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Author Topic: YOU ARE LAWYER. ONE WORLD DOWN, ONE TO GO!  (Read 26213 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #210 on: December 03, 2012, 06:44:06 am »

THANK HUMANS.
THEN BRING AS MAY WITH ME TO ANOTHER WORLD.
AND HELP GM.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #211 on: December 03, 2012, 07:43:55 am »

Fuck Corai.
Interesting plan.

Rewrite laws of physics to give me a bonus to rewriting the laws of physics.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #212 on: December 03, 2012, 12:29:49 pm »

"GM! Cut that destruction thing out!"

Now then,  the GM was beneath me. The GM is the boss of the players, so that makes all players also beneath me, no matter how inflated their ego gets. Thus, use the centralized top-down power structure I set up to funnel the power of those beneath me into me,

Of course, this action isn't directed at anyone personally... Not at all....
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 09:11:39 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Geen

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #213 on: December 03, 2012, 05:21:36 pm »

SUE EVERYONE.
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #214 on: December 03, 2012, 08:30:16 pm »

ITEMS: HOLY GUN, +1 TO SHOOTING HOLY GUN, +1 TO MOST THINGS, +1 TO LAWYERING, GM'S POWERS (+1), SUPER COPS POWERS (+1)

HOLY.

FUCKING.

CRAP.

IMPEDE ALL ACTIONS AGAINST ME, ALSO IMPEDE SPINAL_TAPER(HA NICE TRY, I SAW THE EDIT).

GIVE EVERYONE PUPPIES! EVERYONE GETS PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-Edit-

Give GM a kitten and a "I'm sorry I stole your powers" note.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 08:39:21 pm by Corai »
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

misko27

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #215 on: December 03, 2012, 08:46:54 pm »

ITEMS: HOLY GUN, +1 TO SHOOTING HOLY GUN, +1 TO MOST THINGS, +1 TO LAWYERING, GM'S POWERS (+1), SUPER COPS POWERS (+1)

HOLY.

FUCKING.

CRAP.

IMPEDE ALL ACTIONS AGAINST ME, ALSO IMPEDE SPINAL_TAPER(HA NICE TRY, I SAW THE EDIT).

GIVE EVERYONE PUPPIES! EVERYONE GETS PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-Edit-

Give GM a kitten and a "I'm sorry I stole your powers" note.
I know. You broke the game. And I was having fun too. Now I'm jobless, and the RTD's to be derm'd.

FECKING CORAI, I'M NOT LOSING ANOTHER GAME BECAUSE A POWER-HUNGRY BLOW-HARD GOT SO DAMN POWERFUL THAT THE RTD BLEW UP.

YOU DIRTY KOBOLD FALSE-GOD, I WILL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH TO HAVE MY VENGEANCE!!!!!
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 08:50:19 pm by misko27 »
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #216 on: December 03, 2012, 08:47:54 pm »

ITEMS: HOLY GUN, +1 TO SHOOTING HOLY GUN, +1 TO MOST THINGS, +1 TO LAWYERING, GM'S POWERS (+1), SUPER COPS POWERS (+1)

HOLY.

FUCKING.

CRAP.

IMPEDE ALL ACTIONS AGAINST ME, ALSO IMPEDE SPINAL_TAPER(HA NICE TRY, I SAW THE EDIT).

GIVE EVERYONE PUPPIES! EVERYONE GETS PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-Edit-

Give GM a kitten and a "I'm sorry I stole your powers" note.
I know. You fucking destroyed the game. And I was having fun too. Now I'm jobless, and the RTD's to be derm'd.

FECKING CORAI, I'M NOT LOSING ANOTHER GAME BECAUSE A POWER-HUNGRY BLOW-HARD GOT SO DAMN POWERFUL THAT THE RTD BLEW UP.

YOU FILTHY KOBOLD, I WILL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH TO HAVE MY VENGEANCE!!!!!

<3
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #217 on: December 03, 2012, 08:48:11 pm »

ITEMS: HOLY GUN, +1 TO SHOOTING HOLY GUN, +1 TO MOST THINGS, +1 TO LAWYERING, GM'S POWERS (+1), SUPER COPS POWERS (+1)

HOLY.

FUCKING.

CRAP.

IMPEDE ALL ACTIONS AGAINST ME, ALSO IMPEDE SPINAL_TAPER(HA NICE TRY, I SAW THE EDIT).

GIVE EVERYONE PUPPIES! EVERYONE GETS PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-Edit-

Give GM a kitten and a "I'm sorry I stole your powers" note.
I know. You fucking destroyed the game. And I was having fun too. Now I'm jobless, and the RTD's to be derm'd.

FECKING CORAI, I'M NOT LOSING ANOTHER GAME BECAUSE A POWER-HUNGRY BLOW-HARD GOT SO DAMN POWERFUL THAT THE RTD BLEW UP.

YOU FILTHY KOBOLD, I WILL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH TO HAVE MY VENGEANCE!!!!!
Back me up. I, our benevolent monarch, shall exterminate this pest.
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #218 on: December 03, 2012, 08:50:54 pm »

I don't get it. I know I've personally never destroyed a game when I've become all powerful. How the hell did Corai screw things up?
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #219 on: December 03, 2012, 08:51:47 pm »

I don't get it. I know I've personally never destroyed a game when I've become all powerful. How the hell did Corai screw things up?

GM'S POWERS (+1)

I killed the GM.

[3] TURNS UNTIL MASS DESTRUCTION

And that.
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #220 on: December 03, 2012, 08:53:29 pm »

I don't get it. I know I've personally never destroyed a game when I've become all powerful. How the hell did Corai screw things up?
The exact same way as you did, interestingly. Set off a desperate suicide attack. Of course here, it's a bomb instead of a reverse button.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #221 on: December 03, 2012, 10:40:51 pm »

>RESPAWN AS THE OLD COCO POPS MASCOT.

>REVEAL CORAI AS A FALSE GOD AND DECAPITATE HIM WITH A SPOON.


C'MON GUYS ASSIST THIS ACTION
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #222 on: December 03, 2012, 10:43:54 pm »

>RESPAWN AS THE OLD COCO POPS MASCOT.

>IMPEACH CORAI AND DECAPITATE HIM WITH A SPOON.


C'MON GUYS ASSIST THIS ACTION

I am god. Not a false one, I killed God. Get it right man.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #223 on: December 03, 2012, 11:12:22 pm »

BUT YOU MORTAL TO BEGIN WITH

THEREFORE CANNOT KILL GOD

YOU KILLED PETER JACKSON, YOU BASTARD
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE LAWYE--SO MANY BONUSES!
« Reply #224 on: December 03, 2012, 11:13:14 pm »

I STOLE GOD'S POWERS. MADE HIM A MORTAL. THEN KILLED HIM.
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