THIS IS A BUMP. BUMP IT UP BUMP IT UP, BUMP DOWN.
SIGH. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. OH WELL
Nuke all things but me.
Then sue reality.
[3] REALLY? AHAHAHA!
YOU MANAGE TO BUY A NUKE FROM THE STORE, AND [6] STEAL THE REST. POLICE COMES AFTER YOU, AND YOU'RE ALSO IN DEBT.
[5V5] YOU DODGE HIS BULLETS.
[6V3][3] YOU SUE REALITY, AND IT DOESN'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT. I MEAN, IT IS REALITY. YOU SEND THE POLICE AT IT FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT.
[2V1][5] THEY BRING REALITY IN, WITHOUT DESTROYING IT.
I rolled a 2, not a 1...
REWRITE LAWS OF PHYSICS SO I CAN'T DIEI.
YOU DIED BECAUSE YOU ROLLED A 1 IN A FIGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PARTAKE IN
OK THAT RULE SUCKS
NO MORE RANDOMLY DYING
[1] YOU REWRITE PHYSICS SO YOU WILL RANDOMLY DIE EVERYDAY
>ATTEMPT TO PICKPOCKET ASSKICKING GEAR AND 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF BAGELS.
>WISH THAT EVERYDAY WAS ARBOR DAY.
>BAKE AWESOME CAKE FOR WEDDING.
[1] YOU PICKPOCKET YOURSELF, AND GAIN A BRIEFCASE AND PEN
WAIT, HOW DOES THAT WORK
[1] YOU GET SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE AND YOUR BODY PARTS GO FLYING EVERYWHERE
[2] YOU THINK THAT AS A DEAD PERSON YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WISHES AND STUFF COME TRUE, BUT SADLY THAT'S NOT THE CASE.
[6] CAKE IS SO AWESOME, CASSANDRA TRIES TO EAT IT IN HER RANDOM JERK DISGUISE
[4V3][2] YOU SAY NO. SHE TAKES A FEW SLICES ANYWAY. JERK!
"Weird."
> Comfort Fauna if she needs it regarding the mad man, and move his body to a utility closet.
> Shit forgot rings, Dash out quickly leaving Cassandra up hopefully not fuck anything.
> Sue Corai for allowing Evil to exist.
>Serve food. Be Host.
[3] SHE THINKS THAT YOU'RE TREATING HER LIKE A BABY. SHE SAYS THAT THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
[1] YOU PUT YOUR OWN BODY INTO A UTILITY CLOSET, AND [5] FIND A DIAMOND RING! OH YEAH! [3] YOU THEN REALISE THAT YOU LOCKED THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY IN, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR KEY SOMEWHERE
[2V5][6V5][1] YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, AS HE SUES HIMSELF AND GIVES YOU ALL HIS STUFF.
[2] STILL STUCK IN CLOSET
WOW, SUCCESS.
WAIT UNTIL I HAVE ALL POWER, THEN SHOOT GOD TO MAKE SURE HE CAN'T TAKE IT BACK.
[5] YOU HAVE ALL THE POWER, SO YOU MATERIALIZE A PISTOL AND [5+1V6] TRY TO SHOOT HIM, BUT GUNS DON'T WORK IN HEAVEN. WONDER WHY HE WAS SO SCARED OF A GUN IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>SQUISH CORAI UNDER MY THUMB LIKE A BUG.
[2+1V4+1][[3+1V2+1][4] HE SQUASHES YOU LIKE A BUG. OH NO!
Establish self as a king in the vein of Louis XIV, in which the local authorities remain unfettered, but my universal power isn't tampered with, and am thus allowed to make sweeping changes to the universe, while people don't rebel due to them being satisfied with their power. Establish GM as leader of council of Game Running.
[3+1] GM IS IN COUNCIL NOW. YAY!
Apply for General of Heaven. I qualify.
[2] WOAH WOAH WOAH, YOU CAN'T JUST START AT THE TOP LIKE THAT! SO INSTEAD YOU APPLY AS THE GENERAL OF FLOOR-SCRUBBING. [5] YOU GAIN IT, AND QUICKLY RISE THROUGH THE RANKS TO GENERAL OF HEAVEN.
[2V5][6V5][6] THE HUMANS JUST NUKE EVERYTHING, BEFORE TAVIK DOES.
EVERYTHING IS NOW WASTELAND
[4] DEMONS FEED, LIKE ALWAYS, AND GAIN MORE POWER. SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY KEEP THESE THINGS UNDER CONTROL.
GM ALSO DECIDES THAT THE ONLY +/-1 MODIFIER RULE IS STUPID, AND ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE OF A BAD ROLE. LET THE MODIFIERS BE FREE!
MISKO27: HELPING ALIENS, WEDDING TIME!
ITEMS: PHONE x4!, BRIEFCASE x4!, FAUNA QUEENLORD (ENGAGED), SIZEABLE FORTUNE, LIFE SAVINGS, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, PISTOL, ID (JUDGE OF HELL)
TCM: WHAT IS THIS TCM YOU SPEAK OF?
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47
GREATWYRMGOLD: RE-RE-REWRITING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, FINALLY OUT OF HELL!
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000
CORAI: GIVING STUFF AWAY
ITEMS: HOLY PISTOL
YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD, CREATING WWIIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE, HAREM
TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: NOTHING
LORDSLOWPOKE: MUTINY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE
CASSANDRA: BEING RANDOM JERK, TELLING STORIES, WEDDING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, POLISHED ASSKICKING GEAR, COOL SWORD, SOME CAKE
GUY WHO GETS IN THE DOUBLE WAY: CHANGING NAME
ITEMS:
SPINAL TAPER: USURPING POWER
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, GATLING GUN
THURISLORD: MAKING CAKE, CREATING PARADOXES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, SOME CAKE
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