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[Yoink]

>POINT OUT THAT, IF UNIVERSE IS SQUASHED LIKE BUG, SHOULDN'T EVERYONE BE DEAD?

[Corai]

FIRE CASSANDRA.

USE MY HEAVEN GUN TO KILL (EX)GOD.

GAIN A +1 FOR BEING GOD, ALONG WITH A +1 FOR BEING THE GOD OF LAWYERS.

OBJECTION! YOU CAN'T BE GOD OF LAWYERS! THERE ISN'T A PRECEDENT FOR THAT!

I already am. Check the earlier posts.

[misko27]

FIRE CASSANDRA.

USE MY HEAVEN GUN TO KILL (EX)GOD.

GAIN A +1 FOR BEING GOD, ALONG WITH A +1 FOR BEING THE GOD OF LAWYERS.

OBJECTION! YOU CAN'T BE GOD OF LAWYERS! THERE ISN'T A PRECEDENT FOR THAT!

I already am. Check the earlier posts.

FINE. YOUY CAN'T BE BOTH OF THEM. IT IS A ABUSE OF POWERS! NO CHECKS AND BALANCES!

[Corai]

FIRE CASSANDRA.

USE MY HEAVEN GUN TO KILL (EX)GOD.

GAIN A +1 FOR BEING GOD, ALONG WITH A +1 FOR BEING THE GOD OF LAWYERS.

OBJECTION! YOU CAN'T BE GOD OF LAWYERS! THERE ISN'T A PRECEDENT FOR THAT!

I already am. Check the earlier posts.

FINE. YOUY CAN'T BE BOTH OF THEM. IT IS A ABUSE OF POWERS! NO CHECKS AND BALANCES!

Bitch, i'm god. I can do whatever I want.

INCLUDING THIS:

GIVE MISKO A PUPPY! A PUPPY!

[Cassandra]

Corai... Do you really think firing me is a good idea? Think back to the time I arrived.

[Spinal_Taper]

 "GM! I want you to restrict Corai!"

Revolutionize Economy!

[Corai]

Corai... Do you really think firing me is a good idea? Think back to the time I arrived.

Sorry, I got mad with power.

[Cassandra]

Easy mistake, don't worry.

My suggestion is to build a law school. Us warbirds up here could use it., and Hell usually deports us.

[misko27]

"GM! I want you to restrict Corai!"

Aid action
>also sue GM for increasing Bonus limit, will make Game no fun.

[borno]

Gather new, General Asskicking Gear, fit for an archangel. And a bonus to match, of course.

Also, glare at the lock keeping Misko in the closet. Make it fucking asplode.

[4] YOU GET AN OUTFIT MADE FOR ASSKICKERY.
[2] YOU GLARE AT THE LOCK, BUT IT'S A KEY LOCK NOT A PADLOCK

FIRE CASSANDRA.

USE MY HEAVEN GUN TO KILL (EX)GOD.

GAIN A +1 FOR BEING GOD, ALONG WITH A +1 FOR BEING THE GOD OF LAWYERS.

MAKE HELL NOT EXIST, CURSING ALL DEMONS AND PEOPLE IN HELL TO LIMBO.

[5] YOU GIVE CASSANDRA AN ASSKICKING PUPPY
[5] YOU MAKE YOUR GUN ALLOWED IN HEAVEN, AND ALSO MAKE IT TWICE AS POWERFUL.
[4+1+1V4] RATATATATATAT
[4] SO MANY BONUSSSES
[5] HELL DOESN'T EXIST, AND MISKO NO LONGER HAS A JOB TO SUPPORT HIS FAMILY.

FIRE CASSANDRA.

USE MY HEAVEN GUN TO KILL (EX)GOD.

GAIN A +1 FOR BEING GOD, ALONG WITH A +1 FOR BEING THE GOD OF LAWYERS.

OBJECTION! YOU CAN'T BE GOD OF LAWYERS! THERE ISN'T A PRECEDENT FOR THAT!
 
