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[GreatWyrmGold]

Let's try that again.

RAISE MONEY FOR AN AIRCRAFTCARRIER FOR CHURCH.
RECRIUT MORE PEOPLE.
BUILD NEW CHURCH.
BUILD UNDERGROUND COMPLEX UNDER CHURCH.

[4] Amazingly, that works. [1] People are driven off by your squandering of money on an aircraft carrier. [1] You build a church, [4] and dig under it, into some water. Guess you shouldn't have put it on your aircraft carrier... this probably isn't covered by insurance.
More people leave.

Start faith-healing business, except with organ removal instead of touching people and hollering. Claim that if organ removal doesn't work, people are merely insufficiently faithful. Obtain tax exemption due to being an entirely legitimate offshoot of Christianity.

[6] Your therapy becomes popular among the faithful. On the downside, fatalities rise sharply. Maybe you should teach your disciples which organs are holy enough to leave in the body before you come down with a cold? You have tax exemption for some reason.

MAKE MY FOLLOWERS JOIN THE RIOT!

LETS DO THIS.

[2] They're not interested in doing this.

mug a lot of people for funds then beat up the police who turn up then build a church for the riot

[5] Many people mugged. $3,000 gained. 50 loved pets and 165 spare cell phones obtained. [6] Police beaten up. $1,500 gained. 150 tasers, nightsticks, and pistols obtained. 40 cop cars obtained. Army called! [3] Small church built for $5,000.

Homeless shelter is now the temple for the Followers of Charles, goddess of Indecency.
Brainwashed hobos are now Rabbis o' Charles.
Raise money to make homeless shelter not smell like cat urine.

[1] Cat urine raised to make the homeless shelter not smell like money.

repeat my last action.

Um...
[5-1] $200 raised. You must have passed Go. Please quote actions you're repeating.

Dig escape tunnel from deep in prison, build church in other city

Also, you somehow happen to have my status inside the church of money spoilers

[6] You dig an escape tunnel to Hawaii. No, wait, you're off by 50 miles.

[Harry Baldman]

Teach followers the duality of organs. The spleen is the devil's organ, and most of one's evil stems from there. Parts of the liver and one kidney are evil as well. The heart and left side of the brain house the soul, so those should not be cut out, lest you be severed from God. The left lung and right side of the brain house temptation, so those should only be removed by those that really see no other way to deal with temptation.

[scapheap]

return loved pets explain to owners the riot would never separate loved ones... then punch them in the face.

recruit army if fail steal their tanks

[Tavik Toth]

COnvert people.
Have Carrier be unsunk.
Sail aircraft carrier to middile of atlantic ocean.

[OREOSOME]

Convert the masses. Also make Church propaganda/Adorable Cat videos.

[GreatWyrmGold]

COnvert people.
Sail aircraft carrier to middile of atlantic ocean.

You sank your aircraft carrier. The bits about digging into water and putting the church on your aircraft carrier didn't tip you off?

[Aseaheru]

Continue running adds. try to recruit people who LIKE the song.

[Onyxjew944]

Collect donations. By collect donations I mean pick pockets. And by pick pockets I mean collect donations.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Teach followers the duality of organs. The spleen is the devil's organ, and most of one's evil stems from there. Parts of the liver and one kidney are evil as well. The heart and left side of the brain house the soul, so those should not be cut out, lest you be severed from God. The left lung and right side of the brain house temptation, so those should only be removed by those that really see no other way to deal with temptation.

[4] Taught. Fatalities slow. Amputations still accelerate, as people try to be holy enough to benefit from your healing.

return loved pets explain to owners the riot would never separate loved ones... then punch them in the face.

recruit army if fail steal their tanks

Pets returned.
[4-1] A few people are recruited. [2] You don't steal the others' tanks.

COnvert people.
Have Carrier be unsunk.
Sail aircraft carrier to middile of atlantic ocean.

[5] Forgiving you for blowing money on an aircraft carrier, 500 people join. [3] The carrier is removed from the ocean floor but isn't seaworthy yet.

Convert the masses. Also make Church propaganda/Adorable Cat videos.

[4] About 1,000 new converts arrive. [5] That propaganda should boots future recruiting by +1.

Continue running adds. try to recruit people who LIKE the song.

[4] More ads. $300 more. [5] 100 new recruits.

Collect donations. By collect donations I mean pick pockets. And by pick pockets I mean collect donations.

[1] You give donations to pickpockets. I think.

[Aseaheru]

run more adds. try to convert more. buy radio equipment. train existing followers to use knives on those who wish to reconvert us.

[Onyxjew944]

Find whoever represents Luck, rob them.

[mcclay]

PUNCH ALL THE OTHER IDOITS IN THE FACE FOR THE GOD EMPRAH! LEAD AN ARMY OF SPHESS MARHEENS TO VICTORY!

[Harry Baldman]

Get a spot on TV and preach my message there, hoping to obtain new recruits!

[scapheap]

sell all but the police cars
beat up army

[tryrar]

Check to see if on landmass of some sort.

If so, see where I am

if not, suddenly grow gills