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[Spinal_Taper]

Sustain the objection. With my Sniper Rifle.

[misko27]

NOW THAT I'M OUT, SUE MISKO FOR BEING BIASED AGAINST THOSE ON TRIAL. FREE EVERY LAST PERSON IN THE THREE HELLS.

EXCEPT FOR ARNOLD. ARNOLD STAYS.

HAHA! I USE EX POST FACTUM IN MY DEFENSE! MOST OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE THERE BEFORE I GOT HERE.
 

>FUCK THAT. SUE HIM AND FIX THE WEDDING. HAVE FIANCEE HELP OUT, AND HELP SUE HIS ASS. THAT EVIL RANDOM DUDE.
>Utilize Ex post Factum, defend myself,  and counter-sue Corai back where he belongs.
>Kiss Fiance. Hope that makes me, and her, feel better.

"No, It's okay. I bet I can fix it."
 
 

[GreatWyrmGold]

That worked!

REWRITE LAWS OF PHYSICS SO DEMONS NO LONGER EXIST MISKO IS RIGHT.
What are you suing Corai over again?

[misko27]

That worked!

REWRITE LAWS OF PHYSICS SO DEMONS NO LONGER EXIST.

AND HELP ME CAUSE I HELPED YOU. QUID PRO QUO.

[Corai]

That worked!

REWRITE LAWS OF PHYSICS SO DEMONS NO LONGER EXIST.

AND HELP ME CAUSE I HELPED YOU. QUID PRO QUO.

ALSO: Check my post again. I may be a chronic backstabbing god of lawyers kobold, but I am NOT a liar.

[Cassandra]

Aid with wedding. Bring Angelfood cake, and fancy gifts.

Also, tell stories about how Hell tried to deport me and failed. Edit as needed.

[misko27]

That worked!

REWRITE LAWS OF PHYSICS SO DEMONS NO LONGER EXIST MISKO IS RIGHT.
What are you suing Corai over again?

This:

NOW THAT I'M OUT, SUE MISKO FOR BEING BIASED AGAINST THOSE ON TRIAL. FREE EVERY LAST PERSON IN THE THREE HELLS.

EXCEPT FOR ARNOLD. ARNOLD STAYS.

FREEING PEOPLE IN HELL

[borno]

NOW THAT I'M OUT, SUE MISKO FOR BEING BIASED AGAINST THOSE ON TRIAL. FREE EVERY LAST PERSON IN THE THREE HELLS.

EXCEPT FOR ARNOLD. ARNOLD STAYS.

-Edit because derp-

HOWEVER, AID HIM ON FIXING HIS WEDDING. I'M NOT A LIAR.

[3V3] YOU SUE HIM, BUT HE'S JUDGE AND DEFENDANT. YOU BOTH WIN.
[3] YOU STICK AROUND WHILE HE'S FIXING THE WEDDING, BUT FEEL TO AWKWARD TO REALLY PITCH IN AS MUCH AS YOU COULD.

Sustain the objection. With my Sniper Rifle.

[3V1+1][5] YOU SHOOT GM, AND HE DISAPPEARS. YOU TAKE OVER.
[3+1V5] DAMN IT!

NOW THAT I'M OUT, SUE MISKO FOR BEING BIASED AGAINST THOSE ON TRIAL. FREE EVERY LAST PERSON IN THE THREE HELLS.

EXCEPT FOR ARNOLD. ARNOLD STAYS.

HAHA! I USE EX POST FACTUM IN MY DEFENSE! MOST OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE THERE BEFORE I GOT HERE.
 

>FUCK THAT. SUE HIM AND FIX THE WEDDING. HAVE FIANCEE HELP OUT, AND HELP SUE HIS ASS. THAT EVIL RANDOM DUDE.
>Utilize Ex post Factum, defend myself,  and counter-sue Corai back where he belongs.
>Kiss Fiance. Hope that makes me feel better.

"No, It's okay. I bet I can fix it."

[4,3V6] TURNS OUT HE'S A REALLY GOOD LAWYER. FUCK!
[4V5] YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM THOUGH, EVEN AS THE JUDGE.
[2] YOU FEEL SO SAD YOU CAN'T EVEN KISS YOUR FIANCÉE.

Aid with wedding. Bring Angelfood cake, and fancy gifts.

Also, tell stories about how Hell tried to deport me and failed. Edit as needed.

[1] YOU REVEAL YOURSELF AS THE RANDOM JERK IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! FAUNA SUES YOU, [6V6] BUT YOU BLOCK!
[6] YOU SAY THAT YOU DID ALL THIS BECAUSE HELL TRIED TO DEPORT YOU. EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY STOPS WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO LISTEN TO YOUR LENGTHY STORY.


[2V2] THE HUMANS TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS.
[3] THE DEMONS KILL, LIKE ALWAYS.

MISKO27: HELPING ALIENS
ITEMS: PHONE x2, BRIEFCASE x2, FAUNA QUEENLORD (ENGAGED), SIZEABLE FORTUNE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, ID (JUDGE OF HELL)

TCM: WHAT IS THIS TCM YOU SPEAK OF?
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47

GREATWYRMGOLD: RE-RE-REWRITING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, FINALLY OUT OF HELL!
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000

CORAI: HOME FREE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL

YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD, CREATING WWIIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE, HAREM

TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: NOTHING

LORDSLOWPOKE: MUTINY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

CASSANDRA: BEING RANDOM JERK, TELLING STORIES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, POLISHED ASSKICKING GEAR, COOL SWORD

SAMARI45: EATING PIGMOLES, SOLUTIONS ARE PROBLEMS SOLUTIONS PROBLEMS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER: USURPING POWER
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, GATLING GUN

[Cassandra]

Now that everyone is captivated with the story, HELP MISKO HAVE HIS DREAM WEDDING!

[Corai]

"Well, bye then."

WALK AWAY, BACK UP TO HEAVEN, SHOVING ANGELS OUT OF MY WAY AND-

"GIMME YO POWER, BITCH."

IF FAIL, SHOOT HIM. WITH A HEAVEN GUN. MEANING THE GUN WORKS.

[misko27]

 
...
Hmm.
...
 
>Punch Out Corai.
> Finish fixing wedding.
> Cheer up Fauna, saying we're almost there.
>Begin Ceremonies.

[Yoink]

>SQUISH CORAI UNDER MY THUMB LIKE A BUG.

>THEN 'DISCIPLINE' MY HAREM.

[Samari45]

Change personal title to "Guy Who Gets In the Way"

Crash misko's wedding

Defend Yoink's harem

[Tavik Toth]

Nuke everything.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Rewrite laws of physics so all guns are Heavenguns.