"Hey a ring! What was this doing here..."
>Aid cassandra's attempt to get me out of here.
>Say that as Judge of dead, I should have bonus. How many judges of the dead are there?
>Get Fauna ready to walk down aisle.

"GM! I want you to restrict Corai!"

Aid action
>also sue GM for increasing Bonus limit, will make Game no fun.

[2V2+1][4+1V6] YOU WERE TOO LATE! HE'S ALREADY GOD
[2] FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S A KEY-HOLE, NOT A PADLOCK! YOU CAN'T EXPLODE KEYHOLES WITHOUT TRAPPING THE PERSON IN!
YOU DO HAVE BONUS
[4] YOU SHOUT AT HER TO GET READY. SHE DOES.
[6] YOU TRY TO AID THE ACTION, BUT REALISE THAT YOU WERE DESTINED TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN!
[2] GM TOO BUSY SAVING THE WORLD FROM NUCLEAR CRISIS.
GM PUTS THE RESTRICTION BACK IN PLACE ANYWAY

"GM! I want you to restrict Corai!"

Revolutionize Economy!

[6+1V5+1+1+1] CORAI TOO STRONG FOR THE GM!
[4+1] ECONOMY SAVED. ONLY HUMANITY TO GO


OK, THIS IS PERSONAL NOW CORAI
[5+1V4+1+1][4+1+1V3+1][6] HE TAKES GM'S POWERS. SEEING NO OTHER WAY, GM GETS THE SUPER COPS ON HIM!
[4+1V3+1+1+1][4+1+1+1V5+1][4] HE TAKES THE SUPER COP'S POWERS
GM ACTIVATES DEFENCE MECHANISM. [6] WHICH IS THE BLOWING THE WORLD UP!
[3] TURNS UNTIL MASS DESTRUCTION
[3] ALSO DEMONS

MISKO27: HELPING ALIENS, WEDDING TIME!
ITEMS: PHONE x4 (+1), BRIEFCASE x4 (+1), FAUNA QUEENLORD (ENGAGED), SIZEABLE FORTUNE, LIFE SAVINGS, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, PISTOL

TCM:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47

GREATWYRMGOLD: RE-RE-REWRITING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, FINALLY OUT OF HELL!
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000

CORAI: SO MANY BONUSES
ITEMS: HOLY GUN, +1 TO SHOOTING HOLY GUN, +1 TO MOST THINGS, +1 TO LAWYERING, GM'S POWERS (+1), SUPER COPS POWERS (+1)

YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD, CREATING WWIIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE (+1), HAREM

TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: NOTHING

LORDSLOWPOKE: MUTINY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

CASSANDRA: BEING RANDOM JERK, TELLING STORIES, WEDDING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, COOL SWORD, SOME CAKE, ARCHANGEL ASSKICKING GEAR (+1)

GUY WHO GETS IN THE DOUBLE WAY: CHANGING NAME
ITEMS:

SPINAL TAPER: USURPING POWER
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, GATLING GUN

THURISLORD: MAKING CAKE, CREATING PARADOXES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, SOME CAKE

[Cassandra]

Go old testament on the closet. And by that, I mean SMITE THE DOOR WITH A MASSIVE SWORD!

And by massive sword, I mean that I won't be descending from heaven to hit that door. I see no way this could go wrong.

[Yoink]

GM MISSED MY ACTION!

[misko27]

>PUNCH DOOR. OPEN.
>Rewrite physics so all bonuses are gone, and make the GM omnipotent.
>Lead rebellion of hell and disaffected angels. Defeat Corai.
>Aid Spinal if that fails.
>Get suit on, start ceremonies.

[Twi]

>Be SPIDER-THEMED.

>Dance the MULTI-LEGGED SHUFFLE.

>Quietly go to LAW SCHOOL. Yes, quietly!

[ThurisLord]

>STEAL ALL PENS AND BRIEFCASES
>USE THEIR HIDDEN POWER TO BECOME ROBOGOD-MK2
>INVENT NEW DANCE ROUTINE