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raise fund

[Harry Baldman]

Capture and enlighten high-ranking CCS members instead, then! If I can't do that, capture and enlighten high-ranking CCCS members. In either case, more sleepers!

[Aseaheru]

play the song to the guy who proposed that.

NO STEALING MY 8 PEOPLE! WE ARE HELPING YOU!

[miauw62]

Put all the booze back inside, let only hobos and other people who convert in!

[Tavik Toth]

Justh have people not hate me. Buy varois vehicles. Gain money.

[borno]

Utilise master pickpocketing skills to get out of debt!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Continue Soliciting donations, use some money to also arm CCCS.

[1] You lose money. Somehow, someone donated their debt.

Break bonds. If failed, convert kidnappers to following Charles. If successful, start screaming incredibly out of tune christian rock songs. So as to torture the puppies.

If all else fails, SUDDENLY NINJAS!

You're out of your bonds and escaped and stuff. [6] You sing Christian rock songs, and the puppies eat your arm off! [2] No ninjas appear.

try to buy radio station.

[3] They offer you an offer of $2,500, which is $164 more than you have...

raise fund

[5] You raise $2,400.

Capture and enlighten high-ranking CCS members instead, then! If I can't do that, capture and enlighten high-ranking CCCS members. In either case, more sleepers!

[4] Sleeper agents in the CCS acquired!

Put all the booze back inside, let only hobos and other people who convert in!

[3] You shut the door; your bar is quickly flooded from floor to ceiling. If you're lucky, something will break and let some air in...

Justh have people not hate me. Buy varois vehicles. Gain money.

[2] People don't hate you, per se...[1] You find a nice car to buy, but it runs you over. [2] Due to your crippled state, you cannot get money.

Utilise master pickpocketing skills to get out of debt!

[6] Check, but they land you right in jail. Again.

[Onyxjew944]

Continue preaching the word of Charles. Use missing arm as publicity. Acquire homeless shelter through method outlined below:

• Lock door
• Plant Bomb
• 
• Homeless shelter acquired.

[Tavik Toth]

Get healed. Have people not hate me. Raise fund.
Then buy a c 130 for religion.

[Harry Baldman]

Use trusty Conservative sleepers to obtain more CCS sleepers. Continue until at least 50% of the most important members are sleepers for our cause.

[Aseaheru]

try to earn 164 dollars, buy station. then run adds and THE SONG.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Continue preaching the word of Charles. Use missing arm as publicity. Acquire homeless shelter through method outlined below:

• Lock door
• Plant Bomb
• 
• Homeless shelter acquired.

[1] People ask why you don't heal your arm if you're so holy. [4] You "succeed" in your "unique" method of "acquiring" the "homeless shelter." And  "emptying" my "stockpile" of quotation marks.

Get healed. Have people not hate me. Raise fund.
Then buy a c 130 for religion.

[5] Ye are healed, my son! For ye haveth faith in I'm just going to finish the turn now. [6] Everyone loves you; the constant hugs cause you to have several cracked ribs and a punctured lung. [2+1] People are poor, but you raise $450. [2] This isn't enough for an aircraft, let alone military surplus...

Use trusty Conservative sleepers to obtain more CCS sleepers. Continue until at least 50% of the most important members are sleepers for our cause.

[5v5] You're discovered before you pass 15%.

try to earn 164 dollars, buy station. then run adds and THE SONG.

[4] You sell spare clothes in a fundraiser. Yay, you own the station! People start to remember why they hate you.

[Aseaheru]

Tell everyone that the one way to learn to ingnore the song is to embrace it. give those people earplugs. continue running adds for the other churches. for money.

[Onyxjew944]

Brainwash hobos.

[tryrar]

Stage miracles that cause a riot in prison; use connections to break out during riot. use stolen cash to build church in another city