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[Harry Baldman]

Use elephant hivemind to coordinate all criminal activity in the U.S. Achieve criminal monopoly and with it, nigh-infinite assets!

[mcclay]

Fuuuuuuuuu...
re-retake over Us, get army back, prostrate myself before great and might GM.

[Tavik Toth]

sail to middle of ocean.

[scapheap]

punch mcclay again but this time for prostate oneself... everyone know GWG want goats

sacrifice 10 goats to GWG

spread religion to Russia

[Onyxjew944]

TRY TO PACIFY MUTANT GROUPS
FORM BOTH INTO "MUTANT COALITION"
ACQUIRE MORE MONEY
IT'S WORKED SO FAR........
MORE MUTANTS

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use elephant hivemind to coordinate all criminal activity in the U.S. Achieve criminal monopoly and with it, nigh-infinite assets!

[2] Turns out, elephants make terrible criminals.

Fuuuuuuuuu...
re-retake over Us, get army back, prostrate myself before great and might GM.

[1+1] Sadly, a few thousand cannot defeat the might of the US Army, even with a +1. Try getting a better army or a better plan.

sail to middle of ocean.

Can't, your aircraft carrier sank.
With your whole church on it.
Sorry to leave that ambiguous.

punch mcclay again but this time for prostate oneself... everyone know GWG want goats

sacrifice 10 goats to GWG

spread religion to Russia

[4] About a thousand Russians converted.

TRY TO PACIFY MUTANT GROUPS
FORM BOTH INTO "MUTANT COALITION"
ACQUIRE MORE MONEY
IT'S WORKED SO FAR........
MORE MUTANTS

[6] You help the mutants iron out their differences. They join a new Mutant Coalition, who promptly try to take over the region [1] but most of them die. [5] $3,500 raised. [5] The surviving members of the Coalition join you.

[scapheap]

try the recruiting the demons thing again

open a company in japan

punch mcclay again

[Onyxjew944]

USE NEW MUTANT-CONTROLLED CITY TO PRODUCE WEAPONRY AND A CASH-FLOW
ONWARD, MUTANTS!
CONQUER NEIGHBORING CITY
CONVERT MORE MUTANTS

[Harry Baldman]

Okay then, let the Mafia coordinate themselves. Use mob money to bolster my church until it can stand on its own four legs as a successful business enterprise.

[mcclay]

Convert the U.S Army! Get more Sphess Marheens and Metal Bawkses to perform Steil Rhein.

[Aseaheru]

make more money. repeat 5 times.

[Corai]

Improve PR.
 
Make Mcclay look like the next Osama Bin Laden.

Make my religion required learning.

Convert the U.S Army! Get more Sphess Marheens and Metal Bawkses to perform Steil Rhein.

Turn marines into my private army to impede this action!

[mcclay]

UNLESS YOU SUDDENLY HAVE THE FUCKING GOD EMPRHA THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

[Onyxjew944]

THE PAST FOUR POSTS ARE DEFINITELY WARHAMMER 40K REFERENCES.

[mcclay]

MIGHT I POINT OUT THAT IF CORAI DID HAVE THE EMPHRA I WOULD IMMEDITLY DROP ALL HOSTILTIES AND JOIN HIS SIDE!