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[zacen299]

((Armok has a daughter.))

((I think to be honest it's more like Armok him/herself.))

[Dr.Propz]

((Fuck it))

Charm Fischer and tell her how wonderful she is, also ask where I could get some very strong alcohol

[Splint]

((Armok has a daughter.))

((I think to be honest it's more like Armok him/herself.))

((That's being a little too generous. There are undoubtedly stronger dwarven heroes. Just not in Spearbreakers.))

[mesor]

Shout at them to stop shooting, explain I was with the migrants.

[Terrahex]

Shout at them to stop shooting, explain I was with the migrants.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Oops..."

Run to Luthian to help!
Apologize profusely!
Diagnose wounds with novice diagnosis skill!
Act on diagnosis no matter what it is!
This cannot end poorly!

If Wropest asks for his claymore back, return it without stabbing him. If I don't roll badly.

[Lolfail0009]

((I truly cannot wait to see The Master's reaction to these guys. He is the overseer, right?))

[zacen299]

((Armok has a daughter.))

((I think to be honest it's more like Armok him/herself.))

((That's being a little too generous. There are undoubtedly stronger dwarven heroes. Just not in Spearbreakers.))

The reason I say that is that Fischer somehow avoided spawnitis which no dwarf ever has done (nor avoided any equivalents)

[Splint]

((@lolfail This is considered noncanon, unless we put it to a vote or something.))

[Wwolin]

"So that's where my old sword went. You can keep it, I think I like this new one better."
Follow Fischer, and try to make a good impression on the local dwarves.

[Terrahex]

((I truly cannot wait to see The Master's reaction to these guys. He is the overseer, right?))

((I've been thinking about putting this in Splint's reign so Vanya would be in the fortress, but you guys would probably just end up killing her anyway. I guess I'll have it be at the beginning of The Master's turn.))

"So that's where my old sword went. You can keep it, I think I like this new one better."
Follow Fischer, and try to make a good impression on the local dwarves.

((You're new sword is going to break and when it does, I shall laugh.))

[Talvieno]

6) lost in the woods, you choose a random direction. you soon reach the base of a wall. a little ways down is a guard tower, and you shout out to it.
"HO! DWARVES!"
"ELF ELF ELF ELF KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT!" Was their response. bolts begin shooting at you.

((Objection, your honor! Since when did Spearbreakers dwarves hold such a strong hatred for elves? They're a bit more open-minded than that... Perhaps they simply thought he was an enemy?))

[Splint]

((Indeed. Merchants they have no love for, but any elf willing to set aside his petty belief in nature is welcome amongst our dwarves.))

[Aseaheru]

((soo, elf must yell " hey! im on your side!" at them?))

[Lolfail0009]

((No, an elf must yell out "FUCK NATURE!" to be accepted.))