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[Corai]

MIGHT I POINT OUT THAT IF CORAI DID HAVE THE EMPHRA I WOULD IMMEDITLY DROP ALL HOSTILTIES AND JOIN HIS SIDE!

I NOW HAVE ACTION FOR NEXT TURN.

[mcclay]

EMPRHA BUDDIES! LET'S GO KILL ALLLLLLL THE HERTICTS WHILE SKIPPING THROUGH A FIELD, HOLDING HANDS. PLATONICALLY OF COURSE!

[Corai]

YES.

Omaigosheissocute.

[Aseaheru]

can i help? i have a song.

[mcclay]

IT DEPENDS...I'M NOT SURE I'M READY FOR A THREEWAY!

[scapheap]

I'm petty much rage so can I join the heretics killing party.

[Aseaheru]

i dont want one. i just want to join the club.

[GreatWyrmGold]

try the recruiting the demons thing again

open a company in japan

punch mcclay again

[2] Nope. Maybe you can bargain with them? [1] It goes bankrupt, putting you in tremendous debt. [2] He dodges.

USE NEW MUTANT-CONTROLLED CITY TO PRODUCE WEAPONRY AND A CASH-FLOW
ONWARD, MUTANTS!
CONQUER NEIGHBORING CITY
CONVERT MORE MUTANTS

[4] Weapons produced; cash flow +$2,000/turn. [2] City not conquered. [3] A few more mutants converted.

Okay then, let the Mafia coordinate themselves. Use mob money to bolster my church until it can stand on its own four legs as a successful business enterprise.

[5] Good plan! The church soon stabilizes itself.

Convert the U.S Army! Get more Sphess Marheens and Metal Bawkses to perform Steil Rhein.

[5-1] Army rebels! [6] Stiel Rein tested. Base destroyed.

make more money. repeat 5 times.

[1,5,2,3,2,4] Profit: $9,482.46

Improve PR.
 
Make Mcclay look like the next Osama Bin Laden.

Make my religion required learning.

Convert the U.S Army! Get more Sphess Marheens and Metal Bawkses to perform Steil Rhein.

Turn marines into my private army to impede this action!

[6] You are beloved as a religion unto yourself. Attendance at your actual church plummets. [5] mcclay and, by extension, his new army are despised. [4v1] The Supreme Court rules it constitutional.

...That's everyone.

[Corai]

Convert the EMPHRA to my religion.

Overthrow congress/supreme court/all that. Instate theocracy with me as ruler.

[Onyxjew944]

ARM MUTANTS
ASSAULT CITY WITH SECOND WAVE OF BETTER ARMED MUTANTS ((IF I ROLL A ONE AND YOU GIVE ME AN "ARM" PUN, I WILL FORCE MY MUTANTS TO EAT CHILDREN))
TRY TO IMPROVE CASH FLOW
IMPROVE QUALITY OF WEAPONS
EXTEND INFLUENCE TO ASIATIC ISLAND NATIONS

[Aseaheru]

Ask Coari for the navy coast guard

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

navy means marines, and they are his, so he probably wont give them to me.

. if given, take out the floating church. earn more money, repeat 5 times. and

[mcclay]

JOIN COARI SINCE THE EMPRHA SHOULD STILL BE VP! SUPPORT HIS ACTIONS!

[Corai]

Ask Coari for the navy coast guard

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

navy means marines, and they are his, so he probably wont give them to me.

. if given, take out the floating church. earn more money, repeat 5 times. and

SEND NAVY TO DESTROY ASEAHERU AND HIS RELIGION.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Convert the EMPHRA to my religion.

Overthrow congress/supreme court/all that. Instate theocracy with me as ruler.

[3] He grudgingly accepts for the time being. [6] It's not very efficient, as you need to build a whole new government.

ARM MUTANTS
ASSAULT CITY WITH SECOND WAVE OF BETTER ARMED MUTANTS ((IF I ROLL A ONE AND YOU GIVE ME AN "ARM" PUN, I WILL FORCE MY MUTANTS TO EAT CHILDREN))
TRY TO IMPROVE CASH FLOW
IMPROVE QUALITY OF WEAPONS
EXTEND INFLUENCE TO ASIATIC ISLAND NATIONS

[4] Mutants given weapons. [1] ...Children eat your mutants before they can be eaten. [5] Local economy stimulated, cash flow up to +$3,000/turn. [3] Weapons cleaned. [4] Influence on Southeast Asia.

Ask Coari for the navy coast guard

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

navy means marines, and they are his, so he probably wont give them to me.

. if given, take out the floating church. earn more money, repeat 5 times. and

They've been talking about SPACE marines.
Anyways, coast guard not given, and [2v4] you are destroyed.

JOIN COARI SINCE THE EMPRHA SHOULD STILL BE VP! SUPPORT HIS ACTIONS!

Check.

Ask Coari for the navy coast guard

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

navy means marines, and they are his, so he probably wont give them to me.

. if given, take out the floating church. earn more money, repeat 5 times. and

SEND NAVY TO DESTROY ASEAHERU AND HIS RELIGION.

[4v2] Check and mate.

[Yoink]

>PROTECT BOTTOM

>PREACH IN THE EXERCISE YARD

>WOW FELLOW INMATES WITH MIRACLES, CONVERT ENTIRE PRISON