take over radio station. play it over the airwaves.
[4] People hate you more and more. Um...you're a really bad false prophet.
Oh well. Convert more followers, obtain more organs, sell for more money. Create an Upgraded Cult Servitude plan, where people who convert at least fifteen other people are promoted from Organ Donor to Organ Tither. These people will do my organ harvesting for me, even though the sales part will still be up to myself alone. If anybody objects to having their organs harvested, convince them that it is the will of the LORD that they give up their useless flesh so that the spirit may soar!
[6] Ever read
Eragon? Well, your church members turn into the church of Helgrind. They wonder why you haven't tithed your flesh...
Begin to Make Warrior cat bodyguard army, to protect against nonbelievers and Tacgnol.
[3] You train a dozen attack cats. So, basically cats you've taught not to attack you.
Make church a boat then improve public image.
You don't have a church, [2] and you can't make a boat. [4] People consider you a bit less crazy.
Make the Church of Money. To fund the church, pickpocket everyone while they're not looking.
You found the Church of Money, leading the GM to request that future players please not start their cults' or whatever's names with "Church." Seriously, this is the fourth Church of Foo. Anyways, [5] you become a master thief. No one knows of you yet, but you achieve massive money. Mostly in change and fenced cell phones, but still...
attack the evil ice cream trucks
What evil ice--[5] Where did those come from? Uh, [v1] you punch the main evil ice cream truck in the "self-destruct" button, causing it to explode and destroy the rest. Your remains are sanctified.
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