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[Terrahex]

((I knew this was a good idea))

[Lolfail0009]

((Best game ever))

[Terrahex]

((I'll put out a turn tomorrow hopefully. or today as it happens to be as of two minutes ago.))

[Lolfail0009]

((Yay. Also, why double parentheses?))

[Wwolin]

((They're for messages that aren't part of the game))

[Lolfail0009]

((Ah. OK))

[Talvieno]

((I'd say you're all either very much alive, or totally screwed. It all depends on what mood Fischer is in at the moment. Spawn don't really matter at this point, since she's there.))

[Lolfail0009]

((If a Spawn bites Fischer, though... We're dealing with dice here. Anything can happen.))

[Talvieno]

((Fischer let herself fall unconscious in the middle of a siege, using herself as living bait to lure Spawn into a trap - and she did it successfully, too, though they whacked at her for over a week. I think she's immune to them. She could roll a 1 and still be fine.))

[Splint]

((And the last time one did land a successful bite, she managed to beat the effects and went on to become a walking engine of defensive destruction for the fortress.))

[Talvieno]

((That by itself is legendary, as a bug makes it 100% likely that a bitten dwarf will become infected with Spawnitis. (...unless you don't save the game until three months have passed, in which case it's only 33% likely, which is how she beat it - but she's still the only one.)))

[Splint]

((... So that means The Master lost his shit despite having ample time to finish his project, and Fischer litarally did the impossible and avoided spawnitis. Wow.))

[Lolfail0009]

((Armok has a daughter.))

[Terrahex]

Turn 3: Emong is Selfish
Players
Ekel Thomopian

Stay close to the group and hope Fischer and co can kill the spawn before they kill us

N/a) you stay close to the group. cool action bro.

Emong Daggerbeard

Emong will punch Luthian for stabbing him and try to locate some sort of...abandoned crossbow, maybe?...then head for cover.

6) you throw a punch at Luthian and he goes flying through the bloody trees until he is far out of sight. 2) you can't see it, but you get the feeling that he hit a tree so hard it's knocked over. Luthian -13 HP
you look around then for some sort of weapon 5) and you find Wropest's  claymore on the ground. finder's keepers right?

Wropest Abodip

Wropest scoops some of the blood and mud off the ground, and freezes it into a crude shiv (it's better than nothing, right). He sticks by the rest of the party, hoping that the three newcomers can kill the spawn before the spawn kill him.

6) instead of reclaiming your sword, you decide to make a new one out of ice and mud, two materials renowned for their tremendous strength. Your reach into a puddle, pray once more and pull out a sword with a blade of frozen blood and a hilt of frozen mud. it's truly spectacular and you don't believe it will melt if it isn't broken.

Idem Valan

Am I the only one scared by the dwarf on the right?
Flee from the spawn attacking me.

(I'm pretty sure you mean Fischer when you talk, so that's what I'll use.)
N/a)you whisper to Wropest about how scary Fischer is then abandon him when you think that a spawn is going to eat you. (It wasn't. they have their own problems now.)

Luthian Nuradil

Attempt to move around the fight then run like an elf being chased by a dragon being chased by an even bigger dragon to the fortress.

6) lost in the woods, you choose a random direction. you soon reach the base of a wall. a little ways down is a guard tower, and you shout out to it.
"HO! DWARVES!"
"ELF ELF ELF ELF KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT!" Was their response. bolts begin shooting at you. 1) you try to get out of the way, but the shear number of bolts ensures that you're hit right in the temple. 2) You foresee brain surgery in the near future. -35 HP !SLIGHT BLEEDING!
((You're going to bleed a whole lot more when you remove the bolt from your head. as a reminder, when you bleed, you still gain 5 health every turn, but slight bleeding negates it. you won't go anywhere, but you can bleed from multiple places.))

NPCs
Draignean

Strike a sexy pose, then strike an ugly spawn.

6) Draignean strikes a pose and all the Spawn go temporarily blind! he then runs through the second spawn with his pike 6+5=11) the spawn's heart is pierced and it dies with the image of draignean seared onto the back of its eyelids.

Awl

start my degree in proctology with my pike.

4+5=9) Awl approaches the blinded spawn and does unspeakable things to it. you now know the true meaning of fear.

Fischer

punt the spawn out into the wilderness

3+100=103) Fischer kicks the final spawn and it explodes when it hits the tree. She turns to your group and tells you to follow her back to the fortress. She starts walking without looking back, but you can barely see her with Draignean's image fresh in your mind.

Spawn 1

dead

Spawn 2

dead

Spawn 3

dead

Stats
Wropest Abodip (Wwolin), the Half-Dwarf Snow-Priest
HP: 100/100
Location: Somewhere in the blood plains
Inventory: Blue Robes, Enchanted ice claymore,

Luthian Nuradil (mesor), the Dark Elf Hunter
HP: 52/100 Slight Bleeding (-5 HP per turn) (head),
Location: At the base of Spearbreaker's outer wall
Inventory: Black leather armor set, broken recurve bow, quiver with 20 arrows, bronze dagger, Bone bolt (in head),

Idem Valan (Corai), the Spearelf
HP: 100/100Location: Somewhere in the blood plains
Inventory: Purple pigtail boots & trousers & tunic, Oaken spear, copper dagger,

Ekul Thomoipan (Dr.Propz), the Dwarven hunter
HP: 90/100
Location: Somewhere in the blood plains
Inventory: Cat leather boots& trousers & tunic, iron crossbow, quiver with 5 arrows

Emong Daggerbeard (GreatWyrmGold), the Dwarven drunkard
HP: 100/100
Location: Somewhere in the blood plains
Inventory: Copper flask (sewer brew), Eagle leather backpack (chisel, 8 pairs of socks, freedom), Wolf Leather Pants, Red Hooded Cloak, bronze knife, sandals, Claymore

[Corai]

"Did she just make that spawn explode?!"

Go ahead of the group. Aid Luthian on arrival and try and stop the slight bleeding.