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Jetman123

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I found this today.
« on: November 23, 2012, 11:29:15 am »
http://www.cracked.com/article_19155_the-14-most-unintentionally-terrifying-statues-in-world.html

Why do I think that all of these are something the dwarves would create? Especially #14.

"This is an exceptional bronze statue of Urist McKickass and demonic hellspawn.

The item is an exceptionally designed image of dwarf Champion Urist McKickass and demonic hellspawn in bronze by Urist McMason. The hellspawn is attacking Urist McKickass. Urist McKickass is fending off the hellspawn. The artwork relates to Urist McKickass killing the swarm of demonic hellspawn unleashed from the depths of the earth in the midspring of 272."
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 11:35:16 am »
w...t...f...

#14 and #2 are the best...
« Last Edit: November 23, 2012, 11:36:47 am by pisskop »
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 02:58:14 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on November 23, 2012, 11:35:16 am
w...t...f...

#14 and #2 are the best...

Nah, #5 is a win.
Instant one.
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2012, 03:42:06 pm »
Did you know?They call it "MODERN ART"
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2012, 03:51:29 pm »
Nummer Vier.
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2012, 08:38:13 am »
This is a masterful statue of a man and children and bears by Urist McFuckthewhat in Basalt. The man is eating the children. The bear is aroused.
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 08:43:53 pm »
#9 is a real standout for me.  And by standout I mean holy shit they have no faces and they defy physics and why would you make that?

#5 reminds me of a certain Devil May Cry boss battle.  The story about it killing its creator just makes that better.
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2012, 05:14:47 pm »
Bashy hate fetus, but Bashy love you!
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2012, 06:00:27 pm »
Quote from: zombie urist on December 14, 2012, 05:14:47 pm
Bashy hate fetus, but Bashy love you!

Glad I'm not the only one reminded of Bashy.
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Scootagoose

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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2012, 03:31:02 pm »
I dunno. Dwarves tend to make...different art. Such as #6.


Also, 5 looks like something out of the caverns.
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2012, 02:15:00 am »
Quote from: Scootagoose on December 15, 2012, 03:31:02 pm
I dunno. Dwarves tend to make...different art. Such as #6.


Also, 5 looks like something out of the caverns.

Praise the moths.
Praise the silk.
Praise that evil horse thing?
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2012, 04:09:06 am »
Quote from: TheZoomZoll on December 16, 2012, 02:15:00 am
Quote from: Scootagoose on December 15, 2012, 03:31:02 pm
I dunno. Dwarves tend to make...different art. Such as #6.


Also, 5 looks like something out of the caverns.

Praise the moths.
Praise the silk.
Praise that evil horse thing?

I can imagine a goblin riding that in a siege.
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Re: I found this today.
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2012, 06:37:58 am »
The Titan 'Demon Horse' has come! A great blue steed. It has a pair of glowing red eyes and it prances fiercely. It emanates an aura of kickass.
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« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2012, 08:32:35 am »
Quote from: JimDale on December 16, 2012, 06:37:58 am
The Titan 'Demon Horse' has come! A great blue steed. It has a pair of glowing red eyes and it prances fiercely. It emanates an aura of kickass.

That looks like something that would ride elves and not the other way around.
Damn treehuggers.
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