to rip them apart and let you pancake, but since you were on solid ground...

((I love you Toaster.))

For what, the hell arm?


Note to self, do not disguise assassination attempts with thinly veiled puns.

Were you not actually trying to kill me?  If not, be careful when sending PW "If X is attacking me..." style conditional actions.





Adrenaline surged.  He needed to finish this.


Magical action!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1187 on: January 10, 2013, 02:28:04 am »

Write multiple words in book, groups of words put together, ideas forming...

Uristrast Shubha Hobitaeaod

However, speak only:
Thaltelsho Jeshu-sala!

"Beer control and element testing, now in the same lab..."

[pot:1]
Your left hand turns into sand and falls to the ground, followed quickly by a great deal of blood.

[end:6]
"Huh. Um...HELP!"


Look for rocks, throw them at Thrakor,
 then say word, direct at Thrakor


You grab a few pebbles and huck them in Thrakor's general direction. This fails to kill him. You decide to use a word instead.
[pot:3+1]

You summon a shimmering image of a knife that vanishes a moment later.

((I love you Toaster.))

Words!
[Pot:1+1]

Nope.

Make sure the area is safe.
"Kenthar Rosha-halel!"

((Eh. Too much effort on the known words thing. But it will help with remembering words uses.))
Spoiler: Known words (click to show/hide)
It looks...Safe-ish.
That first word isn't a word, so we're going for the second one only.

[pot:5]

A shimmering image of what looks like a pedestal or altar appears and then vanishes.



Head over to Possibly. Ask if he'd like a mercy kill. You've got two turns left--might as well give the points to someone on your side.

You walk over and stand directly next to Possibly. Right next to the dying man with all his great power.

ZOTH-HARETH KARENTHAR HALTHEL JARAEOL!

[pot:2+1]

A tiny homunculus, half man, half bat, with fleshy wings for arms and taloned feet and strange, athropromorphic facial features, appears in front of you.

"WHERE'S THE JOKER?!"
He demands in a tiny squeaky voice.

To quote my previous PM to PW:

I bet he forgot about my staff when he made his wings crystal.

My original plan if you attacked me was just to rip them apart and let you pancake, but since you were on solid ground...

((I love you Toaster.))

For what, the hell arm?


Note to self, do not disguise assassination attempts with thinly veiled puns.

Were you not actually trying to kill me?  If not, be careful when sending PW "If X is attacking me..." style conditional actions.





Adrenaline surged.  He needed to finish this.


Magical action!
"...BUT AH AM FUCKIN' PISSED!'
((I was actually going to say that whether or not you cut me to ribbons with my own genetic augments. Fate is just ironic like that.))

Initiate plan: Fuck Me With Celestia's Forehooves.

((Well, who would have thought? I didn't even get to grow a mustache and I'm already bleeding to death. Wonderful. By the way, Susan? That full-body enchant word. Name your price. I would experiment for it on my own, but I seem to be a tad indisposed at the moment. Oh, I also give you immunity to any attacks by myself, self-defense excluded.

Note to self, do not disguise assassination attempts with thinly veiled puns.

Note to self, less flash; more substance.

Note to self, hyper-level dexterity.

Note to self, hyper-level will. It is not a dump stat.

Leave it to a near-death experience to sort out priorities. Scratch that, possibly near death. The die have yet to be rolled.))

Go to Possibly, tear out a few feathers, throw them at Thrakor,
 then say word, direct at Thrakor

I'm on a pillar in the middle of the sky, good luck getting there without some feathers of your own.

And I'm not quite dead, yet. I still have a few rolls of the die before I'm out of this. The blood of the First remains within me, and I plan to keep it there.

[Thrakor dex:3+2]
[possibly dex:6+1]

[Possibly pot:5+2]
[Possibly dex:3+1]
[thrakor dex:6+2]

A beam of twisting black poison tears out toward Thrakor, who hurls himself down from his perch, dodging the beam and landing all the way down on the third floor central platform. He leaps back to his feet and points his staff at possibly again.

[will:2+1]
[possibly dex:5+1]

Thrakor's thunderball lifts from it's resting place and fires across the room, vaguely at Possibly. Possibly sort of ducks to the side and the ball slams into the wall behind him.

[Possibly fatal wound: 1 turn left]








Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:2/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[first floor, north stairs, hiding in cloth]

Phil(2):Greatwyrmgold: pool:2/2 [obsidian left arm, hand blown up.][third floor,South east area]

Grin:Ironyowl: Pool: 4/5 (Left leg broken)[First floor, north stairs. Hidden in cloth.]

Possibly(9):Onyxjew: Pool:4/5 (some cloth,flesh staff. right arm marked. Right hand marked. Fire claws.Crystal wings.) [fifth floor, southeast area, atop pillar]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:1/4 (Body of living steel)[fourth floor, south stairs area.]

Thrakor(13):Toaster: Pool:3/4 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity. Crystal-lightning staff. Torso marked.)[Third floor, central platform]

Javier:Javier: Pool:2/3 [Third floor, west stairs.]

Talos: Spinaltaper: Pool:4/4 [Fourth level, north section.]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1188 on: January 10, 2013, 02:53:50 am »

Susan licks her new friend and says hello.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1189 on: January 10, 2013, 02:57:38 am »

I think this looks like fun to join

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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1190 on: January 10, 2013, 03:24:09 am »

((@Toaster: Yes, the arm.

Also lol at the batman.))

"Damn it! Now or never!"

Will bear. If bear's not having any of my sass, Words.

EDIT: Also Murder Words regardless.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1191 on: January 10, 2013, 12:24:50 pm »

Continue!
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1192 on: January 10, 2013, 12:32:02 pm »

Toaster do you happen to know any words for metals?
Say Word
Aim at phil!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1193 on: January 10, 2013, 01:04:23 pm »

Several, why?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1194 on: January 10, 2013, 01:51:40 pm »

I need a weapon....
And the only material I know is flesh.....
And flesh axes don't cleave very well
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1195 on: January 10, 2013, 01:58:37 pm »

In a Dwarvenly spirit, Cantar is gold.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1196 on: January 10, 2013, 02:00:46 pm »

What about a less soft metal?
Which can maintain an edge?

Although hitting someone bluntly with an axe still works
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1197 on: January 10, 2013, 02:19:42 pm »

Given that you likely intend to hit me with it, why would I do that?   :P


There are many revealed words if you check back in the thread.


Like Kenthablaw, Shareeb, and Garstorpit.  One of those is steel!
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God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1198 on: January 10, 2013, 02:35:56 pm »

Oh thank you, I know all 3 now
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Straining at the gate.
« Reply #1199 on: January 10, 2013, 04:41:02 pm »

Note to self, do not disguise assassination attempts with thinly veiled puns.

Were you not actually trying to kill me?  If not, be careful when sending PW "If X is attacking me..." style conditional actions.
In truth, I was. I had a set of words to shoot spears made of fire at you. Out of my eyes. It would have been glorious. So, as regrettable on my part as these events were, I deserved this outcome.




Turn. Potentially more Turn. Wonder how GWG got onto the fifth floor.
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