Osoero: (( Can I use Baleful Utterance on the Baron's cornea? ))
Lawbringer: ((.....No.))
Lawbringer: (( you can not sunder his eyeballs.))
Osoero: (( Not his eyeballs. ))
Osoero: (( Just one. ))
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Osoero: (( Can I sunder his belt buckle? ))
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Osoero: (( Can I sunder his teeth? ))
Willfor: No
Willfor: They are magical
Willfor: Magical teeth
Anxon: (( quit trying to make sunder work ))
Eosri: ((XD))
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Osoero: (( You stole my hit bonuses! ))
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Osoero: (( I still blame Falzik. ))
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Osoero: (( I'm going to gently caress him with my purple thing. ))
Osoero: [Eldritch Blast]
Eosri: ((hey, no steppin' on the Flying Spaghetti Monster's portfolio, dude!))
Jan: (( List updated ))
Eosri: ((he'll send pirates at you!))
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Osoero: Once again, the warlock clears his mind and speaks the vile words, bile rising in your throats as you listen to it spoken. His eyes stare at the swiftly moving and thrusting weapon, it's naked blade gleaming as it flies. "Compensating for something?"
Baron Kreu: "The Duke gave it to me."
Lawbringer: (( Freud would have a field day with that description))
Osoero: "Hehehehehe...he sure did."
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Osoero: (("Will you just roll your Will save already?"))
* Willfor rolls: 1d20+11 => 20 + 11 = 31
Lawbringer: (( Crit success.))
Willfor: Okay
Jan: (( And so he did. He verily did ))
Anxon: (( you asked for it ))
Osoero: (( I very carefully didn't say make. I said roll. ))
Osoero: (( His sword has a lot of stamina, apparently. ))
Jan: (( Still, you're tempting the RNG ))
Baron Kreu: "Stop. Doing. That."
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Osoero: (( He would have to roll a nat 1 to miss. ))
Falzik: (( aaand our warlock is down again ))
Jan: (( Incapped again. ))
Osoero: (( It's like a really painful roller coaster! ))
Lawbringer: (( And now he is using that impressive weapon of his on the Warlock's sweaty form. /freud.))
Eosri: ((hey Lawbringer, think you've got a decent chance to grapple this guy? Maybe?))
Falzik: (( ......ogodyouwentthere ))
Anxon: (( I was just going to fry him ))
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Osoero: (( I think Law could grapple him into submission. ))
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Osoero: (( And then the ropes come in. ))
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Osoero: (( Homebrew feat; Winning; Prerequisite: Must be someone who likes to optimise. Effect: You win the game. Normal: You suck at the game. ))
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Osoero: (( Slap him with your sword. Slap him in the face for impaling me. ))
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Osoero: (( LAWFUL VENGEANCE ))
Anxon: (( from the chaos demon
))
Lawbringer: (( who regularly makes bad decisions, natch.))
Osoero: (( St. Cuthbert is the god of retribution, though, right? Unless you can somehow heal me. ))
Lawbringer: (( Unless you want me to get retributive on your ass.))
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Osoero: (( KILL HIM FOR ME MY TENTACLED MONSTROSITY ))
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Willfor: Rolep's arrows of frantic pointing
Osoero: (( FRANTICALLY POINT is my action for my turn. Even though I'm unconscious and bleeding to death from my ass stomach. ))
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Osoero: Falzik has been getting the short end of the stick for a while now. I still blame him.
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Osoero: "Ow...so what'd I miss?
Eosri: "An exploding dragon."
Eosri: "That's about it."
Osoero: (( You ruined it. ))
* Anxon hands 50g to Lady Distinda.
* Lawbringer gazes disaprovingly at his fallen opponent.
Lawbringer: (( Probably decapitated.))
* Lady Distinda hands a dozen caps to Anxon
Osoero: (( That was an awesome cliffhanger, commercial break style cliffhanger scene, and you ruined it. ))