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[Onyxjew944]

Kidnap a group of five people, drag into nearest basement. Brainwash with the informercial channel. When fully brainwashed, acquire deeds to their homes and amalgam into a church building. Name it Charles.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ah yes, it is all going according to plan! Using the money we earned, make a huge flashy ad on the benefits of joining the Church of Money, and why you should join it today.
In the meantime, have the construction for the church itself started.

[3] You buy some cheap, erm, economical ads. [3] You purchase a small plot of land and have a small church constructed. [1] You are in debt.

if people join the church, tell them the way to ignore the song. tell people about the fact that it can be defeated. try to get other religions to pay to broadcast things for them.

[3] Eight people show up, asking for your secret. [5] You make big bucks with advertising.

Found Prophets of the Modern-Day Saints(that is actually a well-disguised from for the Mafia) who's program consists of general feel-good messages and urgent requests for donations. Meanwhile, begin blackmailing wealthier attendants for their money and the right to use their businesses for other criminal activities

[6] You make $100,000, but the police arrest you for some reason.

Continue Preaching the Word of Ceiling Cat!

[4] Word preached.

Tithe one of my kidneys, part of my liver and my spleen to assuage the fears and concerns of my flock. After all, can't be a hypocrite in this business. If you're a hypocrite, no one takes you seriously. After that bit of business is done, write a holy text of the Children of Christ, Organ-Thief. It shall be called the Organ Testament!

You donate those organs. [5] Concerns assuaged. [2] You can't get a good Testament written.

if dead (sound like I died) resurrect then call more followers with a battlecry

[3] You have risen halfway from the dead! [1] You moan, calling several people forward to shoot you in the head. Lethally.

Convert more people. Build a church. Improve public image more.

[1] You convince people that you really are a lunatic. [5] They build a nice, little, three-room "house" made of cinder blocks and plywood for you, and even throw in a bed.

Kidnap a group of five people, drag into nearest basement. Brainwash with the informercial channel. When fully brainwashed, acquire deeds to their homes and amalgam into a church building. Name it Charles.

[1] Plan fails at the first step, when you try to kidnap a former spy turned mercenary. You are now kidnapped!

[Onyxjew944]

Call forth a blinding light from my elbows. Summon kittens.

[scapheap]

rise once more (as a human) and raise fund for the riot

[Tavik Toth]

improve public image. convert people. as insane if need be.

[OREOSOME]

Call for donations from the Followers.

[Harry Baldman]

Form Organ-Thief Crime Squad. Perform flashy acts of urban agitation and make the public realize how near the Apocalypse is. Also show them that the only way they can achieve salvation is through joining our Organ-Thief cause. Find abandoned meat packing plant to use as HQ.

[Aseaheru]

ask to join church of ceiling cat. give those who joined the church of BLOOD earplugs.

[OREOSOME]

ask to join church of ceiling cat. give those who joined the church of BLOOD earplugs.

Accept the Man. Then begin to form Ceiling cat crimesquads, from the members of the church.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Call forth a blinding light from my elbows. Summon kittens.

[6] You blind even yourself. [1] You summon puppies. Hostile puppies.

rise once more (as a human) and raise fund for the riot

[2] Maybe try again in a few days?

improve public image. convert people. as insane if need be.

[4] People have reached the local peak of your public image again. [5] You convert a couple hundred while the going's good.

Call for donations from the Followers.

[1] You're given a bill; one in ten followers wants either a miracle or the equivalent in cash ($2,500). So, if you don't cough up $3 million, you'd best start miracling...

Form Organ-Thief Crime Squad. Perform flashy acts of urban agitation and make the public realize how near the Apocalypse is. Also show them that the only way they can achieve salvation is through joining our Organ-Thief cause. Find abandoned meat packing plant to use as HQ.

[4] OTCS formed. [4] Flashy acts done. [3] Abandoned slaughterhouse found. LCS angered at the alleged theft of their idea.

ask to join church of ceiling cat. give those who joined the church of BLOOD earplugs.

Accept the Man. Then begin to form Ceiling cat crimesquads, from the members of the church.

[4] CCCS formed, angering the CCS.

[OREOSOME]

Use Miracles to make it rain Tuna. Also, have CCCS begin various forms of advocating the Church.

[Aseaheru]

meanwhile, continue playing the song on the radio.

[scapheap]

rage back to life

[Harry Baldman]

Convert CCS to the True Way of Organ Theft. Welcome them to my flock along with their undoubtedly large stocks of weaponry and their various safehouses.

[Aseaheru]

send out my 8 minions to play the song at harry untill he dies or goes away.