>Sue GWG to get Gravity re-instated as was.
>What? A Criminal isn't the best place to get a date? Bull. Set Ground rules though. Boundries.
>Sue TCM FOR MASS MURDER (I EDITED THIS MYSELF BY THE WAY BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO INSERT QUOTE)
[3V3] GWG IS PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH THE RULES AS THEY ARE, AND WILL NOT CHANGE THE LAWS, EVEN IF YOU DO SUE HIM.
[2] SHE COMPLETELY IGNORES YOUR REQUESTS.
[5V2,5] YOU WOULD OF BEATEN TCM, BUT THEN CORAI STARTS SHOOTING AT YOU. THAT'S GOT TO BE ILLEGAL! YOU ALSO NOTICE TCM SHOOTING HIMSELF.
START A FOUNDATION TO EDUCATE IMPOVERISHED YOUNG BLACK THUGS. CALL IT "REAL LAW NIGGAS SOCIETY".
ALSO, SHOOT MISKO WITH AN UZI.
[6] YOU START THE FOUNDATION, BUT BEFORE LONG YOU MAKE THEM GO OUT ON A RAMPAGE ACROSS THE CITY. YOU GET ARRESTED. HOWEVER, BEFORE THE COURT CASE BEGINS, YOU ARE SUED BY MISKO. [2,5V5] YOU WOULD OF BEEN BEATEN, IF IT WEREN'T FOR CORAI SAVING YOUR ASS AGAIN. [1] YOU SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD, AND ARE DRAGGED DOWN TO HELL.
[3] YOU MANAGE TO SHOOT MISKO A BIT BEFORE YOU GO TO JAIL, THOUGH.
Countersue misko for bothering my attempts to make the laws of physics constitutional.
As the Constitution does not state the government can control how gravity affects people (and to get misko off my back), rewrite laws of physics to allow people to choose how gravity affects them.
[2V2] YOU TRY TO COUNTER-SUE HIM, BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY MAKING LAWS.
[2] NO, YOU WANT IT THIS WAY, BECAUSE THIS WAY IS YOUR WAY, AND YOUR WAY IS BEST!
SUE THE UNIVERSE FOR ANYTHING.
CHANGE LAWS OF PHYSICS SO THAT ALL UNIVERSES ARE ONE, FTL IS POSSIBLE AND EARTH HAS A SPACE MILITARY.
[5V2] YOU SUE THE UNIVERSE, AND MAKE THE UNIVERSE YOUR WAY.
BECOME THE METALAWYER, PUT ON METALAWYER ROBE AND HAT
CAST LEVEL 99 SCRIPTOMANCY ON THE GM, TURNING HIM INTO A BEAUTIFUL CODEX
[6] I AM A BEAUTIFUL CODEX
[4] GM THANKS YOU BY GIVING YOU $1000
>Sue TCM for mass-murder.
PROTECT TCM! WITH BOTH WORDS AND BULLETS!
[5,2V5] YOU ALMOST LOSE THE CASE, BUT THEN YOU START SHOOTING, AND IT BECOMES A STALEMATE. YOU NOTICE TCM SHOOTING HIMSELF FOR SOME REASON. HUH.
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[1] IT TURNS OUT THAT MULTIPLE UNIVERSES CANNOT EXIST TOGETHER, AND SCIENTISTS PREDICT THAT ALL UNIVERSES WILL EXPLODE IN [8] TURNS.
MRWIGGLES: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS
MULLET MASTER: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
SPINAL TAPER: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
MISKO27: GETTING SHOT AT, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, CLINGY GIRLFRIEND
ANSONTAN2000: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER
TCM: GOING TO HELL, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI
GREATWYRMGOLD: REWRITING LAWS OF PHYSICS, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS
TERRAHEX: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
CORAI: SHOOTING MISKO, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL
YOINK: REWRITING THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SCHEME, FAILING AT HIGH-FIVES, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT
TAVIK TOOTH: ENDING THE WOOOOORLD, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS
LORDSLOWPOKE: TURNING ME INTO A BEAUTIFUL CODEX, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, $1000
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