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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

44 (80%)

BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[Spinal_Taper]

(What did I roll?)

(You already did that action. I can't force him to be the financial officer, so you just wrote his name on paper.)

[Demdemeh]

Fill hell with miasma and cause a tantrum spiral which makes it crumble to its end.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Travel forward in time to the future.

Get my back fixed.

Travel back in time to before my assistant got there so I can save her before she gets in danger.

Figure out how to turn my TARDIS into a more portable and less conspicuous form.

[Xantalos]

Figure out how to turn my TARDIS into a more portable and less conspicuous form.

*don't be a lazy ass like the apparently omnipotent inexplicably human British alien with a pocket flashlight that I ate some time ago in a different RTD and realize that TARDISi can look like multiple things, but the unliscenced medical professional's one is just broken*

[GreatWyrmGold]

Figure out how to turn my TARDIS into a more portable and less conspicuous form.

*don't be a lazy ass like the apparently omnipotent inexplicably human British alien with a pocket flashlight that I ate some time ago in a different RTD and realize that TARDISi can look like multiple things, but the unliscenced medical professional's one is just broken*

I know they can. That's why I keep trying.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Being in someone's toenail doesn't let you share their achievements.

LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRADAMZ
MISKO
GWG

Nope but apparently it's on the right track!

...Which half?
MAINTAIN ACTION PREVIOUSLY UNDERTAKEN BY CURRENT HALF, INCLUDING IMPORTANT ACTIONS SUCH AS GRASPING. FINISH SUBSUMING CASSANDRA.

[Cheesecake]

Respawn as baby cheesecake in one of the forumites.

[Remuthra]

Be reborn from the ashes into a phoenix.

[Fr0stByt3]

Listen to epic music as I eat my lunch.

[Tavik Toth]

GO HELP Xelee anyway.

[Eotyrannus]

Find adorable thing. Sit on them. Laugh as I crush them underneath my buttocks.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Drag GWG to the present and put him in the position of Chief Financial Officer

[Spinal_Taper]

CAN'T TOUCH DIS
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME

WAT I'S SAYIN IS
AMBUSH DANCE ATTACK

(6) YOU EXAUST YOURSELF WITH A WICKED MOVE, LEAVING YOU OPEN TO BE SHOT BY DEATHS GATO.

USE CAT POWERS TO BECOME DEATH'S CAT

(4) YOU POSSESS HIS LESS GANGSTER CAT.

Fill hell with miasma and cause a tantrum spiral which makes it crumble to its end.

(2) YOU DIE. THEN THEY BURY YOU.

Travel forward in time to the future.

Get my back fixed.

Travel back in time to before my assistant got there so I can save her before she gets in danger.

Figure out how to turn my TARDIS into a more portable and less conspicuous form.

(6) YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THE YEAR 3000. DINOSAURS RULE THE GALAXY. (4) A DINO CHIROPRACTOR WORKS ON YOUR BACK.

Being in someone's toenail doesn't let you share their achievements.

(2) SHE PURGES YOU. AGAIN.

Respawn as baby cheesecake in one of the forumites.

(5) YOU SPAWN. I'LL AVOID THE DETAILS.

Be reborn from the ashes into a phoenix.

(1) YOU BURN YOURSELF. DOESN'T WORK, WHAT WITH YOU BEING A PERSON, NOT A PHEONIX.

Listen to epic music as I eat my lunch.

(1) YOU LISTEN TO CHER, AND EAT POISON TO END IT.

GO HELP Xelee anyway.

(4) HALP ACHIEVED. WHOEVER XELEE IS. FEMALE XANTALOS OR SOMETHING.

Find adorable thing. Sit on them. Laugh as I crush them underneath my buttocks.

(4) YOU CRUSH RABBITS WITH YOUR FAT ASS.

>Drag GWG to the present and put him in the position of Chief Financial Officer

(2) NO. HE'S ALREADY IN THE FUTURE

LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
MISKO
GWG

[Xantalos]

BEGIN KITTY BEFRIENDING OF OTHER AFTERLIFE FIGURES

[Remuthra]

"I was once a normal office worker with a battlecruiser. Then I was caught in a horrible accident while burning down my office building for no reason whatsoever. The flames burned away my flesh, then proceeded to burn away the limits of my soul. Now I am the Victim, mastermind and supervillian, because I have this power for a purpose. That purpose is to pay society back for the gross wrongs that allowed me to be consumed by that fire. It was not my fault that building burned down, but I will make sure it never happens again. How, you ask? Why, I will take over the world's entire economy! I will destroy all the office buildings! They'll suffer greatly for what they did, every last one of them! Not even the Empire State Building will be spared from my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE MINE, CORPORATE WORLD!"

Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.