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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

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BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[Fr0stByt3]

Spawn in, walk to work while jamming to some rock music.

[Spinal_Taper]

PULL KNOT OUT, ACCIDENTALLY REVEALING THAT WE'VE BEEN IN A GIANT SWIMMING POOL THE WHOLE TIME AND I JUST PULLED THE PLUG

(6) YOU DO SO. EVERYONE STANDS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL. EXCEPT YOU, WHO GOES DOWN THE COSMIC DRAIN.

Figure out how to save the world.

Do so.

(6) IT INVOLVES FALLING INTO DARKNESS, UNFORTUNATLY. BUT, YOU'RE EDGY ENOUGH TO EMBRACE THE DARKNESS. (1) YOUR SECRETARY STARTS CRYING.

(Yes!  The action to prevent everyone else from winning was victorious!)

>Create a field that prevents time travel unless the time travel is sanctioned by me.

(1) SHIT. YOU UNDID IT.

Make a Spaceship to save world with.

(3) YOU LEAP INTO THIS.

Respawn as a human made entirely of red matter. This red matter is on fire.
Turn the planet into a geothermal reactor.
Use the power to build a Dyson Sphere.
Use that power to establish a new world order and ascend to god-hood.

(3) YOU RESPAWN AS RED PAINT.

THE FOG IS THE KEY TO THE CURRENT TRAFFIC JAM

IT MUST BE ANNIHILATED FOR THE GOOD OF MAN

...LET'S HAVE A SANDWICH BEFOREHAND THOUGH

(1) ICK! PEANUT BUTTER SPINACH! GROSS.

Spawn in, walk to work while jamming to some rock music.

(1) FUNDEMENTALIST CHRISTIANS BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A CROSS.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO

[Tavik Toth]

Make a colony ship.

[Fr0stByt3]

"Well, that wasn't very nice."
Respawn Get back up, dust myself off, and start walking to work again.

[Eotyrannus]

BE A DINOSAUR.

POSSIBLY A SMALL SPARROW.

[Tavik Toth]

BE A DINOSAUR.

POSSIBLY A SMALL SPARROW.

European or African?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Become a time-elemental dragon, who is the leader of the TARDIS agency.

[Xantalos]

EAT TIME

[GreatWyrmGold]

Emerge from darkness into light.

Comfort secretary.

Save the world from Xantalos, Zanzetkuken, Slowpoke, or whoever the current threat is. From darkness if needed.

[LordSlowpoke]

Emerge from darkness into light.

Comfort secretary.

Save the world from Xantalos, Zanzetkuken, Slowpoke, or whoever the current threat is. From darkness if needed.

SAVE THE WORLD FROM BEING SAVED!

[Onyxjew944]

Be Lead red paint. Made of red matter.
Kill everything that moves and most things that don't.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Become Cassandra.

[Spinal_Taper]

Make a colony ship.

(1) YOU ACCIDENTALLY INFECT THE COLONY WITH A COLONY. OF BACTERIA. THEN THE COLONY INFECTED COLONY COLONIZES YOU. AND THEN YOU DIE. BECAUSE TUPICALLY, BEING HIT BY A SPACE SHIP KILLS YOU.

"Well, that wasn't very nice."
Respawn Get back up, dust myself off, and start walking to work again.

(6) YOU WALK SO INTENTSLY THAT YOU PASS YOUR WORKPLACE BY.

BE A DINOSAUR.

POSSIBLY A SMALL SPARROW.

(6) YOU ARE A LARGE SPARROW! BWAHAHAHAHA!

>Become a time-elemental dragon, who is the leader of the TARDIS agency.

(5) YOU DO THAT THING.

EAT TIME

(5) IT TASTES LIKE DESERT.

Emerge from darkness into light.

Comfort secretary.

Save the world from Xantalos, Zanzetkuken, Slowpoke, or whoever the current threat is. From darkness if needed.

(3) YOU EMERGE INTO A SOMEWHAT LESS SHADY AREA. (6)
"B-Boss? Is that you?"
She resumes her bawling.
"I-I thought you were gone..."

Emerge from darkness into light.

Comfort secretary.

Save the world from Xantalos, Zanzetkuken, Slowpoke, or whoever the current threat is. From darkness if needed.

SAVE THE WORLD FROM BEING SAVED!

(2) YOU START PICKING YOUR BELLYBUTTON.

Be Lead red paint. Made of red matter.
Kill everything that moves and most things that don't.

(6) IT'S DIFFICULT TO MURDER WITH THE BEING INAMINATE.

Become Cassandra.

(1) YOU BECOME A DEAD CHICK. NAMED CASSANDRA.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Send GreatWyrmGold and his Assistant back to the begining of humanity.
>Give them a unmarked TARDIS that uses a date code display that uses the age of the universe to mark the date and time.

[Fr0stByt3]

"Dammit!" Walk TO, listening to 'Ain't No Rest For the Wicked' as I do so. And sing along.