Which is probably why you weren't at school the day that SLIM and his gang of SEVEN EVIL BOSSES took over. Come to think of it, until you got his
EVIL TEXT MESSAGE you probably didn't even notice that anything was amiss. No, that's right, crime in Coolsville is still just as rampant as ever. In any case, it seems this SLIM fellow is holding YOUR GIRLFRIEND hostage. Do you even have a girlfriend? Maybe you're gay? It doesn't matter, because it looks like you're going to have to stop him anyways!
In your way are the various gangs of Coolsville, but luckily, you've got help in the form of shopping malls, where you can buy food, books, and other assorted items to aid you in your GRAND QUEST.
Oddly enough, there are quite a few of you, and SLIM has apparently taken all of YOUR GIRLFRIENDs hostage.
But first, who are you?
Name: Your first name.
Gender: Are you a dude or a lady?
Health 10
Strength 10
Toughness 10
Defense 10
Agility 10
Speed 10
Weapon 10
Melee 10
You have 48 points to distribute. Unfortunately, you have no idea what any of these stats do. Maybe you should have paid attention in biology, instead of slacking off.
Techniques
Mach Punch
Dragon Kick
Headbutt
Javelin Toss
Boomerang
Unfortunately, you've been skipping PE for a while now...So you only know one technique. Again, you have no idea what they do.