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[borno]

YOU ACE ATTORNEY


WHAT DO?

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YES, ANOTHER MINIMALIST RTD. SUE ME.

[Mullet Master]

YELL AT ASSISTANT

[MrWiggles]

OBJECTION!

[borno]

YELL AT ASSISTANT

[3] ASSISTANT ADEQUATELY YELLED AT. GOES TO SULK IN THE CORNER FOR A LITTLE BIT. SUDDENLY YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN!

OBJECTION!

[6] YOU OBJECT TO THE CURRENT LAWS OF PHYSICS. GOVERNMENT TAKES THIS VERY SERIOUSLY, AND YOU'RE RUSHED TO THE NEAREST SCIENCE DIVISION, WHERE YOU START WRITING UP YOUR OWN LAWS. [6] ACCORDING TO YOUR LAWS OF PHYSICS, THE WHOLE WORLD IS FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN, AND MAGICAL RAINBOWS APPEAR ALL DAY LONG AND PIGS CAN FLY AND UNICORNS EXIST AND YOUR OLD TEDDY BEAR CAME BACK TO LIFE. FOR SOME REASON, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS, AND YOU FIND YOURSELF ON THE CEILING.

MRWIGGLES: REWRITING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER: YELLING AT ASSISTANT, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

[Spinal_Taper]

Be defense.

[misko27]

>FLIRT WITH PARA-LEGAL
> JOIN SPINAL IN DEFENSE.

[ansontan2000]

Re-rewrite the laws of physics, fixing everything and making everything go back to normal.

[TCM]

BE THUG LAWYER

LIKE THIS GUY

[GreatWyrmGold]

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SUE ME.

SUE GM.

[Terrahex]

frame GM

[borno]

Be defense.

[6] YOU ARE THE DEFENCE. HAVING NOTHING ELSE TO DO, YOU DEFEND YOURSELF BEING DEFENCE FROM SOME RANDOM GUY
[5V3] RANDOM GUY PUTS UP A REALLY GOOD CASE, AND YOU DECIDE TO BECOME ATTORNEY AGAIN. RANDOM GUY THEN RUNS INTO ANOTHER NEARBY COURTROOM.

>FLIRT WITH PARA-LEGAL
> JOIN SPINAL IN DEFENSE.

[3] PARA-LEGAL ALREADY HAS BOYFRIEND
[6] YOU WOULD JOIN SPINAL IN DEFENCE, BUT YOU'RE BUSY DEFENDING YOUR DECISION TO BE DEFENCE FROM RANDOM GUY, SIMILAR TO SPINAL'S SITUATION. ACTUALLY, ITS EXACTLY THE SAME AS SPINAL'S SITUATION.
[5V6] YOU DEFEND YOURSELF FANTASTICALLY, THE GUY RUNS BAWLING FROM COURTROOM

Re-rewrite the laws of physics, fixing everything and making everything go back to normal.

[3] YOU BEGIN TO RE-WRITE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THEY ARE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK IT UP ON THE COMPUTER?

BE THUG LAWYER

LIKE THIS GUY

[6 WTF DICE, I MEAN REALLY] YOU ARE THUG LAWYER, TAKING NO SHIT FROM NOBODY. HOWEVER, SEVERAL OTHER LAWYERS ARE OFFENDED BY YOUR METHODS, AND SUE YOU.
[6V4] THEY SAY YOU MUST BECOME DOCILE LAWYER, OR A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF YOUR MONEY WILL BE DEDUCTED FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT YET.

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SUE ME.

SUE GM.

[4V2] YOU SUE THE GM, AND GAIN A SIZEABLE AMOUNT OF HIS MONEY.

HECK NO!
[2] HECK YES, APPARENTLY.

frame GM

[4V4] GM IS NOT TAKING ANY MORE OF THIS SHIT. YOU LAWYERINATE(?) LONG AND HARD, BUT THE BATTLE IS A STALEMATE, AND YOU BOTH JUST STAND THERE, WAITING FOR THE OTHER TO MAKE A MOVE.


MRWIGGLES: UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER: UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER: RETHINKING CAREER CHOICE, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: FAILING TO SEDUCE, MAKING PEOPLE CRY, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

ANSONTAN2000: TRYING TO BE A PHYSICIST, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: TRYING TO DIFFERENTIATE SELF IN A COLD CRUEL WORLD, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

GREATWYRMGOLD: SUING GM, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, A LOT OF MONEY

TERRAHEX: TRYING TO SUE GM (HA!), UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

[Yoink]

DEFEND GM

MAKE HIM PLEAD INSANITY

USE BAY 12 FORUM MEMBERSHIP AS EVIDENCE

[TCM]

UTILIZE THUG LAWYER SKILLS: TAKE MY MONET BACK FROM OTHER LAWYERS. BY SHOOTING THEM UNTIL THEY DIE.

[misko27]

Counter-sue in favor of GM.
 
Locate Sexy judge. Sue for a date with her.

[Corai]

UTILIZE THUG LAWYER SKILLS: TAKE MY MONET BACK FROM OTHER LAWYERS. BY SHOOTING THEM UNTIL THEY DIE.

AID. BECAUSE THUG LAWYER TCM IS EPIC.